That terrible Monty Python guy from high school.

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Microwaves Mom: Nov 8, 2015; by zen death robot

haljordan posted:

How do you forget the words to a skit you created and performed forty million times

You just don't give a gently caress anymore because you're on SNL and its not old SNL its current SNL. It is all scripted theres no improv and they still can't make it funny.

Yet you take Drew Carey, a few actual comedians, and improv a bunch of poo poo and have a great time every time with "Whose Line is it Anyways?"

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ProfessorMurder: Aug 27, 2003; I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Microwaves Mom posted:

You just don't give a gently caress anymore because you're on SNL and its not old SNL its current SNL. It is all scripted theres no improv and they still can't make it funny.

Yet you take Drew Carey, a few actual comedians, and improv a bunch of poo poo and have a great time every time with "Whose Line is it Anyways?"

Drew Carey isnt the host anymore. It's Aisha Tyler now.

# ? Dec 12, 2015 01:46

Pththya-lyi: Nov 8, 2009; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

We actually watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail as part of our medieval history unit in the fifth grade because the costumes and heraldry are fairly accurate to the period. Our teacher (and school) was p. cool

# ? Dec 12, 2015 01:47

ghlbtsk: Apr 19, 2005; these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

lol if you are weak-willed enough to allow the spergy fandom of [innovative and original entertainment product] to ruin your enjoyment of said product

# ? Dec 12, 2015 01:47

flerp: Feb 25, 2014

that was me op

# ? Dec 12, 2015 01:48

haljordan: Oct 22, 2004; the corpse of god is love.

Pththya-lyi posted:

We actually watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail as part of our medieval history unit in the fifth grade because the costumes and heraldry are fairly accurate to the period. Our teacher (and school) was p. cool

That has "I'm too hungover to actually teach these shitheads" written all over it

haljordan fucked around with this message at 01:51 on Dec 12, 2015

# ? Dec 12, 2015 01:48

Fojar38: Sep 2, 2011; Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia

also here's a stupid take
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its me

im the guy in the op

# ? Dec 12, 2015 01:49

Pththya-lyi: Nov 8, 2009; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

haljordan posted:

That has "I'm too hungover to actually teach these shitheads" written all over it

Sort of. IIRC it was the last day before Christmas break and we'd already finished our midterms, so why give us more work at that point?

# ? Dec 12, 2015 01:53

Microwaves Mom: Nov 8, 2015; by zen death robot

ProfessorMurder posted:

Drew Carey isnt the host anymore. It's Aisha Tyler now.

I didn't even know it started back up. Is it still good?

# ? Dec 12, 2015 01:55

That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

YeahTubaMike posted:

i knew that guy except it was actually a chick and she made me watch monty python and the holy grail and she quoted nearly the entire movie as we watched and now i hate monty python forever

yeah but did you put it in

# ? Dec 12, 2015 01:56

YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

edit:

Puppy Galaxy posted:

edit: i dont actually think your friend from high school gave me a hand job if this wasn't clear

lol yes i figured as much

# ? Dec 12, 2015 01:58

Fojar38: Sep 2, 2011; Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia

also here's a stupid take
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YeahTubaMike posted:

no you see ni is what a bunch of characters in monty python say

no no its a parody of king arthur

they say ni because they are the knights who say ni...

you know what forget i said anything cindy now will you go to prom with me

# ? Dec 12, 2015 01:59

ProfessorMurder: Aug 27, 2003; I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Microwaves Mom posted:

I didn't even know it started back up. Is it still good?

Yes, Ryan Stiles, Colin Mochrie, and Wayne Brady are still there.

# ? Dec 12, 2015 02:00

Return Of JimmyJars: Jun 24, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

Fojar38 posted:

its me

im the guy in the op

Same

Ni! Ni!

# ? Dec 12, 2015 02:00

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9PiqCeLEmM

# ? Dec 12, 2015 02:01

That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

ProfessorMurder posted:

I love the episode where Space Ghost interviews Bjork.

there are now transcripts of all episodes here.

