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Another Person: Oct 21, 2010

Eltoasto posted:

# ? Dec 8, 2015 05:20

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Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

I still cannot get over the fact that there's a guy who's legit named Canyon Semen.

# ? Dec 8, 2015 05:20

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

of course Carmella and Big Cass are dating :3:

# ? Dec 8, 2015 05:23

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

Ok so Cass and Carmela have to be boning

# ? Dec 8, 2015 05:23

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

StarkRavingMad posted:

oh yeah, it was extra painful

i honestly think that last segment will result in a LOSS of BUYS overall

# ? Dec 8, 2015 05:23

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Bayley and Carmella and Big Cass :3:

# ? Dec 8, 2015 05:23

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Eltoasto posted:

Ok so Cass and Carmela have to be boning

they can express their affection however they wish!

# ? Dec 8, 2015 05:23

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Eltoasto posted:

Ok so Cass and Carmela have to be boning

# ? Dec 8, 2015 05:25

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Oh, sweet, we're gonna have someone to replay Jinder!

# ? Dec 8, 2015 05:26

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

"My name is Canyon Semen" he's just standing there saying it like that's a normal thing.

# ? Dec 8, 2015 05:26

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Do you think he was born with that name or did he just decide "gently caress it I'ma troll life" at some point and get it legally changed to Canyon Semen?

# ? Dec 8, 2015 05:27

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Shima Honnou posted:

Do you think he was born with that name or did he just decide "gently caress it I'ma troll life" at some point and get it legally changed to Canyon Semen?

He had it changed. Used to be Jizz Hole.

# ? Dec 8, 2015 05:29

Ruggington: Apr 21, 2012

baymella are loving adorable

# ? Dec 8, 2015 05:31

StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001; Yams Fan

Bayley, you have like 10 minutes to agent an Alexa Bliss/Eva Marie Match

Bayley: "JESUS gently caress WHY, no, I got this"

# ? Dec 8, 2015 05:34

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

"Baron Corbin!"
*silence*
*single boo*

# ? Dec 8, 2015 05:35

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

The more Bayley they show on this the better it is.

Emma just stole Albert's wallet.

Push El Burrito fucked around with this message at 05:37 on Dec 8, 2015

# ? Dec 8, 2015 05:35

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

Emma just stole Albert's wallet.

# ? Dec 8, 2015 05:38

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

If Chad Gable doesn't run out of the building waving his towel in the air I'm gonna be disappointed.

# ? Dec 8, 2015 05:39

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

a very spooky breaking ground

# ? Dec 8, 2015 05:41

Ruggington: Apr 21, 2012

baron corbin is extremely lame

# ? Dec 8, 2015 05:44

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Ruggington posted:

baron corbin is extremely lame

# ? Dec 8, 2015 05:45

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Ruggington posted:

baron corbin is extremely lame

He's really weird in the most boring possible ways.

Don't take advice from this weird beardy nerd, Lovepreet.

# ? Dec 8, 2015 05:45

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

I still can't believe they hired Kurt Angle's son.

# ? Dec 8, 2015 05:49

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Time to watch a New Yorker get murdered.

# ? Dec 8, 2015 05:51

StarkRavingMad: Sep 27, 2001; Yams Fan

Eva Marie just stomps her in the temple, nice

# ? Dec 8, 2015 05:52

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Don't end now I want to know if she lives or not! Is Big Cass a single father, did Enzo lose his mother?!

# ? Dec 8, 2015 05:52

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

RIP Carmella and also Owen.

# ? Dec 8, 2015 05:55

rovert: Jun 10, 2013

fart blood posted:

Rovert got out of the shower. He did not wash his large curly mullet. This was deliberate because he got it done at the salon earlier in the day.

Wearing only a towel, he was greeted by Fat Lowtax. "Hope you don't mind, the door was open," said Fat Lowtax.

Rovert didn't seem to care. His mind was wandering.

"Hey, you okay buddy?" Fat Lowtax asked.

Rovert let out a deep sigh. "I think...my husband Yuriy has a fart fetish."

"Oh...well, why do you think that?"

"Well," Rovert began, sipping his tea. "Last week I kissed his hand when we were in bed, and it tasted EXACTLY like his rear end from when I ate his rear end out the night prior."

"Okay..."

