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When requesting the ticket they asked me to submit a question to be answered by Trump. Mine was "are you a false flag operation for hillary clinton" so I already have the basics covered. I am a white uneducated-looking male so I have good camouflage. I have all my teeth though so the plan so far is to not smile.
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Dec 8, 2015 19:12
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Dec 8, 2015 19:13
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Dec 8, 2015 19:14
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Dec 8, 2015 19:14
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idk how about you just bask in the glow of the next president of the united states of america????
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Dec 8, 2015 19:16
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Dec 8, 2015 19:18
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Dec 8, 2015 19:19
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ask a really snarky question and then get your rear end kicked.
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Dec 8, 2015 19:20
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get tazed by police while shouting world star hip hop
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Dec 8, 2015 19:21
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Take your trumpet and put a banner on it saying "The only "trump" I need blowing hot air in this here country is this one" and then play the imperial march or idk
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Dec 8, 2015 19:23
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Jack Gladney posted:Reenact the end of The Dead Zone. trap Trump in an alternate dimension after he has used the Dragonballs to wish for immortality?
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Dec 8, 2015 19:24
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Wall Balls posted:wear one of these loving lol they couldn't think of anything for Z so they just left it blank I have family from Aiken. It has a lot of beautiful country there, but Trump will probably get a ton of love because it's mostly rural wasteland 
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Dec 8, 2015 19:27
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Go as a sovereign citizen
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Dec 8, 2015 19:30
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Son of Rodney posted:Take your trumpet and put a banner on it saying "The only "trump" I need blowing hot air in this here country is this one" and then play the imperial march Just imagine that playing out on live television for everyone to see.
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Dec 8, 2015 19:33
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are you guys thinking what i'm thinking?
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Dec 8, 2015 19:34
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VendaGoat posted:Go as a sovereign citizen sovereign citizens would choose to conversate only with Donald J Trump as a member who chooses to be named as such in such conversations as to pertain to economical or social transactions, they would never ascribe to his belief that he could become a voted-upon member of such unjust and illegal proscribed an entity as the supposedly-voted-upon "United States" federal government, a clearly countermanded and false entity that he could never be voted the president of.
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Dec 8, 2015 19:35
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Convince the fools sitting around you that the new Trump greeting is an aryan salute. Then do it and yell Trump! Trump! Trump! when he enters.
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Dec 8, 2015 19:36
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Mad Monk posted:Convince the fools sitting around you that the new Trump greeting is an aryan salute. Then do it and yell Trump! Trump! Trump! when he enters. wait is there really a trump greeting like a secret handshake or something
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Dec 8, 2015 19:37
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Just record everything & post it on YouTube/here.
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Dec 8, 2015 19:38
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Ask him how he's going to get revenge on Stone Cold Steve Austin
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Dec 8, 2015 19:40
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sit quietly and open your mind to a different viewpoint
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Dec 8, 2015 19:40
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Dec 8, 2015 19:41
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maybe slight  http://i.imgur.com/KiKyVQO.gif Pull down his pants, and gently caress him until his spirit leaves his body. Make America great again.
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Dec 8, 2015 19:42
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facefuck him
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Dec 8, 2015 19:43
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do what another forums poster did and get thrown out while trump calls you fat from the stage
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Dec 8, 2015 19:43
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ask him if he would deport obama since obama is a Muslim born in kenya.
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Dec 8, 2015 19:45
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eat a bunch of taco bell with some laxatives and poo poo your pants down the legs and all over the floor in the middle of the crowd yelling allahu snackbar
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Dec 8, 2015 19:45
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Tell him you're voting because you also think America should be all white and do the nazi salute while thanking him for making Hitler's vision a reality
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Dec 8, 2015 19:46
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Try to get invited on the stage and then have your cell blast a ISIS nasheed into the microphone
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Dec 8, 2015 19:48
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Bring a gun and shoot him dead
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Dec 8, 2015 19:50
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Dec 8, 2015 19:51
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Stay safe poverty ghost
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Dec 8, 2015 19:51
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Grab a microphone and yell Baba Booey into it repeatedly. Come up with an incredibly complex plan using 30 years of skills crafted in assassinations to murder Trump and get away without being caught. Shake his hand and give him the stinkpalm. Any of these would be acceptable.
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Dec 8, 2015 19:52
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Totalizator posted:Stay safe poverty ghost oh yeah go as poverty ghost you can go "booooo" all spooky like
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Dec 8, 2015 19:53
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yeah, wear a white sheet, that's a good idea to
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Dec 8, 2015 19:54
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Print out a copy of relevant parts of the constitution and try and goad Trump supporters into tearing it up on camera.
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Dec 8, 2015 19:55
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Tell him he has your vote, shake his hand and get his autograph.
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Baba Ganoush posted:yeah, wear a white sheet, that's a good idea to but paint your hand black trump will try to shake your hands all happy and then when he sees it he'll go "I don't THINK so buster" and you can say "see? donald trump doesn't care about black ghosts" these are really good ideas OP you should write them down
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