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home invader's face. Please respond quickly as I'm plugging the combination into my gunsafe right now and i don't know how long this guy is going to wait
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"Eat hot lead" always goes down well with the homies
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Dec 7, 2015 19:07
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for a novel twist on the old classic, consider "eat hot dick"
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Dec 7, 2015 19:08
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I'm sorry dad I'm so sorry
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Dec 7, 2015 19:08
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"suck my dick"
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Dec 7, 2015 19:09
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wassup sucka
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Dec 7, 2015 19:09
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Never used this before (brief pause)..... on a live target.
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Dec 7, 2015 19:11
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"why did you make me do this???" than crawl into the fetal position and start crying, and have PTSD for the rest of your life.
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Dec 7, 2015 19:13
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Get on ur knees... thats right... now suck the barrel of my gun, bitch!
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Dec 7, 2015 19:13
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It's just been revoked
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Dec 7, 2015 19:13
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"...I ordered a HOLE invader"
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Dec 7, 2015 19:13
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Keep the change ya filthy animal
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Dec 7, 2015 19:17
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alluh akbar
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Dec 7, 2015 19:18
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qm7dykc78GU
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Dec 7, 2015 19:19
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ice to meet you
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Dec 7, 2015 19:20
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You are a bad guy so you have to die now
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Dec 7, 2015 19:20
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"This one's for Scott Weiland you piece of poo poo!"
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Dec 7, 2015 19:21
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My anime DVDs are worth more than a human life!
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Dec 7, 2015 19:21
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"castle doctrine condones murder"
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Dec 7, 2015 19:23
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The clouds never expect it When it rains But the sea changes colours But the sea Does not change
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Dec 7, 2015 19:24
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"I was here first."
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Dec 7, 2015 19:24
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i'm curious george and i have a question for you" then u make monkey noises and scratch ur armpits like a monkey do
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Dec 7, 2015 19:26
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How about "Didn't your mama ever tell you it's rude to drop by unannounced?" Crap, I think he's stealing my TV. I think I'm just going to go with that one before he leaves.
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Dec 7, 2015 19:27
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"This thing's my metal cock and you're gonna make it cum!"
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Dec 7, 2015 19:28
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sorry I know these are insanely loud indoors *wince* blam
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Dec 7, 2015 19:28
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"Rust in peace" Only works on cyborg home invaders though.
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Dec 7, 2015 19:30
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Being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do you, punk? Just made this up myself
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Dec 7, 2015 19:30
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Get Off My Plane!
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Dec 7, 2015 19:32
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I'm X, and I'm bout ta give it to ya
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Dec 7, 2015 19:34
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*on the telephone* "It's Maynard. Yeah, spider just caught a couple of flies."
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Dec 7, 2015 19:38
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You dont say anything you just spin the cylinder real cool like
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Dec 7, 2015 19:40
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I'm about to give you a hot load!! Then cum on him and shove the 44 up his butt.
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Dec 7, 2015 19:42
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skin that smokewagon and see what happens
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Dec 7, 2015 19:42
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Narrow your eyes and say something really softly to freak them out, like "Oooooh yeah...you'll do -nicely-." Haha they'll FREAK
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Dec 7, 2015 19:45
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Haha, funny story, I was saying the cool thing about "Feeling lucky" and then I realized it was actually my wife, haha, she was getting something from the fridge, haha, but I felt kind of stupid after saying that so I went ahead and pulled the trigger and now she's dead, but I called 911 and told them I needed help with some "End of wife care" so it's all good haha
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Dec 7, 2015 19:45
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"consider this a divorce!"
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Dec 7, 2015 19:47
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Smelly Bohemian posted:Haha, funny story, I was saying the cool thing about "Feeling lucky" and then I realized it was actually my wife, haha, she was getting something from the fridge, haha, but I felt kind of stupid after saying that so I went ahead and pulled the trigger and now she's dead, but I called 911 and told them I needed help with some "End of wife care" so it's all good haha glad this story had a happy ending OP. stay safe
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Dec 7, 2015 19:47
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"As soon as Zed gets here, the party will begin."
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Dec 7, 2015 19:49
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fuccboi posted:You dont say anything you just spin the cylinder real cool like You freaking idiot modern revolvers dont just SPIN. this is why we need gun control
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"You know you want me, baby!"
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