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PhilippAchtel
May 31, 2011

:yayclod:

Where's your ~*CLOUD*~ now?

Post here for emotional support for as long as the forums are available.

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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Database is hosted on JEFF K DISCONT CLOUD.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
yeah im getting alot of those too. i thought maybe there was a nuclear war or something.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Buy a better phone service

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i want dat beefbaw

Office Commando
Mar 23, 2005
The Invasion from Within

Darth123123 posted:

Buy a better phone serviceforum

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Tethered from my Verizon i6 to my iPad mini. Operating at full millennial cloud performance here.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

The Support Robot loaded up real quick though

Like, lightning fast

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem
I haven't gotten any problems, it's all working at super fast cloud speeds for me.


Posted from my iPlaid

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
ZDR was converting the post IP table and thought it wouldn't affect anything else.

He was wrong.

DEAD wrong.

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

stay safe zdr ghost

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I randomly got those errors too but it seems to work now

I can never trust the internet again :smith:

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Thought the japs were on us again. :argh: *shakes violently and quafs another horse tranquilizer*

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy

Lowtax posted:

ZDR was converting the post IP table and thought it wouldn't affect anything else.

He was wrong.

DEAD wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUi98sdHsVY&t=109s

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
It worked for me, even when it was down for everyone. Even worked when it was being moved to the cloud. I'm not lying either, and have never told a lie in my life. :smug:

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

King of Bees posted:

Thought the japs were on us again. :argh: *shakes violently and quafs another horse tranquilizer*

Fighting men who were actually on the war call them Nips, you pencil pusher :smug:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
we were promised CLOUDS wtf :jihad:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


The cloud can't be available all the time, that would just be frightening.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Don Tacorleone posted:

Fighting men who were actually on the war call them Nips, you pencil pusher :smug:

:argh:

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem
man I need to watch Stella again

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Listen, clouds get you wet. And wet gets you... well we all know where that leads.

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Moridin920 posted:

Listen, clouds get you wet. And wet gets you... well we all know where that leads.

Gremlins

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
there was a thunderstorm in the cloud

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
:yayclod:


i love this emoticon. it is so cheerful. god bless the goon who gave us this treasure

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

I was frustrated with my phone for a good 20 minutes at work today because of this, but now I'm home and I'm A-okay.

Smelly Bohemian
Aug 20, 2015

by Lowtax
(Stupid spammed poo poo edited out)

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Smelly Bohemian posted:

(Stupid spammed poo poo edited out)

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

I will always wonder what this Bohemian was selling

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Lowtax stands in the shower early in the morning, just letting the hot water run down his body and into the drain. It reminds him of the hopes he had for sa in the early years of the dotcom goldrush. He lets out a weary sigh. Through groggy eyes he looks at the steam building up in his bathroom, lazily floating around.
Suddenly his eyes turn wide.

"Eureka!" He shouts out "that's it! The internet is tubes no more, but clouds, clouds! "

As an outsider looking in, the sight of the naked man wailing his arms through the water vapor like a mad man would be distressing, disturbing even. But for him.... it's hope.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

fart cloud

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!
cloud clod butt computing fails again

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!
Stay safe poverty ghost

maybe you can collect quarters for a new cloud

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
What's that smell

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

As a europeen I slept through the maintenance and did not experience any discomfort, which is my European privilege and right.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

blowfish posted:

cloud clod butt computing fails again
It had nothing to do with the CLOUD, it was a table conversion process that ZDR thought he could run without affecting the forums! you tit

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
a likely story

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Isn't the "cloud" just another server somewhere else?

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Applewhite posted:

Isn't the "cloud" just another server somewhere else?

it's a usage-based number of arbitrary servers in an arbitrary location

www
Aug 4, 2010

what if the cloud is just one big fat lie

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

:yayclod:


i love this emoticon. it is so cheerful. god bless the goon who gave us this treasure

I think it was a play on :buddy: another seldom used wonderful emoticon of a former poster.

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Lowtax posted:

ZDR was converting the post IP table and thought it wouldn't affect anything else.

He was wrong.

DEAD wrong.

:ohdear: lowtax killed zdr :ohdear:

who could be next?

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