not having kids will make a vas deferens in your finances

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > not having kids will make a vas deferens in your finances

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

loving BREEDERS am i right

# ¿ Dec 12, 2015 09:44

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 12:53

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

children are EVIL abominations that will suck your money and energy straight outta you

theyre parasites that u give ur best years to, that you work ur rear end off every day to feed and clothe and raise and then they grow up and leave you and you realize that you're old and busted and you don't really feel that strongly about ur wife anymore and holy poo poo YOU'RE JUST SO OLD so you panic and buy a motorcycle to try and regain some semblance of youth and adventure and get involved in a car crash and die horribly

# ¿ Dec 12, 2015 09:51

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

you should have to take a test before youre allowed to make babies

basic empathy test
basic economy test
don't shake the baby test

# ¿ Dec 12, 2015 10:16

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Ban parenting, raise all kids in designated facilities run by professional raisers

# ¿ Dec 12, 2015 20:49

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