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im getting a new nose in january. appaently i wont be able to use my eyebrows anymore so i cant express concern in a subtle yet meaningful way whenever i read the ops posts
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Men dont even need surgery, we can use the ancient technique called "jelging" to lengthen our babymakers! (yes, theres people claiming it works, lol)
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Dec 9, 2015 15:30
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its called marker, op
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Dec 9, 2015 15:35
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I hope one day there will be easy and quick ways to enlarge your donger, if only to see what all the insecure and brain broken people will do to their junk
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Dec 9, 2015 16:01
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Cake Smashing Boob posted:I hope one day there will be easy and quick ways to enlarge your donger, if only to see what insecure, brain broken people will do to their junk dont sign your post 3 times
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Dec 9, 2015 16:02
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Joust posted:The local mayor.
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Dec 9, 2015 16:03
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there's going to be an epidemic of people with hugely impractical dinks waddling about, just you wait
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Cake Smashing Boob posted:there's going to be an epidemic of people with hugely impractical dinks waddling about, just you wait 
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Dec 9, 2015 16:06
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get a bigger dick
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Dec 9, 2015 16:30
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Nooner posted:Oh man you think like those goths that get the bumps implanted in their foreheads to look like horns, you think like, like you could get those implanted in your D*ck?? all over it buddy.
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Dec 9, 2015 16:32
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Bismuth posted:girls hate saggy scrotes I'll never understand women.
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Dec 9, 2015 17:26
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Uncle Wemus posted:what happens when you actually get in a fight or are asked to do something that would require strength Those things look like theyre one solid punch to the chest away from exploding
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Dec 9, 2015 19:44
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VendaGoat posted:Get a cash injection OP Also this is the correct answer. And hair plugs too i guess
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Dec 9, 2015 19:44
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Mange Mite posted:Those things look like theyre one solid punch to the chest away from exploding Human bubble wrap
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Dec 10, 2015 00:03
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjSCzC4R6gk
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VendaGoat posted:Get a cash injection OP that's what we in the "business" call an infusion of capital
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Dec 10, 2015 00:24
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You can just tell he didn't earn his abs, mostly because they are out of whack with the rest of his now disproportionate body.
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Dec 10, 2015 00:30
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WanderingMinstrel I posted:Calf implants, its been a thing for like a decade+ lol people are such loving losers just do some squats goddamn. my calves are bigger than that dude's and I work them like once a week.
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Dec 10, 2015 00:41
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I don't have abs because I like drinking beer, eating red meat, and sitting a lot while I post I thought about doing it for the hell of it since I'll be 30 soon and I'm pretty skinny, but meh gently caress it I'll be dead in 55 years
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Dec 10, 2015 00:47
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Dude walks back into the hospital six months later to say “I can’t thank you enough for the surgery, doc! I’m banging a new girl every week, passing a reflective surface makes my entire day, and I can’t stop running my hands over my own sexy sexy legs. You’ve changed my entire life! Mostly because of the loving” and the doctor replies, “Hey, guy, I actually charged you $20,000 just to knock you out and cut you up a lil. Your calves look exactly the same! Seriously, there is zero difference between your before and after photos. You stupid gently caress. The power was inside you all along” 
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Dec 10, 2015 00:49
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I'm surprised we haven't seen Kaitlyn Jenners... miraculous... face work yet
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Enfield posted:im getting a new nose in january. appaently i wont be able to use my eyebrows anymore so i cant express concern in a subtle yet meaningful way whenever i read the ops posts Post the nose and your goal nose.
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Dec 10, 2015 00:52
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A. Beaverhausen posted:There's a gay porn of this. There's a gay porn of everything. Considering the differences in numbers between straight and gay people there seems like there's just as much gay porn as straight
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Dec 10, 2015 01:08
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I want to have my nuts surgically replaced with truck nuts
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Dec 10, 2015 01:13
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TOOT BOOT posted:I want to have my nuts surgically replaced with truck nuts 
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Enfield posted:im getting a new nose in january. appaently i wont be able to use my eyebrows anymore so i cant express concern in a subtle yet meaningful way whenever i read the ops posts How will your nose stop your eyebrows from working? Just wondering.
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Dec 10, 2015 01:19
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Enfield posted:im getting a new nose in january. appaently i wont be able to use my eyebrows anymore so i cant express concern in a subtle yet meaningful way whenever i read the ops posts If you follow Goon History then soon you'll appear on Survivor and embarrass yourself, then you'll return to Survivor and win $1 million
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Dec 10, 2015 01:29
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Just do three sets of "as many push-ups as you can" every day, within a month you'll be doing "more push-ups than before" and also you'll get "boobular only the good kind" Hell combine this with running or biking and maybe eat some fuckin' vegetables you know?
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Dec 10, 2015 01:44
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Male plastic surgery owns so loving hard I live for this poo poo yes omg i am SOOOO jealous   i dont even know what this dude was thinking really  ~wavy gravy~ 
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Dec 10, 2015 02:03
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get gynocomastia surgery
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I see thread. What is your opinion on "Body Contouring"?
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Cake Smashing Boob posted:there's going to be an epidemic of people with hugely impractical dinks waddling about, just you wait I sprung for the Architeuthis package. My dick is the size and shape of a giant squid. Not 's dick, the actual squid (minus the tentacles, those are extra, still thinking if I want them).
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Flesh Forge posted:Male plastic surgery owns so loving hard I live for this poo poo 
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Dec 10, 2015 03:17
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Flesh Forge posted:Male plastic surgery owns so loving hard I live for this poo poo rear end implants almost always look really good and natural. 
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Dec 10, 2015 03:21
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Robot Made of Meat posted:How will your nose stop your eyebrows from working? they take a flap from your forehead and invert it which is how nose is formed. i randomly met a dermatologist at the bar who knows a lot about nose jobs i guess and its apparently a pretty common procedure. anyways ill edit this post lster and put in a bunch of nose puns
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Enfield posted:they take a flap from your forehead and invert it which is how nose is formed. i randomly met a dermatologist at the bar who knows a lot about nose jobs i guess and its apparently a pretty common procedure. anyways ill edit this post lster and put in a bunch of nose puns Smell yah later!
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ah ha ha. excellent
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Upon reflection, men have a very good cosmetic option availble to them--steroids
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