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loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

VendaGoat posted:

Hmmmm.

Is this like a Twilight Zone episode?

Come to think of it she'd probably also want you to go down on her which is not a negative in and of itself but does kind of ruin your "not having to do any work" thing so you might want to take a pass on this one

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Xenophanes
Nov 8, 2015
I do, but I like dudes more. I hope this helps.

The_Angry_Turtle
Aug 2, 2007

BLARGH
If you're not into slamwhales then you're probably a pedophile.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014


Look I can work with the 'stache, but it's just the three olive's unibrow that kills the deal here

The_Angry_Turtle
Aug 2, 2007

BLARGH
The worst part about dating jewish girls is the white peach fuzz all over their faces and there just isn't a polite way to tell someone they need to get their forehead waxed.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

loquacius posted:

Come to think of it she'd probably also want you to go down on her which is not a negative in and of itself but does kind of ruin your "not having to do any work" thing so you might want to take a pass on this one

Yah....Yaaaaaah.

You're right, gonna pass

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
when i was in high school i asked out like 3 lesbians in a row once

and looking back, it was wildly obvious they were gay lmao

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
Feminine guys are the male equivalent to a gamer gurls in terms of the type of person they attract as well as their relative amount of crazy.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

shiksa posted:

when i was in high school i asked out like 3 lesbians in a row once

and looking back, it was wildly obvious they were gay lmao

Try them again after college they might flip

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

The_Angry_Turtle posted:

The worst part about dating jewish girls is the white peach fuzz all over their faces and there just isn't a polite way to tell someone they need to get their forehead waxed.

Those gargantuan titties tho

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

shiksa posted:

when i was in high school i asked out like 3 lesbians in a row once

and looking back, it was wildly obvious they were gay lmao

were they masculine lesbians?

Gaunab fucked around with this message at 05:51 on Dec 10, 2015

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

a bay posted:

You know how a lot of women love effeminate type guys and they are always saying stuff like do you know if he is gay or its too bad hes gay or I wonder how gay he is really. And you can see dudes talking about how much they love big breasts and long hair and lots of make up and dresses on women pretty much any where you look. But I bet the inverse of the phenomenon of women being into feminine dudes is also real but its just that guys dont talk about it as much. What do you think

God I hope so.

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

Otto Von Jizzmark posted:

These guys who have sex with short haired girls should stop pretending and just molest middle school boys. They look the same to me gross sick!

They ban porn with small boobs in Australia for exactly that reasoning

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
can we just see some titties op? i can't go one day without seeing this fuckin huge swinging fatty bags of adipose tissue and milk glands

Absolute Lithops
Aug 28, 2011

After one long season
of waiting, after one
long season of wanting

Champenema posted:



Look I can work with the 'stache, but it's just the three olive's unibrow that kills the deal here
That's a little girl (also Madonna's daughter)

Absolute Lithops fucked around with this message at 07:10 on Dec 10, 2015

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
How come none of you cocksuckers other than illustrious me ever posts any pictures of sexy girls.

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
i used to be into masculine looking women but i got out of that dumb habit because most of them turned out to be homosexuals.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

vug posted:

i used to be into masculine looking women but i got out of that dumb habit because most of them turned out to be homosexuals.

You're good guy Vug come back to us, come back to our side, bring your weapons, we don't have very many weapons, mostly we just have grilled chicken thighs because I made a bunch, you want a chicken thigh, we're listening to Gira yells French Rev slogans at us

Faux-Ass Nonsense
Feb 9, 2013

by Lowtax
yep, Sigourney Weaver in Alien played a role in my psychosexual development

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


all of my celeb crushes are lesbians

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Faux-rear end Nonsense posted:

yep, Sigourney Weaver in Alien played a role in my psychosexual development

I never realized this was true for me until now.

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Boyish girls and girly boys are very good, so thats what I like.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

All the tomboys I knew growing up turned into hotties when they hit puberty.

so, you're a doughy paedophile....

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

Sheep-Goats posted:

How come none of you cocksuckers other than illustrious me ever posts any pictures of sexy girls.

You havent posted any pictures but if you do please keep in mind that this isnt another thread about girls with Justin Bieber hair cuts, this one is about a cool chick who is like a bro

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax

circ dick soleil posted:

God I hope so.

They dont say it but I bet that guys feel the same way about chicks who like to hang out and get drunk or what ever as girls feel about emo style dudes who like the same kinds of music and hair products as them

5er
Jun 1, 2000

Qapla' to a true warrior! :patriot:

Absolute Lithops posted:

That's a little girl (also Madonna's daughter)

Wow, Madonna gave birth to Freida Kahlo, neat.

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

a bay posted:

You know how a lot of women love effeminate type guys and they are always saying stuff like do you know if he is gay or its too bad hes gay or I wonder how gay he is really. And you can see dudes talking about how much they love big breasts and long hair and lots of make up and dresses on women pretty much any where you look. But I bet the inverse of the phenomenon of women being into feminine dudes is also real but its just that guys dont talk about it as much. What do you think

Some of the most boy-ish girls I've known still had pretty decent breasts.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

My Q-Face posted:

Some of the most boy-ish girls I've known still had pretty decent breasts.
:nws:http://i.imgur.com/N0aGoCz.jpg:nws
It's censored, but still

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

that's a great pair of chesticles

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
Pouring a shot out for my buds who are too busy shopping for furniture or watching twee television series to make it to the bar tonight where we are drinking drafts while wearing comfortable under wear and shoes, calling stuff gay, spitting and scratching our assess like its nothing with my wife, the big titty version of the coach from Rocky

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks

a bay posted:

the big titty version of the coach from Rocky

this is my fetish

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

a bay posted:

the big titty version of the coach from Rocky

lol

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

Absolute Lithops posted:

That's a little girl (also Madonna's daughter)

She's 19 and probably insane. Just don't feed her after midnight.

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



lmao if you're a western pig dog who fetishises the human breast

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011

sinking belle posted:

lmao if you're a western pig dog who fetishises the human breast

Look here oval office, I will be the first to tell you the supperiority of rear end over tits, but this some whack rear end jive you spewing, somethin wrong with your head boy?

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax
I like sexy tomboys.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
theres never been more tranny porn than rigt now

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Zzulu posted:

theres never been more tranny porn than rigt now

PsyopMonkey Alt account spotted

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Zzulu posted:

theres never been more tranny porn than rigt now

I'm glad

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

year of the ladyboy

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