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Which card are you most excited for?
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UFC Fight Night 24 52.17%
TUF Finale 22 47.83%
Total: 46 votes
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Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013

A good fight.

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
gently caress

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
lol

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
I'm laughing, out loud.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Count Roland posted:

A good fight.

amen.

Akileese
Feb 6, 2005

Wow. Just loving wow.

Jst0rm
Sep 16, 2012
Grimey Drawer
his eye was bleeding? gently caress that.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Actually this was the best possible outcome, morally speaking

KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005

gently caress that eye poke was horrid.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

Marching Powder posted:

I love faceshoe

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
Imagine if that's what happens in Aldo McGregor. They would just have to shut the whole sport down.

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...
Based on what I saw in Creed, this is the equivalent of Rocky puking in a bucket. For christ's sakes.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Bluedeanie posted:

Actually this was the best possible outcome, morally speaking

agreed

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Oh god that was a whole lot of finger in the eye.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



That's ALMOST the same thing, Stann, gj

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

acejackson42 posted:

Based on what I saw in Creed, this is the equivalent of Rocky puking in a bucket. For christ's sakes.

hahaha

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
holy poo poo rose would dunk on me all day

outy
Aug 27, 2004

I've not been so disappointed since Randy, Vitor and the Case of the Sharp Gloves.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Sorry Holly, there's nowhere we can possibly put you between now and UFC 200 *makes hotly demanded Kevin Casey vs Faceshoe eye-poke rematch comain on a card next month*

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...
Can't think of an eyepoke so bad that the fighter actually said to the ref and the doctor he couldn't see...

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
I hope they rush him to an eye doctor and make are his retina ain't hosed.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



acejackson42 posted:

Can't think of an eyepoke so bad that the fighter actually said to the ref and the doctor he couldn't see...

It's happened a pretty decent number of times actually, Cruickshank off the top of my head

That one was bad enough he has permanent damage and can never produce tears out of that eye again.

Akileese
Feb 6, 2005

acejackson42 posted:

Can't think of an eyepoke so bad that the fighter actually said to the ref and the doctor he couldn't see...

I can't remember an eye poke where we actually saw blood.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Le Saboteur posted:

I hope they rush him to an eye doctor and make are his retina ain't hosed.

I was thinking this the whole time he stood in the octagon waiting for the ref to rule it a no contest.

Like, get the gently caress to a hospital dude. Screw the theatrics nonsense.

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA

Akileese posted:

I can't remember an eye poke where we actually saw blood.

I remember last year Crookshanks was bleeding after KJ Noons poked him but then it turned out afterwards he'd gotten poked so hard he tore his loving tear duct :gonk:

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Solomonic posted:

he tore his loving tear duct :gonk:

Sounds like it worked out as intended. :downsrim:

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
That is the happiest I have ever seen anyone look on their way to a fight.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
Sergio Moraes loving rules

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
sure that walkout owned but a Dagestani is walking out to Frank Mir's theme.

sorry Sergio.

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

I like that when the guy who did the poking went for a handshake after it was declared a no contest he didn't get it at first because the other guy couldn't loving see him

parthenocarpy
Dec 18, 2003

I`m excited to see Moraes fight again. He was the last one to sub Magny before that seven win streak

acejackson42
Mar 27, 2005

You didn't say what I think you said...
This like you're waiting for something to happen and it could happen any second but it doesn't happen so it sucks.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
they both sort of look like they lost interest in fighting after the first.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

acejackson42 posted:

This like you're waiting for something to happen and it could happen any second but it doesn't happen so it sucks.

Hey there it went!

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
sick

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
Well it took twelve and a half minutes but we finally got to the fireworks factory

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
Well thank god for that

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
gently caress that was a nice finish

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
FOTN FOTN FOTN

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K8.0
Feb 26, 2004

Her Majesty's 56th Regiment of Foot
That was a pretty funny KO.

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