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a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


My experience has been ruined. :(

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Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

You don't even know if they die or not, OP.
What? You know he dies? Who told you? FYAD? lol k

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
:gas:

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

fyad mods aren't scholarly authorities on star wars therefore the title of fyad is not canon.

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




People who whine about spoilers should realize it's about the experience and knowing what happens ahead of time doesn't change that at all.


But yeah Han Solo dies. Rey and Kylo Ren are siblings. Luke is their father. Grandmaster Snoke is a cloned Darth Sidious. Finn returns to the First Order at the end of the film. America will never shake the indominable grasp Satan has of it.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
they all die



everything dies



eventually the force will die

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
ITS A TRAP!!!

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
i hope you die op like han solo in star wars: the force awakens

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


not grandmaster snorke...

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001

Hermione dies

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
butt

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



i am han solo and i am dead

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

future yarns anticipatory discussion

Jive One
Sep 11, 2001

It brought a little smile to me. A smile to my lips.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Spoiling [new pop culture thing] is extremely 2004 but lol @ anyone who thought Harrison Ford was gonna sign on for more than one movie

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Spoiling [new pop culture thing] is extremely 2004 but lol @ anyone who thought Harrison Ford was gonna sign on for more than one movie

I'm lollin @ you.

Obligatory Handle
Feb 27, 2004

by Lowtax

Nelson Mandingo posted:

People who whine about spoilers should realize it's about the experience and knowing what happens ahead of time doesn't change that at all.



That's a dumb loving argument from a bunch of autistic cock suckers. And don't post your stupid study.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

darth vader is lukes father

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

are restuarant menus spoilers for the food?

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

im harrison fords dead face

Snuffman
May 21, 2004

I love it.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
It's a good guess, given how Harrison Ford has hated Star Wars for so long and how prominently he's been featured in the trailer

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
Han died, Chewbacca cried

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Matoi Ryuko posted:

I'm lollin @ you.

I'll poo poo on you

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I'll poo poo on you

You can poo poo upwards?

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Hammerite posted:

Han died, Chewbacca cried

Yeah, if Han dies Chewie will have failed in his life debt. He'll probably have to commit Wookiee Seppuku

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Matoi Ryuko posted:

You can poo poo upwards?

I'm scottish

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

are restuarant menus spoilers for the food?

This might actually be true for the Cheesecake Factory.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

- Admiral Ackbar, while browsing imagefap.com

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
R2d2 is Sith lord as always intended for the long twist of the story (for true fans only). I heard it here on GBS in the spoilers thread.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

Jive One posted:

It brought a little smile to me. A smile to my lips.

it gave me a smile that did not quite reach my lips

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
Chewbacca gets squished by a planet.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
FYAD's a bunch of fags. Not because of this mind, just in general; this is funny.

HollywoodDialysis
Jan 19, 2005

not doing nothing
Grimey Drawer
Riddle me this; Why wasn't Han Solo in any of the prequels? Not even mentioned or anything. It seems like a wasted opportunity considering how they're throwing Harrison Ford at the wall now.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Pththya-lyi posted:

It's a good guess, given how Harrison Ford has hated Star Wars for so long and how prominently he's been featured in the trailer
does harrison ford like anything?

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
Hey OP. Darth Vader is Luke's father.


LOL

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
Rumors also abound that Snape indeed kills Dumbledore

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Xaris posted:

does harrison ford like anything?

Ally McBeal, earrings, flying I think?

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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lol i remember this quote from the star wars episode 3: the return of the jedi

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Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

I hadn't even noticed it had changed so I was gonna be all "gently caress you op, Asian dudes rule"

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