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as a girl you can get fake boobs theres really no equivalent for dudes
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Chin surgery bro
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Dec 9, 2015 07:00
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Dec 9, 2015 07:02
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Dec 9, 2015 07:03
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what am i looking at
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Dec 9, 2015 07:04
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Get yourself some veterinary ADEK oil and you too can look like this:
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Dec 9, 2015 07:05
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GIS synthol explosion if you want to vomit there's a guy on chaturbate who's been injecting his dick and balls with that poo poo
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Dec 9, 2015 07:09
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i cant just walk around with my massive dick hanging out now can i
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Dec 9, 2015 07:33
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stretch out your scrotum
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Dec 9, 2015 07:41
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What are you talking about, they'll give you boobs if you got the cash.
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Dec 9, 2015 07:45
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gagelion2 posted:what am i looking at Calf implants, its been a thing for like a decade+
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Dec 9, 2015 07:46
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WanderingMinstrel I posted:Calf implants, its been a thing for like a decade+ wouldnt it be way easier and cheaper to squat heavy
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Dec 9, 2015 08:03
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a pair of tits and a oval office
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Dec 9, 2015 08:04
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What happens if I really want three tits
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Dec 9, 2015 08:05
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WanderingMinstrel I posted:Calf implants, its been a thing for like a decade+ the size of his calves don't change though 
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Dec 9, 2015 08:07
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http://images.lmgtfy.com/?q=male+pectoral+implants
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Dec 9, 2015 08:07
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The local mayor.
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Dec 9, 2015 08:09
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gagelion2 posted:as a girl you can get fake boobs theres really no equivalent for dudes There actually is, they cut a piece of skin above your dick and it makes it hand noticeably lower. The difference when erect is usually less than an inch of difference but it often can add two to three inches flaccid. The people who do that kind of stuff also do girth surgery which is basically the lipid injection style breast/butt implants but for your dick and they do make your dick a bit thicker and are starting to become pretty common in the porn industry.
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Dec 9, 2015 08:10
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I got some plastic surgery for ya OP, its called a bullet to the brain!!!
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Dec 9, 2015 08:11
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Liefeld would be proud.
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Dec 9, 2015 08:11
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gagelion2 posted:as a girl you can get fake boobs theres really no equivalent for dudes Cocks. You can get cock enlarged or shrunk. I bet they have like styling for your dick too where you can make it bumpy, ribbed, spiked.
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Dec 9, 2015 08:12
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Microwaves Mom posted:Cocks. You can get cock enlarged or shrunk. I bet they have like styling for your dick too where you can make it bumpy, ribbed, spiked. Oh man you think like those goths that get the bumps implanted in their foreheads to look like horns, you think like, like you could get those implanted in your D*ck??
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Dec 9, 2015 08:15
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Nooner posted:Oh man you think like those goths that get the bumps implanted in their foreheads to look like horns, you think like, like you could get those implanted in your D*ck?? Look up pearling.
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Dec 9, 2015 08:18
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I've asked this before, but the real mystery is why aren't there female porn stars who get fake cocks? I'm talking 8 inch inflatable clitoral implants, hell they could probably do it so that it's retractable. There are plenty of pretty looking guys who get fake tits, but the reality is nobody really wants to see guys with tits, they want to see chicks with dicks. I'm baffled as to why this still isn't a thing.
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Dec 9, 2015 08:22
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El Estrago Bonito posted:There actually is, they cut a piece of skin above your dick and it makes it hand noticeably lower. The difference when erect is usually less than an inch of difference but it often can add two to three inches flaccid. The people who do that kind of stuff also do girth surgery which is basically the lipid injection style breast/butt implants but for your dick and they do make your dick a bit thicker and are starting to become pretty common in the porn industry. why would i give a poo poo what my flaccid dick looks like. if i'm anywhere near a girl and my penis is not hard i dont give a poo poo about her
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Dec 9, 2015 08:26
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Just do push-ups it's free
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Dec 9, 2015 08:30
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I do cock pushups every night and now my dick is really huge, and also vein-y and muscular
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Dec 9, 2015 08:32
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my dick has vericose veins
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Dec 9, 2015 08:33
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If there was ever a draft I would walk in with 14 lbs of synthol in my arms
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Dec 9, 2015 08:37
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Jst0rm posted:If there was ever a draft I would walk in with 14 lbs of synthol in my arms id walk in and just start jacking off
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Dec 9, 2015 08:40
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naem posted:Just do push-ups it's free Ya, this is good advice!!!
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Dec 9, 2015 08:41
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:Get yourself some veterinary ADEK oil and you too can look like this: what happens when you actually get in a fight or are asked to do something that would require strength
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Dec 9, 2015 08:42
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Uncle Wemus posted:what happens when you actually get in a fight or are asked to do something that would require strength comedy loving gold
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Dec 9, 2015 08:42
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gagelion2 posted:id walk in and just start jacking off They would just put you with the bombardiers.
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Dec 9, 2015 08:44
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Maybe a scrotum lift.
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Dec 9, 2015 09:14
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monkey posted:I've asked this before, but the real mystery is why aren't there female porn stars who get fake cocks? I'm talking 8 inch inflatable clitoral implants, hell they could probably do it so that it's retractable.
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Dec 9, 2015 10:24
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Shaquin posted:Maybe a scrotum lift. This would be good, girls hate saggy scrotes
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Dec 9, 2015 10:24
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Jst0rm posted:They would just put you with the bombardiers. There's a gay porn of this.
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Dec 9, 2015 10:37
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Stick your dick in the taffy pull
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Get a cash injection OP
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