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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Mariana Horchata posted:

iirc theres no K9s just a bunch of dumbass southeast asian boat security that run ur poo poo through some kind of scanner when coming aboard. if ur confident in getting whatever u got through the TSA and to the port where ur cruise is departing from then i wouldnt be too worried so long as ur somewhat cautious. just remember most cruise ships do have legit brigs and operate under the laws of the third world shithole that they are registered out of, which is also why most of the foreign/non-white ppl onboard doing the dirty work are getting paid 19th century wages under poo poo conditions...remember that before u go and post pics of their towel animals on fb.

Please bring all the weed on board with you.

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wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
welp gently caress a cruise.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
on my cruise i ended up having drunk possibly unprotected sex in public at 10pm on top of a glass atrium in front of like 100 ppl down below, it was almost like being in europe. p cool thinking back about how i could have easily died mid-coitus

locutox
Dec 22, 2002
Do you locu?
They would shut down the casino whenever they approached Australia's waters which was annoying.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Remember that time that David Foster Wallace went on a cruise then killed himself because of it.

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

Look at the classy tattoos on mom. Holy poo poo. Those are the people you end up on the boat with?

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CruJones
Feb 22, 2006

by Lowtax

Demonachizer posted:

Look at the classy tattoos on mom. Holy poo poo. Those are the people you end up on the boat with?

In my experience, a whole boat load of these peasant stock types.

alcohol protip: wear as many large pockets as possible on your first cruise stop. load up on as many bottles with plastic caps as possible. theywon't set off metal detectors. enjoy.

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