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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:There's probably a reasonable amount of single babes on a cruise ship looking for some dick There are shitloads of single babes in cruises looking for some dick but they are all over 60.
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Dec 9, 2015 13:13
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my old boss used to work on a swingers cruise ship he said there was soemthing called the chocolate room wheer the entire floor is just mattresses and really buff black guys who will gently caress your wife
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Dec 9, 2015 13:34
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also everyone on it was over 50 and just naked all the time and havins sex in random places made it really annoying for him to work
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Dec 9, 2015 13:36
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xelUdXAvDVU I went on a cruise when I was little and watched "Cocoon" in the MOVIE THEATER on the SHIP. Pretty fancy if you ask me. They also have pools and discotheques and weird, tiny bathrooms. That's all I remember, aside from the movie "Titanic."
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Dec 9, 2015 13:50
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MeLKoR posted:There are shitloads of single babes in cruises looking for some dick but they are all over 60. Pussy is pussy
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Dec 9, 2015 13:52
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Wait, what? The cruise ship takes you to places? And there's a dress code? Where is this? WTF You go on a cruise to get completely wasted and the next day you eat a massive hamburger at the ships restaurant before leaving.
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Dec 9, 2015 13:55
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I.C. posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xelUdXAvDVU Wonder if they showed the movie "Titanic" in any cruise ship movie theaters when it was big. I mean, it's the biggest movie out so you sort of have to, but...
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Dec 9, 2015 13:57
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ghostter posted:also everyone on it was over 50 and just naked all the time and havins sex in random places made it really annoying for him to work How the gently caress is that poo poo OK but bringing your own alcohol or weed or whatever will get you kicked off? I don't really do drugs or even drink any more but maybe if it was a rave cruise or something and everyone was rolling their face off it could be cool.
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Dec 9, 2015 14:36
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wilfredmerriweathr posted:How the gently caress is that poo poo OK but bringing your own alcohol or weed or whatever will get you kicked off? They sell alcohol but not pussy.
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Dec 9, 2015 14:40
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I'm gonna need more than just alcohol to bang the kind of single women that frequent cruises looking for some dick
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Dec 9, 2015 14:44
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I used to think cruises sucked too, but then I found out you can buy a card for $300 at the start where you can now drink free for the rest of the week. The exceptions are just for certain types of champagne and wine. But they don't care how much top shelf scotch you drink
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Dec 9, 2015 14:52
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Disney cruiselines have a bomb-rear end breakfast/lunch buffet.
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Dec 9, 2015 14:55
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Arian_Samurai posted:Just read this - http://harpers.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/HarpersMagazine-1996-01-0007859.pdf Don't read thAt it's by the moron who wrote infinite jest and killed himself maybe he should've done it sooner so I wouldn't have had to click thAt link
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Dec 9, 2015 15:47
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wilfredmerriweathr posted:How the gently caress is that poo poo OK but bringing your own alcohol or weed or whatever will get you kicked off? You can't smoke weed on a cruise? Wtf maybe cruises ARE bad
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Dec 9, 2015 15:50
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Volume posted:Stuck on a ship for weeks with the kind of people who think a cruise is a good idea of a vacation. That free buffet is pretty much 100% ecoli. You know some cruise ships have turned into overflowing turd buckets? then they drop you off in a 3rd world country for a couple hours where all the local gangs know your fat tourist rear end is easy pickings. And to top it all off it's all very expensive. The best kind of cruise are the sex cruises. They go 10 miles out have a huge orgy and come back. You aren't stuck out there for more than a day or so and everyone is doing wild drugged up sex.
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Dec 9, 2015 15:54
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roymorrison posted:Don't read thAt it's by the moron who wrote infinite jest and killed himself maybe he should've done it sooner so I wouldn't have had to click thAt link Just read the article you retards.
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Dec 9, 2015 15:58
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Arian_Samurai posted:Just read the article you retards. how about you suck my cock instead
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Dec 9, 2015 15:59
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ghostter posted:You can't smoke weed on a cruise? Wtf maybe cruises ARE bad You most certainly can, you just gotta be kinda discrete
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Dec 9, 2015 15:59
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Arian_Samurai posted:Just read the article you retards. Did you write the article?
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Dec 9, 2015 15:59
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Microwaves Mom posted:Did you write the article? Yes Please don't tell anyone I'm not dead
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Dec 9, 2015 16:01
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Arian_Samurai posted:Yes Its cool, you're safe with us. Also I see your name as Samus Aran please change it to that.
