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i was reloading
Aug 15, 2015

by zen death robot
make it stop

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Luxury Communism
Aug 22, 2015

by Lowtax
no

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

suicide, OP

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

I'll give you something to cry about

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Don't steal my pick-up line, OP.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

do drugs

i was reloading
Aug 15, 2015

by zen death robot
Good ideas

Trabandiumium
Feb 20, 2010

see a doctor op

Infinite Karma
Oct 23, 2004
Good as dead





you want to talk about it op? im here for u

PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003
I've heard that eating a well balanced lead breakfast is a sure fire way to end the problems you are experiencing.

See doctors Smith & Wesson in room 187 before you leave.

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot

God put them here for us to enjoy.

www
Aug 4, 2010

smoke weed brother

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
can't get depressed if you don't think

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Kidnap and murder a child; maybe you'll feel better then.

Nierbo
Dec 5, 2010

sup brah?
go to your doctor, get a psychiatric workup, try prozac, exercise, eat a healthy natural diet. you'll probably find 90% of your problems will dissapear or be improved. Also learn judo, self defense will improve your confidence and reduce your anxiety.

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009

call a therapist

seriously seek some help

anxiety is very treatable

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

amityville anus posted:

can't get depressed if you don't think

as per usual, lobotomy is the answer

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Drink.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Nierbo posted:

go to your doctor, get a psychiatric workup, try prozac, exercise, eat a healthy natural diet. you'll probably find 90% of your problems will dissapear or be improved. Also learn judo, self defense will improve your confidence and reduce your anxiety.

stop just before the exercise part, claim the prozac isn't working and get on those sweet sweet amphetamines. live the rest of your life in a constant roller coaster of ups and downs until you inevitably hit a major low of depression and stick a gun in your mouth.

otherwise you just haven't lived

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
The Internet is my brain fleshlight. Dump a load in and worry about real life on monday.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
snort a lil bump of heroin

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
same here op

i just bought firewood that wasnt properly seasoned. im gonna kill fuckin myself.

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

Trabandiumium posted:

see a doctor op

PLEASE don't 👌

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
It gets better. Please don't do anything drastic. There are people who care about you, like me.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

eat a handful of benzos and watch life immediately get better

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer

Why do you think drugs exist?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Mainline a kilo of heroin there's no Harm

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Read Paul Tillich's The Courage to Be


It's a thorough examination of the metaphysics of anxiety and the way to confront and overcome it

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Mariana Horchata posted:

snort a lil bump of heroin

slam it like a big daddy or gtfo my friend (=

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
just eat something. like a turd

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
:qq:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REFyQVffI-c

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

Commie NedFlanders posted:

Read Paul Tillich's The Courage to Be


It's a thorough examination of the metaphysics of anxiety and the way to confront and overcome it

One day I just went gently caress this/it/you and the anxiety went away for ever. It was kind of amazing.

Ivan Shitskin
Nov 29, 2002

Champenema posted:

Kidnap and murder a child woman; maybe you'll feel better then.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
Sorry to hear it OP, that's really "Something Awful!"

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

do you have fibromalyga (fat woman disease?)?

Lemon
May 22, 2003

just browse some dank memes

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

somuch_gravy
Oct 25, 2014

this place is good and not bad
prescription drugs(that a doc gave you docs know whats best) and weed and sleeping all day. call your doc

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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

im gaye posted:

do you have fibromalyga (fat woman disease?)?

i get this confused with cystic fibrosis sometimes which is pretty dumb on my part because one is a serious illness and the other is the opposite of a serious illness. fibromyalgia doesnt even exist, does it? its just a made up name for when depressed people feel like crap?

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