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gagelion2
Dec 8, 2015

by Shine


thoughts?

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GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
im gay

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Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
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Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons
who cares

Dr. Snuggles
Dec 3, 2012

Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.
Pass. I only want ones like Bailey jay.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

any story where a stranger approaches somebody and says anything is a lie

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Sir, when I first saw you I was extremely attracted to you.

Pannus
Mar 14, 2004

no i haven't op, because

I

DON'T

HAVE

A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT

:smug:

ehhhhhhnnnnnn
Jun 3, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
face book

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
While the story does a good job of illustrating certain aspects of gender politics in our society, I'm almost certain it's complete bullshit. Especially the part where a random man admits he found the narrator "extremely attractive."

E: also he's not that hot.

Applewhite fucked around with this message at 14:35 on Dec 10, 2015

Luxury Communism
Aug 22, 2015

by Lowtax
:spidey: This thread gave me cancer!

also there is nothing wrong with girldicks getting your attention in a sexual and objective way. its a girls dick. hth

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

Ehud posted:

any story where a stranger approaches somebody and says anything is a lie

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I shared this with my coworkers and when everyone was done reading it they all stood up and clapped.

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

stefania_r
Sep 2, 2011
This man's bellybutton makes no sense.

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy
JFC I hate this Bi-Gender menace that gets promoted by Jews on FB

These men suffer from serious mental illnesses and medical professionals are not treating their issues, but choose to indulge these deluded individuals and their warped fantasies instead.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



It's missing the "YAAASSSSSSSSSSS" and the three Huffington Post articles about Trump right afterwards but yes, this is a reasonable approximation of my Facebook feed atm, OP

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I'm in favor of men and women's fashion being interchangeable in principle, but in practice, men's and women's fashion is different because they emphasize different features. The things that typically make men attractive (both to heterosexual women and homosexual men or bisexuals) are different from what make women attractive.

IMO a man in a ballroom gown doesn't look gross because "ew a man in girl's clothes," he looks gross because that dress is unflattering and the wrong color. It draws attention to all the wrong places and gives him a weird shape.
There are already dresses designed for men in many cultures, we just call them by different names. Wear those, guys.

goatse.cx haver
Oct 17, 2010

precious metals
no i indeed have not seen that because the only social media i use is the somethingawful.com forums precisely for the purpose of not seeing things like this but now i saw it so perhaps my plan is ineffective

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

Tramadol Junkie posted:

JFC I hate this Bi-Gender menace that gets promoted by Jews on FB

These men suffer from serious mental illnesses and medical professionals are not treating their issues, but choose to indulge these deluded individuals and their warped fantasies instead.

Why don't you cry about it?

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Is "shitthatdidnthappen.txt" still a thing?

That guy makes a pretty ugly girl, and on the scale of slutty dress this is baby level horse poo poo. Walk around with a dildo hanging out of your butt and we can talk about provocative dress in 2015.

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
The goatee should have been a give away.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:


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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



is this vapourware?

gagelion2
Dec 8, 2015

by Shine

A misanthrope posted:



this thread is the gloopy creme

are you telling me it doesnt just dissolve in there

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



ask her if she sneezed while weeing

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
... and that tranny, was Albert Einstein.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

social vegan posted:

ask her if she sneezed while weeing

i think she sneezed semen out her vagoo, which i've been told is impossible but i dont know much about womens

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



A misanthrope posted:

i think she sneezed semen out her vagoo, which i've been told is impossible but i dont know much about womens

u know when ur #blessed grandparents tell u that god broke the mould when he made u? well, friend, what do u think god fills his moulds with

Tramadol Junkie
Aug 30, 2015

by zen death robot
Lipstick Apathy

Keg posted:

Why don't you cry about it?

gently caress you! Real men don't cry or play dress-up.

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Like if Amen

Share if your Saved by Jesus

Keep scrolling to Worship Satan

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
Heh, I don't have a face book because, you see, heh, I am a very advanced Internet user. :smuggo:

Let me pull back the veil and show you what the REAL internet is about :







a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

social vegan posted:

u know when ur #blessed grandparents tell u that god broke the mould when he made u? well, friend, what do u think god fills his moulds with

!!! this is shocking news that i will be taking up with my lying bastard of a sunday school teacher

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Came in expecting goatse.

gas OP ban thread :argh:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I usually go up to the ladies like, "h-hey, nice boobies". Then that's it, just go right back to playing my turbo graphix 16 portable.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I usually go up to the ladies like, "h-hey, nice boobies". Then that's it, just go right back to playing my turbo graphix 16 portable.

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
What is the goopy cream blob that came out of that lady's vagina?!?

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



I'll tell you when you're older.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
This is a lame thread, imo.

Here are some tips to jazz it up some

Make it about how great DMX is

Rededicate yourselves to our lord and savior Derek Smart

Discuss the on going court proceedings of one Mr. James "Superfly" Snuka

Post the best Game Genie codes for using in real life

Talk about the best way to graffiti a porta-shitter

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STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
...e-excuse me goons, I need to visit my daughter.

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