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DoomLazer
Jun 1, 2011
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Chicken-Wing-Theft-New-York-Employer-41000-Dollars-360947621.html?_osource=SocialFlowTwt_NYBrand

Poor old Doobie

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Sounds like when it comes to crime, these two really like to just wing it.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
Need to sale a car?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

"You're right, son, they'll never suspect anything when we place a $41,000 order for chicken wings." Dad paid. So what.

Rod Munch
Jul 17, 2001

I heard it was a family member and the police shot them. Maybe someone could stop by the dog house and find out.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

sounds like its time for another kickstarter

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Parallax Scroll posted:

sounds like its time for another kickstarter

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
doobie should just go to grilled cheese sandwiches like those food trucks do.

a question for you goons? do you microwave your grilled cheese sandwiches?

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Edgar posted:

doobie should just go to grilled cheese sandwiches like those food trucks do.

a question for you goons? do you microwave your grilled cheese sandwiches?

why would i do that its already hot

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Edgar posted:

doobie should just go to grilled cheese sandwiches like those food trucks do.

a question for you goons? do you microwave your grilled cheese sandwiches?

In desperate times, you toast your bread in a toaster, then put cheese in between the 2 toasted breads and microwave it.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Or if you are lucky enough to have a bagel toaster, you can turn the toaster on its side and put the entire cheese sandwich in the toaster and get a toasted cheese sandwich.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
well im making one right now, taking a single slice of bread from the fridge, a slice of cheese from the block, and mircowave it. Its nice. Save doobie time if he does that, he can just re use hotdog buns.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Edgar posted:

well im making one right now, taking a single slice of bread from the fridge, a slice of cheese from the block, and mircowave it. Its nice. Save doobie time if he does that, he can just re use hotdog buns.

Why do you have bread in the fridge? what the gently caress?

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
Wizards put the cheese into the hot pocket which goes into my mouf

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

Fiend posted:

Wizards put the cheese into the hot pocket which goes into my mouf

that's why your breaf stink

DoomLazer
Jun 1, 2011

Is this in the same building as the doghouse?

"Free slice of Mtn. Dew cake with windshield wiper fluid refill service: $29.98"

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Why do you have bread in the fridge? what the gently caress?

so the cats don't get it and it lasts for several weeks. Doobie keeps his bread in a wet burlap sack though.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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is this for real? jesus h christ

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

fyodor posted:

is this for real? jesus h christ




DoomLazer posted:


"Free slice of Mtn. Dew cake with windshield wiper fluid refill service: $29.98"



You were close.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
Reminder: goons cancelled Christmas for this.

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Or if you are lucky enough to have a bagel toaster, you can turn the toaster on its side and put the entire cheese sandwich in the toaster and get a toasted cheese sandwich.

Wow that's some real good thinking....gotta try this some time

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
i hope doobistie doghouse dies in a loving FIRE

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
Need to sale a car?

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Edgar posted:

so the cats don't get it

just keep the cats in the fridge ya dingus!

French Canadian
Feb 23, 2004

Fluffy cat sensory experience
Someone please post the doob music video

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Love that the pic from the review site that potential customers see is a "SORRY WE'RE CLOSED" sign.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
How many doobies are there? Like is he working the grill while changing your oil? Or did he clone himself and now there's a doobie on every doorstep?

A whole town of doobies.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
slaw dog


obbioes og ourse

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

lowtax should get business tips from doobie since he runs two successful businesses

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

TOOT BOOT posted:

lowtax should get business tips from doobie since he runs two successful businesses

I'd imagine Lowtax has an actual job besides SA. He can't just be doing this, can he?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

TOOT BOOT posted:

lowtax should get business tips from doobie since he runs two successful businesses

hahaaha drat bruh

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
oobie og hous

Jst0rm
Sep 16, 2012
Grimey Drawer
8lbs of doobie dog house wings are probably 41k.

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy
Was it Dindus who stole the chicken wings?

It has to be Dindus because of stereotyping.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Melmac posted:




You were close.

he should have offered a free combo meal and then you still just get the hot dog

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

i hope doobistie doghouse dies in a loving FIRE

I hope it Fries.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Make Reform Great Again

Minorkos
Feb 20, 2010

Melmac posted:



You were close.

holy gently caress that reviewer is so obviously the doobster

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
SORRY WE'RE
CLOSED

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T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Doobie will take care of your tranny, he's got a sturdy tree out back and everything, full service come comes with a Slaw dog

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