"And the other day, he thought I'd left for work, and I distinctly heard him strain, like he was trying to push something out of his rear end. You know, that 'HNNNNNNNN' sound. Usually it's my cum but I didn't gently caress him the night prior so it couldn't have been. And then I felt the floor vibrate a little so...so..."

Rovert started to choke up a little, and Fat Lowtax consoled him. "Hey, come on guy. It's not so bad. So Yuriy gets off on his own gas. It happens. We all have our little kinky likes."

"Not me," Rovert sulked. "I'm kinda boring in that area."

"Oh stop! I bet you like lots of kinky stuff! Ever dressed up during sex? Like a costume?"

"Nope."

"Ok. Well, ever been spanked?"

"Nah."

"...handcuffs?"

"No."

"Peeing on each other? Role-playing? Nibbling on your rectum hair and gently tugging while your parter says 'oh yeah untie that gift ribbon'?"

"No, no, and god no."

Fat Lowtax looked at a loss for words. "Well hey man I mean, some people are boring in the sack, but...dude, if you're so concerned about it, why don't you spend some time with Yuriy and try to do some of that fart stuff he likes once in a while? Maybe you'll like it!"

Rovert quickly shook his head. "Oh no fat lowtax, I can't do that!"

"Well why not?"

"Because," Rovert said, between sips of tea. "I have to give Rowdy Ringsports the Scoops!"

I don't drink tea or coffee

# ? Dec 8, 2015 06:29

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

omg

# ? Dec 8, 2015 06:31

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

Eva Marie is literally terrible at everything. They have her record backstage promos and even her best takes are awful. They have to smoke and mirror her way around a title match with Bayley. Then she just busts Carmella's head because she has no idea how to kick properly. Fire her plz.

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

I still cannot get over the fact that there's a guy who's legit named Canyon Semen.

The worst part is that his middle name is "of".

# ? Dec 8, 2015 09:29

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Dr.Tree posted:

The Worst part is we could just turn it off. We can walk away. Why haven't we walked away!?

Because people still have the hope that maybe, just maybe, they'll turn it around this week. About a month ago there was an above average RAW, and you could see the posters getting excited because THIS TIME, WWE's finally getting its act together. THIS TIME, they'll book things right.

# ? Dec 8, 2015 14:31

ChrisBTY: Mar 29, 2012; this glorious monument

Because I've been watching WWF/E for my entire life. It's so ingrained into who I am that this is the bottom floor of my ability to not care. I wish I could just ignore these threads and go gently caress off and play Fallout or whatever, but I can't. There will always be a part of me that is a fan. There will always be a part of me that cares, even if I'm not actively engaged in the product. And that part has become twisted and spiteful, all hope for a glorious recovery has been replaced with a hunger for vengeance upon the people who have turned this part of my life into a dumpster fire.

# ? Dec 8, 2015 17:07

rovert: Jun 10, 2013

sticklefifer posted:

Eva Marie is literally terrible at everything. They have her record backstage promos and even her best takes are awful. They have to smoke and mirror her way around a title match with Bayley. Then she just busts Carmella's head because she has no idea how to kick properly. Fire her plz.

The worst part is that his middle name is "of".

As her Coaches signed off her wrestling, that match up and that spot?

# ? Dec 8, 2015 17:09

dsriggs: May 28, 2012; MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

Yeah, Mr. Smiley has a lot to answer for, I tell you what.

# ? Dec 8, 2015 17:12

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Dr.Tree posted:

The Worst part is we could just turn it off. We can walk away. Why haven't we walked away!?

Because wrestling fans like to complain and talk about how painful everything is to get attention instead of just watching something else and moving on from their lives.

# ? Dec 8, 2015 17:22

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Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

ChrisBTY posted:

Because I've been watching WWF/E for my entire life. It's so ingrained into who I am that this is the bottom floor of my ability to not care. I wish I could just ignore these threads and go gently caress off and play Fallout or whatever, but I can't. There will always be a part of me that is a fan. There will always be a part of me that cares, even if I'm not actively engaged in the product. And that part has become twisted and spiteful, all hope for a glorious recovery has been replaced with a hunger for vengeance upon the people who have turned this part of my life into a dumpster fire.

Basically

If it's not going to be genuinely good anymore, I'm going to see it burn to ash before I walk away

It hasn't reached full bottom yet. Once they blow the Rumble for the third year in a row, I don't think they'll be able to go any lower

# ? Dec 8, 2015 17:28

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