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when I was 13 I went on a cruise to Alaska and it was pretty fun there was an arcade and it was rigged so that 1 quarter was like 25 credits. I got ridiculously good at that Area-51 light gun shooter game and there was free pizza all day long. it was p cool. except the person who was supposed to be taking care of my birds didn't and they died and I feel bad about it to this day because they starved to death in their cage and now I don't have birds anymore. snipe
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like that fuckin stephen king book The Stand with the rabbit or whatever
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Booblord Zagats posted:I've been on two cruises. One on an LHD and the other on a Princess Cruiseline. I've been on three cruises. One on the Los Angeles, one on Princess Cruiseline, and one on Caribbean Cruiseline. I liked the ones without any military.
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www posted:who the gently caress takes a cruise around the british isles, are you parents crazy??? To England has gone To kill the Drake And the Queen to take And the heretics all to destroy 
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Dec 10, 2015 06:46
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No, seriously, gently caress cruises.
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I'll feel like I've finally made it in the poor-rich sense when I go on a cruise and I can't imagine the experience would be worse than any stay at home vacation I've ever had.
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Dec 31, 2015 08:37
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ded posted:I liked the ones without any military. this. although i was on a cruise once with with a large group of brazilian evangelicals 
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Dec 31, 2015 08:44
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LOL. Murder, sickness, and despair on the sea.
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Dec 31, 2015 11:09
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drat gently caress getting mulched in a cruise ship elevator. no thanks.
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Dec 31, 2015 12:04
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vyst posted:Not all of us are filthy poors cruises are for filthy poors though
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Dec 31, 2015 13:48
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A cruise on Ovation of the Seas or Radiance of the Seas is near the top of my bucket list.
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lol is group sex illegal in the States or something? What the hell? Moridin920 posted:like that fuckin stephen king book The Stand with the rabbit or whatever Wait, what rabbit was in The Stand
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Dec 31, 2015 15:00
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In the book that irradiated retard gets a gun stuck up his butthole and the rabbit is a sex toy so maybe he's talking about that.
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Dec 31, 2015 15:04
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Cruises are actually real retarded unless u are going to someplace you can only get to on a boat like the Alaskan coastline
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Dec 31, 2015 15:50
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Cruise ships and probably every vacation touting "all-inclusive" is designed to separate white trash from their tax returns. "Unlimited booze?!?! For 4 whole days!?!?"
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Dec 31, 2015 16:04
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PhotoKirk posted:Because being on a cruise means zero chance of being near goony assholes like you. Do you have stairs in your boat?
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Dec 31, 2015 16:12
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Seriously like a) go to dream destination and splurge on vices to stay thro'ed B) go on cruise to wherever is on sale because all the Coors light my fat wife and I could possibly consume is included
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Dec 31, 2015 16:15
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fakiebeanplant posted:Seriously like lol i guarantee those people drinking coors with their fat wives are way more interesting and fun than you are
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fakiebeanplant posted:Seriously like c) get fat wife drunk then find someone elses fat wife to pork.
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Jastiger posted:c) get fat wife drunk then find someone elses fat wife to pork. Yolo
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Cruises really do seem like hell sometimes! http://wtvr.com/2015/12/31/video-appears-to-show-bloody-elevator-after-workers-death-on-carnival-ecstasy/
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wilfredmerriweathr posted:Cruises are actually real retarded unless u are going to someplace you can only get to on a boat like the Alaskan coastline It's not the destination, it's the journey with mickey mouse and donald duck.
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I hate guided tours and having everything arranged for me to a timescale, but on the other hand I love being at sea. Maybe the answer is... somewhere in the middle? 
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Strategic Tea posted:I hate guided tours and having everything arranged for me to a timescale, but on the other hand I love being at sea. I hate those things too but it's up to you how much regimentation you want. You could just be drunk on the boat 24/7. You could just go into the town on your own when the ship docks with no stinking guided tour. Professor Shark posted:lol is group sex illegal in the States or something? What the hell? The one that the dude locked in the prison is thinking about (the one he forget about and let starve in its cage) while he's locked in his cell and anyone that could let him out is presumably dead. Also, http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/31/world/europe/belgium-brussels-police-orgy.html quote:To this list of woes, another was added Wednesday: Officials are investigating accounts of an alcohol-fueled “orgy” at a police station one night last month while Brussels, the Belgian capital, was nearly shut down over fears of a copycat terrorist attack. Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Dec 31, 2015 |
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Do it ironically posted:lol i guarantee those people drinking coors with their fat wives are way more interesting and fun than you are id love a chance to change your mind; come drink smirnoff on my exotic sea-trailer (its all-inclusive)
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Dec 31, 2015 17:48
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We went on an Alaska cruise in July. It was okay. The best part was getting away from the cruise line owned jewelry shops and renting scooters to tool around the wilderness for a while. The glaciers were p. Cool too. Oh and the whales.
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fakiebeanplant posted:Cruise ships and probably every vacation touting "all-inclusive" is designed to separate white trash from their tax returns. Yea I know. Cheap vodka is only a few dollars a bottle from the local WalMart. Just drink that stuff, combined with your favorite video games, and you can have all the fun you want without the cruise!
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EllisD posted:The buffets aren't amazing but a way better deal than the overpriced dining room packages they offer you. I wanna see the glaciers though
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Jan 1, 2016 02:45
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ahhhhhh yes just gonna head onto this tropical island and lounge on the bea-*some local guy runs up to you the second your foot hits the sand offering to sell you weed coke and boner pills*
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Necros posted:ahhhhhh yes just gonna head onto this tropical island and lounge on the bea-*some local guy runs up to you the second your foot hits the sand offering to sell you weed coke and boner pills* and thats when the REAL vacation begins
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Crash_N_Burn posted:and thats when the REAL vacation begins International waters, baby
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If you convince a lady to do a sex on the first day of your two week boatcation do you ignore each other doing it with other people awkwardly like its a small town where you all know each other because you could just do that at home
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Jan 1, 2016 03:37
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I've had the damndest time finding weed in cruise ports
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can you not bring weed on a cruise?
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wiffle ball bat posted:can you not bring weed on a cruise? I too am curious about this. For a friend.
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wiffle ball bat posted:can you not bring weed on a cruise? You can probably smuggle it on if there are no dogs. You go through the same TSA style checkpoints
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wiffle ball bat posted:can you not bring weed on a cruise? iirc theres no K9s just a bunch of dumbass southeast asian boat security that run ur poo poo through some kind of scanner when coming aboard. if ur confident in getting whatever u got through the TSA and to the port where ur cruise is departing from then i wouldnt be too worried so long as ur somewhat cautious. just remember most cruise ships do have legit brigs and operate under the laws of the third world shithole that they are registered out of, which is also why most of the foreign/non-white ppl onboard doing the dirty work are getting paid 19th century wages under poo poo conditions...remember that before u go and post pics of their towel animals on fb.
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Cruises sounded boring as poo poo before I read this thread, and after reading this thread...THEY STILL SOUND BORING AS poo poo!! 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
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Autumn Angel posted:Yea I know. Cheap vodka is only a few dollars a bottle from the local WalMart. Just drink that stuff, combined with your favorite video games, and you can have all the fun you want without the cruise! Yes, playing video games drunk on a handle of cheap alcohol sounds preferable to interacting with human beings
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