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Take a coconut cream pie with extra meringue up to him, but keep it hidden behind your back. Ask him if he likes pie and when he says yes, whip it out from behind your back and politely offer him a slice.
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ghlbtsk posted:Take a coconut cream pie with extra meringue up to him, but keep it hidden behind your back. this except make the pie look like a clock that looks like a bomb
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Luxury Communism posted:this except make the pie look like a clock that looks like a bomb and then put a print of clock kids face on it
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The Goatfather posted:eat a bunch of taco bell with some laxatives and poo poo your pants down the legs and all over the floor in the middle of the crowd This is a good idea. Try to prepare for the next two days by eating the most foul-smelling things. You ought to know by this point in your life what foods make your farts/shits extra stinky. So load up and blow 'em away.
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just poop ur pants man walk arouund with poopy pants (maybe pee pee on ur pants)
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yell white power a lot i think that's the name of the thing down there and they'd like the free advertising
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Dress in a nazi SS uniform with Republican elephants instead of swastikas. Stand at attention and give him the salute. Otherwise act like a rational person with Nazi ideology and if interviewed tell the cameras how happy you are that there's finally going to be a president that appeals to you. Don't break character.
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Outrail posted:Dress in a nazi SS uniform with Republican elephants instead of swastikas. Stand at attention and give him the salute. Otherwise act like a rational person with Nazi ideology and if interviewed tell the cameras how happy you are that there's finally going to be a president that appeals to you. Don't break character. This, but instead of elephants put a bigass "T" where the swastika would go
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Dr Cheeto posted:This, but instead of elephants put a bigass "T" where the swastika would go This but instead it's 4 T's joined at the base and rotated 45 degrees.
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Dec 10, 2015 22:57
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Cuck his wife.
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Dec 10, 2015 23:18
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hijack a bus and rig it to explode if it goes below 55 miles an hour
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Dec 10, 2015 23:20
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dad gay. so what posted:hijack a bus and rig it to explode if it goes below 55 miles an hour
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dad gay. so what posted:hijack a bus and rig it to explode if it goes below 55 miles an hour whoa
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Dec 10, 2015 23:48
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Defeat him in a rap battle for the presidental nomination (or dance off if you can't come up with any sick burns offhand).
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dad gay. so what posted:hijack a bus and rig it to explode if it goes below 55 miles an hour
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Dec 11, 2015 00:32
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kill him
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you'll be an unironic hero if you do, even if you end up getting a lengthy prison term you'll spend the entire time in protective custody, anything you write during your sentence be it a memoir or political treatise or loving poetry is guaranteed to sell, and whenever you get out you'll be anonymously financially supported by some nonprofit or another like how PETA gives a pension to that guy who served a stint for murdering an employee of an animal research lab, except in your case it will be because you're actually a good person who did a good thing
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Dec 11, 2015 03:44
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Didn't Lowtax get a visit from the feds last election cycle?
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A sign that says, "Muslims for Trump"
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Dec 11, 2015 04:03
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ask him if he has stairs in his penthouse
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loving lol you live in aiken
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Donald Trump and Hitler walk into a bar... DT: give me a whiskey no rocks and whatever for this schmuck H: i'll have a sex on the beach DT: mr. hitler while I agree with your stance that a lowered income tax will enrich our middle class, my opposition says that's bad and you are also bad. H: mr. trump, you know as well as I do that a nation performs best when it is operating at peak efficiency. a healthy middle class is a sign of economic prosperity. DT: ahhh well yeah and relying on foreign manufacturing powers such as the chinese will only gently caress us like an escort you can't trust. H: you are brilliant mr, trump. tell the people what they need to hear. make america great again. DT: you got a lot of interesting ideas, hitler but I do call into question your drink order. i got a nephew that's fruity like that. nice kid but you know when they come over for christmas you make sure the help bleaches the toilet seats after. The bartender walks over. B: who're you talking to, mr. trump? Donald Trump looks down at his sex on the beach. DT: nobody, terry.
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Sit quietly with your hands in your lap and pay attention to Mr. Trump, thinking critically and taking in all his words of truth and wisdom.
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El Boot posted:loving lol you live in aiken While these are groundbreaking concepts and you might not be familiar with them, Internal combustion and mass transit might actually allow me to not live in aiken you loving retard
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Outrail posted:Didn't Lowtax get a visit from the feds last election cycle? Only time i heard about that happening it was for something LF related.
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Ask if, as president, Mr. Trump will apologize on behalf of the "United" States of America for the War of Northern Aggression and will personally attend the restoration of the historically significant Confederate flag to its proper place upon the State House in Columbia. Alternatively, ask if Charleston was too fruity for his taste.
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Dec 11, 2015 05:26
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1. Bring a sign that says "American BORN Muslim for Trump" with a smaller line proclaiming you are against Islamic Radical Extremists 2. Glue pubes to your face for a beard 3. Remain calm and get on Fox News 4. Become Twitter Famous 5. Actually vote for Trump
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ToiletDuckie posted:Ask if, as president, Mr. Trump will apologize on behalf of the "United" States of America for the War of Northern Aggression and will personally attend the restoration of the historically significant Confederate flag to its proper place upon the State House in Columbia. I went to High School down there, and only when I got to college did I realize my history teacher in HS was a straight up racist southern apologist. Confederate battle reenactment weekend trips with the in-between diatribes about how the civil war was a war over states rights and how the 12 black freedmen who fought for the south means slavery wasn't bad. I don't know how many times somebody in his class said poo poo about how they had plenty of black friends, but those uppity niggers trying to wear the brands reserved for white people like abercrombie and fitch or Tommy Hilfiger were the worssssst.
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Try and sit close to a microphone and then play a Dixie ringtone as loud as you can on your phone while Trump is speaking Or Horst Wessel Lied Applewhite posted:Whenever Trump starts talking, start throwing up a lot. Just, gallons of puke all over everyone and everything. Kaopectate is predictable enough Zeno-25 fucked around with this message at 06:14 on Dec 11, 2015 |
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Dec 11, 2015 06:11
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Wear suspenders with some old man baggy pants. Release suspenders during BLM protesters being kicked out. Furiously masturbate in the direction of anger or disgust while whispering "I will beat the demons out of you."
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Dec 11, 2015 06:27
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Throw shoe
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Tell him he's fired.
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Dec 11, 2015 07:01
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Start doing his mocking a retard dance and see if you can get others to join in
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Dec 11, 2015 07:05
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Vomit on yourself and others
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Dec 11, 2015 07:53
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Ask him to change his name to The Donald
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Dec 11, 2015 08:00
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A big sign with the words FREE THE RAPE COP
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Pound_Coin posted:Wear a bomb.
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"Curtain rods."
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