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you speak a moon language and we will always have that problem learn a real language like english and use it ok? please for the better of our communities stop using those garbage languages. edit: *faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart*
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Not_Rainbow_Horse posted:you speak a moon language and we will always have that problem learn a real language like english and use it ok? please for the better of our communities stop using those garbage languages. um english is a european language lol colonial filth
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Here a helpful translation tip: Polizei = police. Attentions, stop annoying or I call police Arrives with limousine at your door Stand still, spread your legs, show your ID You don’t like it? Call police. Police arrives, you change the road You destroy one police, twenty-five new arrive Musclevictims fool around with their switchblade and enjoy it But Police has tanks and guns Police is allowed to jump red lights You are robbers, well they are cops You break the law, police breakes your legs I dial 110 (911), then you are gonna see you, what I mean You work out? I got Police You got a gang? I got police You got a problem I got police You got a bobby pistol I got Police… Not a son-of-a-bitch, I am a policemen‘s son, honey I own police because I pay maximum taxes five tons of snow in the evidence room Police partypower fucks Michael Ammer Police has ponies and ponytails You can flee, but police is already waiting for you Police knows every BMW‘s owner Lock at their belt. OMG, Walther Police fucks you and your gangsta code Because police got machine guns Night vision devices, water cannons, helicopter And for taking blood samples they even got a doctor You take your pit bull for a walk Well, police got hundred kennels with fighting dogs You can cry, stupid, in your WhatsApp group But I got Police, best thugs around You work out? I got Police You got a gang? I got police You got a problem I got police You got a bat I got Police... I call Police, Police arrives immediately Paddle, handcuffs, good night, custody You think you are boss You go jail, good-bye freedom Pick up the soap Boss in jail is called police Police is polite and always correct Police monitors secretly your mobile phone connection Police does what police wants If you complain, everybody believes police If you don‘t behave police calls SEK (SWAT) Police calls, sirens wail, support arrives On-call police from bavaria and saxony Will break your legs, Beppo Suck the tonfa, victim. Now you see stars Resistance is pointless. Police likes beating people up. Open mouth, closed eyes, your teethe are gone You lie down faster than Gina-Lisa on roofies Police got commissars, uniforms and sirens Police got no pain, because police got protectors Pepper spray in eyes, arm twisting, and police got fun And the best thing is: police is allowed to! You work out? I got Police You got a gang? I got police You got a problem I got police You got wet pants I got police… Police got judges and prosecutors Criminal investigators investigate in custody Police got sirens police is state authority Police shot seven people last year Police got boats, Police got teargas Police got names like Torsten, Melanie and Thomas. Police puts you in jail Police is your enemy, Police is my accomplice skit herre fucked around with this message at 11:30 on Dec 11, 2015 |
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Dec 11, 2015 11:28
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awesome-express posted:um english is a european language lol colonial filth we won this language in a war against gay kings ok? whatever you think about how awesome american english is you're problem
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Dec 11, 2015 11:29
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skit herre posted:Here a helpful translation tip: Polizei = police. i "got" that but the rest was just garbled moon gibberish to make babies laugh
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Dec 11, 2015 11:30
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I actually like cops because they have helped me in the past, and they've never caught me buying drugs. So in my mind, cops are helpful.... when they're not shooting innocent black people.
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Dec 11, 2015 11:31
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ProfessorMurder posted:when they're not shooting innocent black people. Luckily we don't have black people here.
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Dec 11, 2015 11:33
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for the record (that should be italicized) i like cops in my united states of america community and i also sometimes smoke weed
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Dec 11, 2015 11:33
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420 kill cops all day
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Dec 11, 2015 11:33
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lol leave it to a german to rap about calling the police on people
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Dec 11, 2015 11:33
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you have connected to faggotchat.co.uk!!!
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Dec 11, 2015 11:34
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basement jihadist posted:you have connected to faggotchat.co.uk!!! in america this wouldn't happen
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Dec 11, 2015 11:37
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORXmE5_kkbQ
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Dec 11, 2015 11:39
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Because Germans calling the police on people has always worked out so well
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Dec 11, 2015 11:39
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And German is the moon language??
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Dec 11, 2015 11:43
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skit herre posted:And German is the moon language?? Scottish is less a language and more a way of emoting via seemingly random tone. Panamaniac fucked around with this message at 11:47 on Dec 11, 2015 |
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Dec 11, 2015 11:44
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Behold as an yank officer is completely mystified by superior cultures: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbM9uCxEJDM
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Dec 11, 2015 12:03
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Nah.
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Dec 11, 2015 12:38
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kf4kyQabwQ
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Dec 11, 2015 12:42
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I wish that label were real lol
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Dec 11, 2015 12:44
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bunch of bitchmade pussies who live in places where cops dont even get to murder the people
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Dec 11, 2015 15:54
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I like the police because I am white and look professional so I can get away with doing dumb poo poo. Sorry officer I did not see the sign telling me not to do the thing I just did. Sure I won't do it again. Ok thanks.
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Dec 11, 2015 15:57
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any chance you could close this thread and never post again, OP? asking for a friend.
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Dec 11, 2015 15:57
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dad gay. so what posted:any chance you could close this thread and never post again, OP? asking for a friend. Nah, but I just called the police on you
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Dec 11, 2015 16:10
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i am solidly against using humans as traffic cones
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Dec 11, 2015 16:14
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skit herre posted:Here a helpful translation tip: Polizei = police. another hit from MC Bitch Boy
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Dec 11, 2015 16:21
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gently caress the police op and yourself
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Dec 11, 2015 16:32
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euroland more like... land of virgins
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Dec 11, 2015 16:34
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quote:I am a policemen‘s son, honey dude just knows which gang of armed thugs has his back
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Dec 11, 2015 16:36
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help the police https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kf4kyQabwQ
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Dec 11, 2015 16:46
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Wrong op
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Dec 11, 2015 16:48
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serious norman posted:Wrong op What in particular?
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dad gay. so what posted:any chance you could close this thread and never post again, OP? asking for a friend.
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Dec 11, 2015 20:05
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police is a myth
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Dec 11, 2015 20:06
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Germans love their police!
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Dec 11, 2015 20:39
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Well Europeans are not as heavily armed as the Americans. Of course the cops are gonna be more chill. If cops weren't armed you could just shoot em on sight.
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Dec 11, 2015 20:44
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bust a nut in my butt
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the nordic countries are the civilized elves of the world, while americans are the orcs, but fatter
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