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piss yourself and let him kill you op.
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Dec 7, 2015 19:56
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"Son you done hosed up!"
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Dec 7, 2015 19:57
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Shoot em twice in the torso and you'll give yourself a couple minutes to recite the John Galt speech before they are dead
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Dec 7, 2015 19:58
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A Neurotic Jew posted:"why did you make me do this???" than crawl into the fetal position and start crying, and have PTSD for the rest of your life.
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Dec 7, 2015 20:00
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Smelly Bohemian posted:home invader's face. statistically it is something like "goodbye cruel world"
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Dec 7, 2015 20:02
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"get ready to suck this guns dick"
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Dec 7, 2015 20:03
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Ein cooler Typ posted:It's just been revoked it's always this
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Dec 7, 2015 20:07
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:for a novel twist on the old classic, consider "eat hot dick" instead of a gun you shoot cum
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Dec 7, 2015 20:10
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give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free
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Dec 7, 2015 20:14
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THIS IS FOR SYRIA
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Dec 7, 2015 20:16
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point the gun at your head and say "long live the new flesh"
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Dec 7, 2015 20:19
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Shoot wildly into the bathroom door at the fear of it being a home invader.
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Dec 7, 2015 20:20
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"habla la espanol, baby"
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Dec 7, 2015 20:23
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"This firearm is extremely impractical for home defense"
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Dec 7, 2015 20:23
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:You freaking idiot modern revolvers dont just SPIN. this is why we need gun control Mine is a steampunk revolver, it spins on its own and steam billows out of all the holes
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Dec 7, 2015 20:27
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"You thugs had better step away from my awesome gaming computer"
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Dec 7, 2015 20:31
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this is my rifle. there are many like it but this one is mine. i am useless without my rifle. my rifle is useless without me.
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Dec 7, 2015 20:39
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN6JV2GXyvg
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Dec 7, 2015 20:41
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I told you I was hardcore then shoot your face
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Dec 7, 2015 20:43
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SorePotato posted:I'm sorry dad I'm so sorry Let's just close shop right here
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Dec 7, 2015 20:44
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bitches leave 1st
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Dec 7, 2015 20:48
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"Y'all ready for this?"
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Dec 7, 2015 20:48
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WELCOME TO BONERTOWN
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Dec 7, 2015 20:53
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That'll do, pig.
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Dec 7, 2015 20:54
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strap him to a chair using telephone wire and lick his face alot.
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Dec 7, 2015 20:56
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Call it
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Dec 7, 2015 20:57
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Hand shot first
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Dec 7, 2015 21:51
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Fire a warning shot and get killed by the ricochet
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Dec 7, 2015 21:55
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"hey, looks like you'll never be the... head... of a major corporation." alternatively: "hey scumbag, heads up." or even: "Hey buddy, is it worth losing your head over?" a bone to pick fucked around with this message at 22:08 on Dec 7, 2015 |
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Dec 7, 2015 22:03
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Hey buddy. You forgot to take this too!
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Dec 7, 2015 22:12
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I meant your virginity.
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Dec 7, 2015 22:12
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No, gently caress YOU dad!
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Dec 7, 2015 22:23
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BREAK YOSELF, FOO!
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Dec 7, 2015 22:31
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Eat gun!
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Dec 7, 2015 22:33
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I swear I'm not racist, I even have [home invader ethnicity] friends!
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Dec 7, 2015 23:15
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"Stop resisting!"
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Dec 7, 2015 23:29
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wouldnt you be better off buying a better more secure door to stop the home invader from getting in??? just a thought
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Dec 7, 2015 23:31
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www posted:wouldnt you be better off buying a better more secure door to stop the home invader from getting in??? just a thought then what about the windows smart guy?
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Dec 7, 2015 23:32
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4GoalAVE7I
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Dec 7, 2015 23:33
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Sock it to ya!
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