Space Ghost Coast to Coast posted:

Triumph: 12:15 on Sunday night, good for you. Holy (BLEEP).

Space Ghost: (into com) Can we rebuild him?

Moltar: (on com) Uhh, I don't know. Maybe.

Space Ghost: Thank you. Good news, everybody. We're rebuilding Lassie. (to Triumph) You ever work with Lassie?

Triumph: If by "working" you mean "bang up the rear end," yes, I have worked with her.

Space Ghost: (laughs nervously, to Zorak) Did you hear what that guy said?

Zorak: (after a beat) No.

Space Ghost: He said he banged a dog up the you-know-what.

Zorak: (after a beat) No.

Space Ghost: Can you say "bang a dog up the rear end" on TV?

Zorak: (after a long beat, nods) No.

Space Ghost: Anything happen?

Zorak: Umm, I think some money came in.

Space Ghost: Really? Hang on. (clears throat) Okay. (to camera) I, too, banged a dog up the a--

(Quick cutaway to "PLEASE STAND BY" signal over Ghost Planet Industries drawing from "Story Book," with pleasant music.)

(Control room. "PLEASE STAND BY" in on monitor. Space Ghost has his hands on his hips.)

Space Ghost: Oh, come on, Moltar. It's not like it was alive or anything.

Moltar: They can take you off the air for that kind of poo poo-- Er, I mean, stuff.

Space Ghost: When did you become such a puritan?

(Space Ghost invisos back to set.)

Triumph: Can we talk about some of the songs for a second?

Space Ghost: Sure, we can talk about anything.

Triumph: Yes.

Space Ghost: So long as Sister Mary Moltar isn't in the room.

(Control room.)

Moltar: Tch, you're really digging yourself a really deep hole.

Space Ghost: (on monitor) A hole that I will bang my way out--

(Moltar pulls the lever, bringing "PLEASE STAND BY" back up, with music. It fills screen for a few seconds. When we come back to control room, Space Ghost is in there again.)

Space Ghost: Calm down with this religion.

Moltar: You know, all this salty language, see, it ain't helping the foun--

Space Ghost: All I know, Moltar, is I am trying to create a retardo-free society.

(On the monitor, Triumph's face is being sniffed by a white dog puppet.)

Moltar: Well, you'll probably have the thanks of all the retarded people watching.

Space Ghost: They're not retarded, Moltar. "Retardo" is the name of the disease, okay? I named it.

(On the monitor, Triumph is now vigorously humping the white dog.)

Space Ghost: And tonight, with this cute little dog's help... we're going to find a cure.

Triumph: (on monitor) Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

(Space Ghost invisos out.)

this show owns

That Robot fucked around with this message at 02:05 on Dec 12, 2015

# ? Dec 12, 2015 02:02

Hot Cosby: Sep 23, 2015; by Nyc_Tattoo

monty python guy at my school was a band sperg like 6'2 fat as hell and aatrek-shaped in the face with gold aviator frame seein-glasses

he somehow got invited by a friend of mine to go to a music festival with us, we made him smuggle in all of our liquor cause he was fat and we were all 16 and if someone's getting busted its gonna be him

# ? Dec 12, 2015 02:04

Cartouche: Jan 4, 2011

Sham bam bamina! posted:

That guy who wouldn't stop quoting Monty Python at me. He also liked to quote Spaceballs.

So now for something completely different?

# ? Dec 12, 2015 02:09

Cartouche: Jan 4, 2011

ProfessorMurder posted:

Love Meatloaf, though. And Tim Curry.

You opinion of Bacon, Kevin?

# ? Dec 12, 2015 02:10

Microwaves Mom: Nov 8, 2015; by zen death robot

ProfessorMurder posted:

Yes, Ryan Stiles, Colin Mochrie, and Wayne Brady are still there.

sweet!

# ? Dec 12, 2015 02:12

ProfessorMurder: Aug 27, 2003; I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Cartouche posted:

You opinion of Bacon, Kevin?

