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dad gay. so what posted:what is a noid future talk for? the n word. i know, shocking!
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if we are talking about actual spoilers girl becomes new jedi apprentice under alien lady finn dies luke skywalker is the sith lord but its revealed at like the very end the big ice planet is the new death star and they do a repeat of ANH to blwo it up
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Dec 9, 2015 22:07
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So is the new darth vader kid a sassy smart alec who is always quick with a comeback or what?
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Lasher posted:So is the new darth vader kid a sassy smart alec who is always quick with a comeback or what? no, he's literally luke skywalker. i watched the leaked chinese torrent like it's all in chinese but you can still tell it's him when he takes the mask off obviously
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Dec 9, 2015 22:15
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han and chewie are teenagers and they wear dark glasses and smoke cigarettes. they are really ornery too and get into all kinds of trouble
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Justin Tyme posted:no, he's literally luke skywalker. i watched the leaked chinese torrent So who is the skinny kid who looks like Kick-rear end?
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I hate that I am now intrigued about loving star wars of all things
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dad gay. so what posted:han and chewie are teenagers and they wear dark glasses and smoke cigarettes. they are really ornery too and get into all kinds of trouble No, you're thinking of American Graffiti
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The part where Chewbacco had puppies was really touching, especially when Chewy was unable to produce enough milk for all of the,m and Ham Solo nourished them with his teat fluids.
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Dec 10, 2015 03:58
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the surprise return of willrow hood -- still pushing his ice cream maker -- was particulary awesome. talk about fan service!
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when it turns out everything since episode 4 is one giant plot by ponda baba, seeking revenge for that arm obi-wan cut off in the mos eisley cantina i got chills
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symbolic posted:greedo shot first i'll fuckin fight you
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im not going to totally give it away but there is a scene where han is talking to r2d2 and they are having trouble communicating cause r2 doesnt speak english. han kind of looks around because this is the first time hes been around this worthless piece of poo poo alone like EVER. so anyways he decides to end this little P.O.S. once and for all but before he does - chewie walks in and gives him that knowing but stern look and makes a purring noise and then han starts purring and they decide to just go to bed. moral of the story: never go to bed angry.. especially with a WOOKIE!
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Dec 10, 2015 06:26
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Dec 10, 2015 06:30
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Will we finally learn what a bothan is?
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Moridin920 posted:i'll fuckin fight you
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Some incest happens, but it looks kinda hot, so nobody really complains.
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I like my internet memes, but one of the writers watched that Heavy Rain glitch video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t0uCWjQ6Og) and it was pretty annoying to hear NOOOOOOOOOOOooooOoOOoOOOooOooO 20 times during the movie.
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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Macasaurus posted:Will we finally learn what a bothan is? Pretty sure they was talking about a Manny Bothans, however the way it was enunciated made it seem like it was many Bothans. Conversely, I've heard it on good authority that we finally get some lengthy sex scenes with Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher, with many parts of Force Awakens being a homage to Last Tango in Paris.
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Dec 10, 2015 07:02
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the theme music for the new princess character is a leitmotif based on the song hello stranger which was #1 when the first star wras premiered https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KtgMrkkIjE
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Dec 10, 2015 11:00
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If you look closely you can see the Smash Robots in the background during the dinner scene. And what do Han and Luke eat? Why, mashed potatoes of course! This means that canonically The Smash Robots are alaot friends with E.T.
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Dec 10, 2015 11:13
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While casting one of lead roles in one of the biggest movies of all time, this very famous Director asked some of the actresses to service him orally. Some refused. Some complied. He taped the encounters of those who complied. One of those who did comply was eventually chosen as the lead. The Director got a kick out of showing the tape to other men in Hollywood. Several years later, Our Actress got married to another celebrity. The Director invited the Husband over one day under the pretense of showing him “the director’s cut” of one of his films. Instead, he showed him the video of his wife, The Actress, servicing the Director! The Husband was furious! However, instead of going to war with the Director, he blamed the Actress. They divorced soon afterward. If you have ever wondered why their marriage only lasted a short time, this is the reason why.
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Dec 10, 2015 12:10
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finn dies. everybody dies.
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Kuato posted:Conversely, I've heard it on good authority that we finally get some lengthy sex scenes with Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher, with many parts of Force Awakens being a homage to Last Tango in Paris.  cant wait to see old boobs
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Dec 10, 2015 14:15
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Monachos posted:Chubakka and Laya looking good. they just hosed. i wonder what wookie dick is like? you think it's big right? hirsute too probably i bet
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Dec 10, 2015 14:25
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thathonkey posted:they just hosed. i wonder what wookie dick is like? you think it's big right? hirsute too probably i bet Spiraled and barbed and a little off-purple, like a cat and pig had a baby with a giraffe's tongue
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Dec 10, 2015 14:26
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A misanthrope posted:since we've already ruined any magic found in this movie: Yeah, I got my gf the Sphereo BB-8 as an xmas gift because the BB-8 display at the local target made he laugh when they set it to beep at people as they walked by. So I kinda felt the need to see how the sphereo worked and went on youtube and found https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FHtcR78GA0 And the joy and admiration in these two dorks faces as they pulled it apart and played with it kinda added some magic for me.
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