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By Grabthar's hammer...
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Dec 7, 2015 23:46
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I'm sorry about this but as this is Texas I believe I'm legally obligated to kill you now.
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Dec 7, 2015 23:47
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You're fired
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Dec 7, 2015 23:48
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"loving die you meatball poo poo-head."
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Dec 7, 2015 23:50
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The real answer is this, "I am in fear for my life!" Scream that loud enough for someone to hopefully hear and testify just in case the home invader actually has rich parents.
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Dec 7, 2015 23:52
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Dec 8, 2015 00:04
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"So month long sex slave or full of lead? Your choice."
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Dec 8, 2015 00:05
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyrrany of KABLAM They will expect you to say the whole verse. Imagine the surprise on his face when you blow his head off halfway through the first line.
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Dec 8, 2015 00:12
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I'll kill you if you don't show me how to turn this gun on.
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Dec 8, 2015 00:38
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This is about ethics in video game journalism
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Dec 8, 2015 00:55
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Memories. I want to give them to you.
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Dec 8, 2015 01:02
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No tears, only dreams now.
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Dec 8, 2015 01:20
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Smelly Bohemian posted:home invader's face. "I love peace"
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Dec 8, 2015 01:49
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Hypha posted:No tears, only dreams now.
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Dec 8, 2015 02:06
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sing ".44 Caliber Brain Surgery" by Demolition Hammer for him
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Dec 8, 2015 02:07
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STOP RESISTING
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Dec 8, 2015 03:02
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"I'm gay"
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Dec 8, 2015 03:14
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op at that range what kinda headshot percentage you getting in VATS?
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Dec 8, 2015 03:45
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"you're lookin' at the business end of a thing I bought."
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Dec 8, 2015 04:05
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"This is going to just like a call of duty except the main guy is really fat"
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Dec 8, 2015 04:05
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"Garbage Day"
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Dec 8, 2015 04:37
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"Next time, there will be no next time." "You were warned Lorraine, the money goes up to John"
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Dec 8, 2015 05:07
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Smelly Bohemian posted:Haha, funny story, I was saying the cool thing about "Feeling lucky" and then I realized it was actually my wife, haha, she was getting something from the fridge, haha, but I felt kind of stupid after saying that so I went ahead and pulled the trigger and now she's dead, but I called 911 and told them I needed help with some "End of wife care" so it's all good haha you should've waited 31 days before calling the authorities so it really looked like an accident
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Dec 8, 2015 05:11
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"the South WILL rise again"
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Dec 8, 2015 05:14
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[In Borat voice]: Mai waiife!
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Dec 8, 2015 05:34
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VectorSigma posted:"Garbage Day" or "I know how to use this thing!" except hold the gun by the barrel, so the barrel is pointed downwards and the handle is pointed at the guy
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Dec 8, 2015 05:48
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"Prepare to get Flim Flammed!"
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Dec 8, 2015 05:57
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"Who ordered the whoop rear end fajitas?" Alternatively, "I'm gonna show you where the wild goose goes."
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Dec 8, 2015 06:15
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You don't clear!
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Dec 8, 2015 06:35
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"Do you like gladiator movies?"
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Dec 8, 2015 06:43
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"A diamond plate, a glowing grate, a place you'll never leave... What am I?"
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Dec 8, 2015 07:34
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"im gay" Alternatively, "eat fresh!"
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Dec 8, 2015 07:49
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"you ARE the weakest link...goodbye!!" ~in a british woman's accent
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Dec 8, 2015 07:50
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"we're gonna have to shorten your nickname, slugger....to slug"
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Dec 8, 2015 07:54
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"You're luggage."
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Dec 8, 2015 15:42
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"Don't, don't, don't, this will hurt someone."
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Dec 8, 2015 16:08
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With no way to deal with the past, I kept my eyes on the road, off the rear view mirror and the roadkill behind me.
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Dec 8, 2015 16:25
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Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? Then in 25 years his son drops you from a gothic church steeple.
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"you just stuck your dick in the wrong pie mother fucker" "you loving my wife? are you loving my wife?!" "you want me to tell you about my mother?" Blahsmack fucked around with this message at 17:38 on Dec 8, 2015 |
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