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Dec 9, 2015 16:02
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vyst posted:Nobody is gonna read that long rear end poo poo fuccboi actually goons love dfw
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Dec 9, 2015 16:18
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Arian_Samurai posted:Just read this - http://harpers.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/HarpersMagazine-1996-01-0007859.pdf dfw sounds like a total bitch also its interesting the only people itt who hate cruises have never been on one
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Dec 9, 2015 16:23
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Microwaves Mom posted:The best kind of cruise are the sex cruises. They go 10 miles out have a huge orgy and come back. You aren't stuck out there for more than a day or so and everyone is doing wild drugged up sex. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minnesota_Vikings_boat_party_scandal
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Dec 9, 2015 16:23
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I'm frightened of falling overboard
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Dec 9, 2015 16:26
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ArmZ posted:actually goons love dfw It's an okay Airport, sure. But I'd rather have a layover in Denver or Sky Harbur
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Dec 9, 2015 16:27
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Yeah but thats on a lake not 10 miles out in the ocean. Guy was a retard.
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Dec 9, 2015 16:28
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Microwaves Mom posted:Yeah but thats on a lake not 10 miles out in the ocean. Guy was a retard. Also trap bitches need to learn not to snitch
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Dec 9, 2015 16:32
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Just go for a 2 day booze cruise. Anything else is too much.
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Dec 9, 2015 16:40
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Cruises are awesome. Food varies by cruise line - Princess is OK, RCL and Carnival are pretty good, NCL has lame MDR food, but the specialty restaurants are awesome. Smuggling booze is easy. You can also get the unlimited drink package for about $50/day. Superbowl cruises are the best. Watch the game on a 25' screen while enjoying a frozen drink and ignoring phone calls/emails from work.
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Dec 9, 2015 16:41
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carribean cruises are for geriatric obese americans, but aside from that they're good. expensive as poo poo, but if you can afford it go for it
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Dec 9, 2015 16:43
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Booblord Zagats posted:It's an okay Airport, sure. But I'd rather have a layover in Denver or Sky Harbur lol
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Dec 9, 2015 16:45
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It's actually really sweet to chill in the middle of the ocean and soak up the sun and gorge on burgers My muslim coworker went and i was like what's the point you can't drink? ??????
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Dec 9, 2015 17:28
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One day on a Disney cruise we were walking along some deserted promenade and found a self-serve, soft-serve ice cream machine, so my 7yo and I decided to see how many ice cream cones we could eat. My wife made me stop at 7 but I could have kept going.
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Dec 9, 2015 17:36
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Volume posted:Stuck on a ship for weeks with the kind of people who think a cruise is a good idea of a vacation. That free buffet is pretty much 100% ecoli. You know some cruise ships have turned into overflowing turd buckets? then they drop you off in a 3rd world country for a couple hours where all the local gangs know your fat tourist rear end is easy pickings. And to top it all off it's all very expensive. They're good places to pick up norovirus if you're into that sorta thing.
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Dec 9, 2015 17:37
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this guy at work recently went on a KISS cruise where it's a bunch of life-long KISS fans and KISS plays a concert got a feeling there was some weird swinger stuff going on too, but I can't be sure
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GORDON posted:One day on a Disney cruise we were walking along some deserted promenade and found a self-serve, soft-serve ice cream machine, so my 7yo and I decided to see how many ice cream cones we could eat. My wife made me stop at 7 but I could have kept going. last cruise we made a solemn vow to make and eat an icecream cone everytime we walked past the soft serve machine. I think I had 50-60 in 7 days. fat american life rules
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Dec 9, 2015 18:30
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I knew this DJ/promoter guy and I would get emails about upcoming events. Pretty standard stuff for lame raves. After he moved to San Diego his promotional notices were for his new gig on a gay cruise line. Really gay. Looks fun but I might not be sexy enough to fit in.
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Dec 9, 2015 18:49
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Volume posted:Stuck on a ship for weeks with the kind of people who think a cruise is a good idea of a vacation. That free buffet is pretty much 100% ecoli. You know some cruise ships have turned into overflowing turd buckets? then they drop you off in a 3rd world country for a couple hours where all the local gangs know your fat tourist rear end is easy pickings. And to top it all off it's all very expensive. theyre apparently great if you enjoy theft, rape, and the spreading of STD's if you want to be on a big boat for a few weeks just take a freighter cruise. plus the stops will be at actual neat places instead of tourist traps
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Robo Reagan posted:theyre apparently great if you enjoy theft, rape, and the spreading of STD's Sounds like you sail on lovely cruise lines. Never had any of that in 14 cruises. Is the original post making a reference to Carnival Triumph? I was on that ship, all the stuff you heard on the media was bullshit. I posted photos right here on this very website. Fuckin' goons...
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