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PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
I'm surrounded by snooty stay-at-home moms wearing yoga pants and Ugg boots and cucked dudes voraciously scrolling on their phones.

One of the moms bent down in front of me and I totally saw down her shirt. Her sports bra is green. Her diamond ring is bigger than either of her boobs.

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HollywoodDialysis
Jan 19, 2005

not doing nothing
Grimey Drawer
Lol if you can't see that if you're not the stay at home mom, you're the cuckold.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

you should go home.

RudeCat
Aug 7, 2012

The rudest cat for the rudest jobs


Is your phone scrolling voracious, OP?

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL

HollywoodDialysis posted:

Lol if you can't see that if you're not the stay at home mom, you're the cuckold.

Here's hoping, my wife hates me!

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

did they have the pit of Styrofoam blocks that you could rope swing into?

that was fun when i was a kid

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
congratulations on making a baby! be nice to her

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

symbolic posted:

did they have the pit of Styrofoam blocks that you could rope swing into?

that was fun when i was a kid

personally i liked the big trampoline. i once had a birthday party at a gymnastics place and i got a GI Joe submarine, it was loving sick

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL

symbolic posted:

did they have the pit of Styrofoam blocks that you could rope swing into?

that was fun when i was a kid

Hell yeah

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
Green bra sports mom has an advanced case of resting bitch face. I'm going to try to get a picture of her madface.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

PureEvil6_13 posted:

Green bra sports mom has an advanced case of resting bitch face. I'm going to try to get a picture of her madface.
Don't doxx me

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

im the kid pulling the wedgie out of my butt

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

im the kid pulling the wedgie out of my butt

You're going to have to narrow that down.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

PureEvil6_13 posted:

I'm surrounded by snooty stay-at-home moms wearing yoga pants and Ugg boots and cucked dudes voraciously scrolling on their phones.

One of the moms bent down in front of me and I totally saw down her shirt. Her sports bra is green. Her diamond ring is bigger than either of her boobs.

I'm the ring

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
im the wedgie

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
mos tsoccer moms have resting bitch face it comes from spending all their time with "frenemies" because they dont have real friends

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004
You sexually abuse your children OP

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

You sexually abuse your children OP
Yow!!! :wth:

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

You sexually abuse your children OP

any man going near a gymnastics class even if hes taken his daughter is probably a sexual criminal

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

PureEvil6_13 posted:


One of the moms bent down in front of me and I totally saw down her shirt. Her sports bra is green. Her diamond ring is bigger than either of her boobs.

That was a tween wasn't it?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
knock knock

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy
You wanna be deep between a children's buttcheecks? wow mods???

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

my only memory of gymnastics is when my sister was taking them in elementary school and we would get Wendy's afterwards

good times

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

symbolic posted:

my only memory of gymnastics is when my sister was taking them in elementary school and we would get Wendy's afterwards

good times

i once dislocated my thumb and got shipped to a camp in siberia :(

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Who's dat?

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
So how was it staring at a bunch of underage girls in stretchy pants? Asking for a friend.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Airborne Viking posted:

So how was it staring at a bunch of underage girls in stretchy pants? Asking for a friend.

There was a problem near my house where creeps kept setting up video cameras and filming little kids gymnastics classes.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Darth123123 posted:

That was a tween wasn't it?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

They call it secondary characteristics. Whatever that means to OP.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

symbolic posted:

my only memory of gymnastics is when my sister was taking them in elementary school and we would get Wendy's afterwards

good times

Op goes to subway. You might say he likes to



































eat

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
Forums poster 'A Crunk Bird' is a known liar and rabble-rouser.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

gymnast are sorta hot

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

PureEvil6_13 posted:

Hello I'm a man taking pictures of a child's gym class yes of course my daughter is here excuse me for a minute while I go to the bathroom then straight out the door to my car that I parked two blocks away placing a large cardboard box in front of my one visible license plate for no particular reason

fakeaccount
Jun 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

BigBoss posted:

There was a problem near my house where creeps kept setting up video cameras and filming little kids gymnastics classes.

Near your house? You don't say.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
op if i had your life i would kill myself

LadyAmbien
Oct 22, 2015

quote:

Hello I'm a man taking pictures of a child's gym class yes of course my daughter is here excuse me for a minute while I go to the bathroom then straight out the door to my car that I parked two blocks away placing a large cardboard box in front of my one visible license plate for no particular reason

This will teach you for taking your daughter anywhere, ever OP.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

come on now op is not a pedo

he just has a boring sad life and should kill himself

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

symbolic posted:

my only memory of gymnastics is when my sister was taking them in elementary school and we would get Wendy's afterwards

good times

I bet you got mad pussy just from being friends with a gymnast

hi5 bro

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL

LadyAmbien posted:

This will teach you for taking your daughter anywhere, ever OP.

The plan is to take her places now while she is young and can't go anywhere herself then lock her away in the bomb shelter in her teens so at least she has memories of fun times.

A misanthrope posted:

come on now op is not a pedo

he just has a boring sad life and should kill himself

This

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.


that's just what a pedo would say though... hmmm....

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