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So its been a year since Farcry 4 which wasn't very good and now they've churned out yet another piece of crap. The gimmick for this one? You're basically beastmaster in the stone age. Sound fun? Probably for about an hour before you get sick of summoning the animals and throwing spears at people. The game looks pretty but it also looks like it'll get boring as gently caress really fast as its basically like reverse fun. Unless you think throwing stones at people all day and no explosions makes for fun. Looks like Ubisoft is turning this series into a COD of single players lol. Is the game going to be good? I say no but GBS is heavily in debate about bad video games so I figured lets stab at Ubisoft's latest upcoming thing.
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Looks like a fun game imo. I will probably buy it for the playstation 4 console. 
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Dec 9, 2015 15:46
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Cleopatra 2525 was better than Beastmaster, IMO.
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Dec 9, 2015 15:46
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Games are bad
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Dec 9, 2015 15:47
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Applewhite posted:Cleopatra 2525 was better than Beastmaster, IMO. And I got both of these references. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VNsjjYRgjc
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Dec 9, 2015 15:49
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Looking forward to the Captain Caveman mod.
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Dec 9, 2015 15:49
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I thought far cry 4 was pretty good. I'm glad they recognized after a few hours you'll be sick of the mountain climbing gimmick and just gave you a helicopter.
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Dec 9, 2015 15:50
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VendaGoat posted:And I got both of these references. I did too 
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Dec 9, 2015 15:50
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Berious posted:I thought far cry 4 was pretty good. I'm glad they recognized after a few hours you'll be sick of the mountain climbing gimmick and just gave you a helicopter. well unless theres a flying pterradactyl you can get in this game I doubt that'll happen here. Get ready to throw spears and shoot a dinky bow while you slowly saunter around like a mongoloid.
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Dec 9, 2015 15:51
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People don't actually play these games in the traditional way. They just buy them to test and configure their graphics card performance.
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Dec 9, 2015 15:52
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Arian_Samurai posted:People don't actually play these games in the traditional way. They just buy them to test and configure their graphics card performance. I guess this is true because steam has a GPU testing program for $60 bucks lol
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Dec 9, 2015 15:53
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Bob James posted:Looking forward to the Captain Caveman mod. Now this, I would buy.
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Dec 9, 2015 15:54
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i thimk everyone hates videogames because they expect the videogame to replace their gay life but it doesnt so their expectations are too high and they post millions of words about it
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Dec 9, 2015 15:57
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Medium Cool posted:Looks like a fun game imo. I will probably buy it for the playstation 4 console. This, but unironically. FC3 and 4 were both good.
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Dec 9, 2015 15:59
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I hope there's some hot hairy caveman rear end scenes. I feel like my ps4 has the graphical prowess to really make bareback ball slapping physics believable, something my ps2 was woefully inadequate at.
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Dec 9, 2015 15:59
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Blood Dragon was pretty great.
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Dec 9, 2015 16:01
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criscodisco posted:I hope there's some hot hairy caveman rear end scenes. I feel like my ps4 has the graphical prowess to really make bareback ball slapping physics believable, something my ps2 was woefully inadequate at. Sadly no gay sex on the non PC version. There will be plenty of hairy caveman cock and dangly ballsacks on the PC though when modded you better believe it.
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Dec 9, 2015 16:01
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Enfield posted:i thimk everyone hates videogames because they expect the videogame to replace their gay life but it doesnt so their expectations are too high and they post millions of words about it I played Gauntlet with my friend the other day on my new Playstation and we had a great time. It was a lot of fun hanging with a good pal, having some laughs, and playing a game. 
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Dec 9, 2015 16:04
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bradzilla posted:This, but unironically. FC3 and 4 were both good. I wasn't being ironic, I'm going to play the poo poo out of this caveman simulator.
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Dec 9, 2015 16:04
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BigBoss posted:I played Gauntlet with my friend the other day on my new Playstation and we had a great time. It was a lot of fun hanging with a good pal, having some laughs, and playing a game. gauntlet was fun back in the day. We'd get together for sleepovers and play it all night. The new one or the old one?
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Dec 9, 2015 16:06
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BigBoss posted:I played Gauntlet with my friend the other day on my new Playstation and we had a great time. It was a lot of fun hanging with a good pal, having some laughs, and playing a game. ive been playing clash of clans because i started in the hospital when i was always off my rocker on dildaudid and now i cant stop playing because i invested so much time into my gay base when i was high as poo poo and thought i was doing really cool poo poo when my dragons changed from green to purple
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Dec 9, 2015 16:07
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this is going to be fun as gently caress, kill yourself op
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Dec 9, 2015 16:08
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the great deceiver posted:this is going to be fun as gently caress, kill yourself op You're right I shoulda posted this closer to release  Too many people have hopes for it still.
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Dec 9, 2015 16:13
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Microwaves Mom posted:You're right I shoulda posted this closer to release I think people will find it to be a "far cry" from a fun game 
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Dec 9, 2015 16:16
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Some say the game will be good. Others say the game will be bad. Is the truth somewhere in the middle? To what can a man turn for unbiased games analysis? Any peer-reviewed games journals out there?
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Dec 9, 2015 16:17
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Vibeo Games are for children.
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Dec 9, 2015 16:20
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About 12 hours into the game you find a paved road.
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Dec 9, 2015 16:20
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farcry 3 and 4 were really good, idiot
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Dec 9, 2015 16:21
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farcry 3 had these boobs in it. you can touch them 
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Dec 9, 2015 16:22
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My favorite part of Farcry 3 was when you clip through the wall and then jitter wildly for several seconds before the game freezes.
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Dec 9, 2015 16:24
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The Goatfather posted:farcry 3 had these boobs in it. you can touch them My favorite part happens right after that
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Dec 9, 2015 16:24
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the only bad thing in fallout 4 is that you can never murder those hippie chucklefucks who keep drugging you
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Dec 9, 2015 16:25
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The Goatfather posted:the only bad thing in fallout 4 is that you can never murder those hippie chucklefucks who keep drugging you i hate how u cant VATS those dang eagles while flying the verticopter
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Dec 9, 2015 16:27
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I miss the trigens and goofy dialogue of the first game.
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Dec 9, 2015 16:30
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Thanks for posting a video for us to look at, fucker. Here we are - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ2iH57Fs3M But yes, I agree that throwing spears and not shooting things doesn't sound like a lot of fun.
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Dec 9, 2015 16:32
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They say you can use bees on people, but they haven't shown any footage of it so I'm guessing its really mundane and you like throw a beehive at someone and some dots come out and they go AGHHH.
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Dec 9, 2015 16:37
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Microwaves Mom posted:They say you can use bees on people, but they haven't shown any footage of it so I'm guessing its really mundane and you like throw a beehive at someone and some dots come out and they go AGHHH. It would be better if you shot bees from orifices in your wrists a-la Spiderman.
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Dec 9, 2015 16:39
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All the dinosaur sex mods.
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Dec 9, 2015 16:40
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The Goatfather posted:farcry 3 had these boobs in it. you can touch them Lmao video games are an embarrassing hobby. Oh well back to just cause 3.
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Dec 9, 2015 17:00
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Farcry 3 and 3.5 and 4 were all really really good but this looks dumb as heck
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