Kevin Bacon is awesome!

# ? Dec 12, 2015 02:17

Genesplicer: Oct 19, 2002; I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!; Total Clam

ProfessorMurder posted:

Monty Python was hilarious 30 years ago.

I graduated from high school 35 years ago, so I guess I get a pass on quoting Python. Of course, we saw "Life of Brian" in the theater, so "He's a very naughty boy!" was the funniest thing you could say in class after that.

# ? Dec 12, 2015 04:02

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

genesplicer posted:

I graduated from high school 35 years ago, so I guess I get a pass on quoting Python. Of course, we saw "Life of Brian" in the theater, so "He's a very naughty boy!" was the funniest thing you could say in class after that.

For me to POOP ON!!!

# ? Dec 12, 2015 04:05

Prorat: Aug 3, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Favorite Movies: Fight Club and Anchorman

-Facebook in 2005/2006

# ? Dec 12, 2015 04:11

Drad_Bert: Jun 26, 2013; by Smythe

Monty Python was funny once but retards wouldn't stop quoting their worst movie so yeah

Eric Idle and I are gonna gently caress some bitches and then gently caress some bitches up

# ? Dec 12, 2015 04:45

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Monty Python is only funny if it's being performed by either:

1) Monty Python members
2) Nigerian scammers who are themselves being scammed.

# ? Dec 12, 2015 04:47

Drad_Bert: Jun 26, 2013; by Smythe

Prorat posted:

Favorite Movies: Fight Club and Anchorman

-MySpace in 2005/2006

ftfy

# ? Dec 12, 2015 04:49

Horniest Manticore: Nov 23, 2013; Hello, you!; Lipstick Apathy

this guy really liked ~random words~ like defenestrate

lol antidisestablishmentarianism!!

# ? Dec 12, 2015 04:59

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

Horniest Manticore posted:

defenestrate

this honestly warrants a trigger warning

# ? Dec 12, 2015 05:01

Drad_Bert: Jun 26, 2013; by Smythe

genesplicer posted:

I graduated from high school 35 years ago, so I guess I get a pass on quoting Python. Of course, we saw "Life of Brian" in the theater, so "He's a very naughty boy!" was the funniest thing you could say in class after that.

Wrong

shithead

# ? Dec 12, 2015 05:01

Justin Godscock: Oct 12, 2004; Listen here, funnyman!

So what's everyone's opinion on Fawlty Towers, then?

# ? Dec 12, 2015 05:02

I.C.: Jun 10, 2008

Justin Godscock posted:

So what's everyone's opinion on Fawlty Towers, then?

It's good.

# ? Dec 12, 2015 05:23

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Justin Godscock posted:

So what's everyone's opinion on Fawlty Towers, then?

One of history's best sitcoms.

# ? Dec 12, 2015 06:02

DoctorStrangelove: Jun 7, 2012; IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

I'm gonna admit that I was that guy but all my friends thought it was cool so I'm not really ashamed of it.

# ? Dec 12, 2015 06:13

ProfessorMurder: Aug 27, 2003; I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln

Justin Godscock posted:

So what's everyone's opinion on Fawlty Towers, then?

loving awesome. John Cleese is one of the funniest people ever.

# ? Dec 12, 2015 06:16

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Justin Godscock posted:

So what's everyone's opinion on Fawlty Towers, then?

Fawlty Towers is Good.

# ? Dec 12, 2015 06:17

Skeezy: Jul 3, 2007

Sham bam bamina! posted:

That guy who wouldn't stop quoting Monty Python at me. He also liked to quote Spaceballs.

i'm surrounded by assholes

# ? Dec 12, 2015 06:18

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

just put fawlty towers on the hulu

# ? Dec 12, 2015 06:20

Jukeboxblues: Jul 29, 2015; Grimey Drawer

YeahTubaMike posted:

i knew that guy except it was actually a chick and she made me watch monty python and the holy grail and she quoted nearly the entire movie as we watched and now i hate monty python forever

I hate it when that happens.

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