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Drad_Bert posted:you don't know the power of the dank side emperor palpagreen, lord of the spliff
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Dec 10, 2015 05:40
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Luke would smoke weed all day every day but I'm not sure how well it grows on Tatooine or how long day lasts with their two suns or whatever
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mega sunlight + living on a "moisture farm" = bomb yields
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mdm posted:Luke would smoke weed all day every day but I'm not sure how well it grows on Tatooine or how long day lasts with their two suns or whatever Hell Yeah posted:mega sunlight + living on a "moisture farm" = bomb yields Tatooweed
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realistically why would luke be so adamant about going to get some dumb power converters? pickin up from his dealer imo
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This reminds me of a TCC post a decade ago where a goon created a Star Wars theme to his smoke sessions. The pipe was called a palp, and the lighter was a palper. The act of smoking was called palpitating, and when he got really high he became Emperor Palpatine. 
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Narc Vaper posted:Commander, tear this ship apart until you find those plants! And bring me all passengers, I want them ALIVE!
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Luke does in fact smoke loads of weed in The Force Awakens. I was one of the screen-writers so I know. Essentially, he is on Kashyakk, smoking the Kashyakk-Hashish with Chewie. Eventually he gets so high that he falls to the Dank Side of The Force, repairs the Vader helmet but turns it into a vaporizer, becoming Dank Vapor. Dank Vapor duel wields Luke's green lightsaber and Samuel L. Jackson's purple lightsaber. The main plot is he's gotta rescue Leia from the evil Kronic the Hutt. Kronic controls marijuana in the outer-rim but Leia is pushing a bill in the Galactic Senate that would legalize it. Unable to compete with Republic Tobacco companies, Kronic abducts her. Contrary to all the posters, Rey, Finn and Han are pretty minor characters.
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DoctorStrangelove posted:Luke does in fact smoke loads of weed in The Force Awakens. I was one of the screen-writers so I know. Essentially, he is on Kashyakk, smoking the Kashyakk-Hashish with Chewie. Eventually he gets so high that he falls to the Dank Side of The Force, repairs the Vader helmet but turns it into a vaporizer, becoming Dank Vapor. Dank Vapor duel wields Luke's green lightsaber and Samuel L. Jackson's purple lightsaber. It's Kushyyyk you fraud
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Boomstick Quaid posted:It's Kushyyyk you fraud Disney changed the canonical spelling.
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:No, neither Luke nor any other Jedi needs psychoactive substances because they (psychoactive substances) are insignificant compared to the power of The Force. It's well known midicloreans are more easily focused when high af
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Dec 10, 2015 14:05
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You ever wonder what exactly it is that Han smuggles? that's right........
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Dec 10, 2015 18:52
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A jedi must always have a clear mind so the answer is no.
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Mad Monk posted:A jedi must always have a clear mind so the answer is no. Wrong, rear end in a top hat
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WWLSD?
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A tendril of smoke snakes from Yoda's nose and forms Obi-Wan's ghost.
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jar jar obv gets high because he is an offensive Jamaican stereotype with horrible flesh dreads growing out of his weed-addled skull
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Obi-Wan orders drinks from the bar at least twice during the films so he's not straight edge.
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Robotnik Nudes posted:Obi-Wan orders drinks from the bar at least twice during the films so he's not straight edge. never heard of odoul's I take it
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THC-3PO the first legal weed I bought in WA was called Ewok. good stuff
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bacta dank
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THC-1138
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speshl guy posted:Anakin was all angsty and whiny because 1 he couldn't get laid and 2 he never smoked weed. luke is a square and wanted to bone his sister so no, he doesnt smoke weed sinking belle posted:bacta dank
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grand moff tokin
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hash rendar
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SirEvelynTremble posted:He certainly doesn't Chewbacca Why are there any more posts after this one?
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Danko fett
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Chronic the hemp hog oh poo poo I hosed up
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