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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Booblord Zagats posted:

You just described a Batman game where you play as white trash anti-hero idol, Harley Quinn

No, Harley Quinn Sucks and is ugly. Also, she is 00's era trashy. I want 80's era trashy with big hair, hoop earrings and gum cracking. Also cheekbones and eye shadow.

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Applewhite posted:

No, Harley Quinn Sucks and is ugly. Also, she is 00's era trashy. I want 80's era trashy with big hair, hoop earrings and gum cracking. Also cheekbones and eye shadow.

Peg Bundy?
Cyndie Lauper?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Applewhite posted:

No, Harley Quinn Sucks and is ugly. Also, she is 00's era trashy. I want 80's era trashy with big hair, hoop earrings and gum cracking. Also cheekbones and eye shadow.

So my aunt Angela?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

VendaGoat posted:

Peg Bundy?
Cyndie Lauper?

More like Melina from Total Recall but with more of a Jersey accent?
I may be conflating a Jersey accent with urban Italian American accent.

Cosmik Debris
Sep 12, 2006

The idea of a place being called "Chuck's Suck & Fuck" is, first of all, a little hard to believe
not gay enough, needs more ballsacks

serious question though, do you think all the recent developments in breast physics will translate over to ballsacks?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro




VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
^^^^^She's missing two defining characteristics that AppleWhite asked for

And I'm going to hell for that joke

Cosmik Debris posted:

not gay enough, needs more ballsacks

serious question though, do you think all the recent developments in breast physics will translate over to ballsacks?

Women doing like the onions they like the corn

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Cosmik Debris posted:

not gay enough, needs more ballsacks

serious question though, do you think all the recent developments in breast physics will translate over to ballsacks?

Lol, Ballsack physics and breast physics operate on different principles. There might be some crossover but advancements in one don't necessarily lead to advancements in others.


Also: this is an Applewhite game so it goes without saying there would be ballsacks.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Yes! Give this woman a gun and send her out to fight aliens and you have a game.

E:

VendaGoat posted:

^^^^^She's missing two defining characteristics that AppleWhite asked for


VG makes a good point. She needs big fake tits also.

Applewhite fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Dec 9, 2015

hoju22
May 3, 2006

Easy. You just don't lead 'em so much.
is it really going to just be called 'primal'? like just, primal?

lol, you can just leave that hanging out there. primal what?!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

hoju22 posted:

is it really going to just be called 'primal'? like just, primal?

lol, you can just leave that hanging out there. primal what?!

B. Birdsworth
Jul 31, 2014

There are not one hundred people in the United States who hate The Catholic Church, but there are millions who hate what they wrongly perceive the Catholic Church to be.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM47aBj6f0g

Here is the bees you loving idiots. What you never used Google before?

Bees bombs start at 8:11

dZPnJOm8QwUAseApNj
Apr 15, 2002

arf bark woof

Snatch Duster posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM47aBj6f0g

Here is the bees you loving idiots. What you never used Google before?

Bees bombs start at 8:11

that looks fun though

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
I hope there's a twist involving time travel so we get some guns.

Don't care if beastman is in the future using mad wildlife to kill people using big guns or if he's in the past and uses big guns to gently caress u cavemen I just want some sweet guns not dumb STICKS what the hell?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
The last farcry I got an mg42 that I could mow down huge crowds of guys while saying "Get beefy bitch get REAAAAL beefy"

this far cry i get a bow and "bee-bombs"


:sigh:


Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
tbf all games need a "Beefy bitch" button. Like in that Scarface game where you swear to power up

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

they fixed the worst parts of far cry 3 and 4, the awful characters, by having nondescript cave people who can't talk. GOTY.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
This looks liek a fun game and i would like to play it

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
They had a poll for this one asking what they should do - cowboys and engines, space aliens, or some type of dinosaurs/jarassic park type situation. They didn't reveal the numbers but the winner is pretty obvious, and that turned into this lazy half assed Ubisoft phone in of the year with more reskins and the same game for the 4th year in a row.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

the best video game ever was that mario paint game where you swatted the flies

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

i soldered a usb port onto my super nintendo mouse and i still us eit

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

they fixed the worst parts of far cry 3 and 4, the awful characters, by having nondescript cave people who can't talk. GOTY.

Some people are still saying it's racist. #AllMissingLinksMatter

Tezzor
Jul 29, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
looks like fun and an interesting divergence from the format, OP

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Booblord Zagats posted:

Also, the longer you play it and the more people you kill the more disconnected from the violence you become and the game starts making people surrender instead of fighting you or going out of their way to avoid you all together but you can still slaughter them and get an erection that gets harder with each kill and pithy one liner

*in world of warcraft goblin voice*: I got what you need.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
gently caress cowboys and redskins far cry sounds fun as hell

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
The ending should be a transition from 1st person to 3rd person and you find out you're really just a deep voiced muscular girl wearing animal skins.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Airborne Viking posted:

The ending should be a transition from 1st person to 3rd person and you find out you're really just a deep voiced muscular girl wearing animal skins.

So long as I can pan the camera up to look at her cave-butt...

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

oh sure the best part of fc3 and fc4 was always hunting animals with the bow and arrow

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I like far cry 1. I didnt like the one where you have to take medecine every few mins

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

hall naw I saw a dude in a pink suit in the background

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005
far cry: blood dragon was pretty awesome

far cry 4 was ok, i enjoyed it for the most part, but the best part of that game was the shangri-la stuff, which i take was testing the waters for this new primal game

either way, unless its a smashing success, im gonna pass

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
HOLD X TO ACCESS HOLLOW TREE TRUNK


--Bow: 40 shiny stones
--Spear: 45 shiny stones
--Longer Spear: 55 shiny stones
--Apocalypse Spear: 75 shiny stones (kill Sky Cloud Destiny Tiger to unlock)





I will play this.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





hunting animals in farcry 3 and 4 was fun but so was shooting dudes and blowing up bases with explosives. I don't really have any interest in this since it's all hunting and up close combat.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

There just arent enough caveman games

Although this could really use some babes in leopard fur bikinis with big titties and phat asses

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Applewhite posted:

No, Harley Quinn Sucks and is ugly. Also, she is 00's era trashy. I want 80's era trashy with big hair, hoop earrings and gum cracking. Also cheekbones and eye shadow.

I agree except for the gum part gum is gross

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Cowman posted:

hunting animals in farcry 3 and 4 was fun but so was shooting dudes and blowing up bases with explosives. I don't really have any interest in this since it's all hunting and up close combat.

I often shot the dudes in the bases with a bow, but you still raise a good point.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Uncle Wemus posted:

I agree except for the gum part gum is gross

Gum isn't gross when a sexy woman chews it.

Concept art for Stefanie Stiller: Alien Killer

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
this game looks fun as hell. they replaced the binoculars with owl mode, where you play as an owl. you can drop owl bombs on people, like our forefathers did.

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mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Lufiron posted:

far cry 4 was ok, i enjoyed it for the most part, but the best part of that game was the shangri-la stuff, which i take was testing the waters for this new primal game
I honestly thought I was going to hate these sections, but yeah it turned out to be really good mainly because the ending had a satisfying payoff.

If the Assassin's Creed sequels are any indication, Ubisoft Montreal really makes good stuff when they try something radically different instead of trying to shoehorn existing game mechanics into new settings. If I ever got my hopes up for game releases, Far Cry Primal would not be one of them.

mom and dad fight a lot fucked around with this message at 06:38 on Dec 10, 2015

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