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Does anyone else ever have this happen? You're in a store buying some nuts, and some random rear end in a top hat comes up to you and asks where the baby food is. This happens to me all the god drat time in every permutation you can think of. I'll be in the toy store looking for something on my kids wishlist, and someone will ask where the poo poo on their kids wishlist is. Or I'll be in a office supply store, looking at some paper and someone asks me where the packing tape is. Or I'll be in a technology store and someone wants to know where whatever poo poo they are selling in the flyer is. Or in the goddamn airport. Someone will ask me how to get to the check-in counter or public transit. All the loving time. And I am royally hosed if I happened to wear the same colour shirt as the employees in the store. I just have to leave and come back later. I used to laugh and say something like; "I think it's in the aisle with X". And it's always worse around the holidays. I almost can't go out in public without getting stopped in a store. Do most people stumble around like someone gave them a lobotomy? Or do I just look like I know what I am doing most of the time? In recent years I have perfected my "Were you saying words" look, and tell them I don't work there. But today some lady looked at me like I was lying to her, and followed up with "Oh you don't work here?". Yeah... I kinda literally just said those words. ~fin
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You know, some people are born meant for a certain vocation. I think those people you speak of are just very perceptive.
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Dec 8, 2015 22:36
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Stop wearing red to target and blue to Walmart you dingus
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Dec 8, 2015 22:37
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no dude stop looking like a pedo bc I heard that's pedo code you sick gently caress
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Dec 8, 2015 22:37
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maybe they are ghosts
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i wear impeccably tailored suits everywhere i go and people only ask me for financial/legal advice and sometimes if i would consider marrying their daughters
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Dec 8, 2015 22:39
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Maybe if you wore a suit more often you will accidentally get hired as CEO of a fortune 500 company
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thanks for the post fin 
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Dec 8, 2015 22:41
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Or you could get facial tattoos so that no one will speak to you.
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sometimes people ask me to stop pushing them to the ground but i just laugh and say "no, thanks" and then i put my cigarette out on their face
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Poetic Justice posted:Maybe if you wore a suit more often you will accidentally get hired as CEO of a fortune 500 company this happened to me and i accidentally green lit the xbox 1 witht he wrong kind of ram. whoops lol
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Poetic Justice posted:Maybe if you wore a suit more often you will accidentally get hired as CEO of a fortune 500 company this happened to me and i accidentally green lit the xbox 1 witht he wrong kind of ram. whoops lol
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Moridin920 posted:no dude stop looking like a pedo bc I heard that's pedo code you sick gently caress Dude congrats! You finally made a funny post. I've been waiting for a long time for this. Good job 
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Dec 8, 2015 22:44
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:this happened to me and i accidentally green lit the xbox 1 witht he wrong kind of ram. whoops lol jerry you are phasing out of sync! walk towards the light!!
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dad gay. so what posted:jerry you are phasing out of sync! walk towards the light!! i forgot to put on deodorant this morning 
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Dec 8, 2015 22:45
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part of jerry mumphrey got left on the old server and part is in the cloud. can someone call a mod please???
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This happens all the time to me and then they see my slung 416 assault rifle and stained gadsden flag t-shirt america
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:i forgot to put on deodorant this morning which one are you?
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dad gay. so what posted:part of jerry mumphrey got left on the old server and part is in the cloud. can someone call a mod please??? i can see in 4 dimensions and it is beautiful and excruciating at the same time. is this a known issue?
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:i can see in 4 dimensions and it is beautiful and excruciating at the same time. is this a known issue? i didnt notice until i saw you double post and i checked the server logs and noticed the posts were from 2 seperate servers
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This happens to me frequently in Target because I used to go in there to buy lunch at their deli in my work uniform. Which was a red button up and had the name of my shop on a big patch right on the front and on the sleeve. Yet, "Hi, do you work here?" all the time.
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dad gay. so what posted:which one are you? i don't know. all i know is one of me likes the nutritious fiber of mini wheats and one likes the sweet frosted side plz help
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MODS!!
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MODS!!
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MODS!!
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ChrisHansen posted:Stop wearing red to target and blue to Walmart you dingus unless you want to steal stuff
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Dec 8, 2015 22:54
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ChrisHansen posted:Stop wearing red to target and blue to Walmart you dingus
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CLOOOUUUUUD!
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:CLOOOUUUUUD! hey jerry, if you can hear me - are you the only one on the old server? are there others? what does it look like?
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Hey OP, how do I get a gang tag? Can you get me a gang tag?
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The forums are dyin!
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The clouds dyin, Planet!
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im in my underpants
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i was wearing a purple and black hoodie in CVS, and some lady came up to me asking where the shampoo was 
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Dec 8, 2015 23:14
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i can hear people going to work and im drunk already
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dad gay. so what posted:hey jerry, if you can hear me - are you the only one on the old server? are there others? what does it look like? it's terrible here but i am not alone. there are....i want to say ghosts, here. they look like ratty old terminators without the skin and they are constantly wailing. when they do respond to me they only speak in outdated memes
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i'm constantly telling customers i don't work there! jokes on them though i actually do work there LMAO
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dad gay. so what posted:hey jerry, if you can hear me - are you the only one on the old server? are there others? what does it look like? i am in the cloud. it is beautiful and pristine.
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No because I don't wear khakis, a belt, and a tucked in solid-color polo shirt.
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