random humor

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an example of random comedy
	goku (this is something funny in gbs???)
	goku riding a unicorn (unicorns are pretty random i guess)
	zombie goku (people who like random humor like zombies)
	goku eating bacon (like zombies random fans like bacon)
	office worker goku with picachu as boss (dilbert style random comedy)
	goku did 9/11 (random humor can be combine with "edgy" humor)
	ukog (that is goku backwards, in random comedy anything goes)
	goku (in random comedy effort actually seems to be frown upon, so you can repeat things)

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Jukeboxblues: Jul 29, 2015; Grimey Drawer

Orkin Mang posted:

purple dishwasher

Hahaha

A car made out of coconuts!

# ? Dec 15, 2015 20:33

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 17:37

Snooze Cruise: Feb 16, 2013; hey look,
a post

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

God that's so sad. Is it really that lovely? Maybe the jokes just aren't very funny.

maybe you are right friend

maybe you are right

# ? Dec 15, 2015 20:53

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

mr.capps posted:

i look at you two, zzulu and misanthrope, speaking a different language than me, the language of random humor, and i feel angry because i don't understand it

am i human? am i missing some part of me, some aspect, that allows others to grasp the comedy in these situations. and without this bit, i am not a person?

have you tried drugs?

# ? Dec 15, 2015 20:57

Snooze Cruise: Feb 16, 2013; hey look,
a post

A misanthrope posted:

have you tried drugs?

no, where do i get started? i assume downers will not make me understand comedy better, so what type do i take?

# ? Dec 15, 2015 20:58

a misanthrope: Jun 21, 2010

social vegan posted:

lol ya sure my dick near a blackhole o.k.

someone tweet it to neil degrasse tyson an ask him to confirm/deny scientific accuracy

# ? Dec 15, 2015 20:58

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

Zzulu posted:

# ? Dec 15, 2015 20:59

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

mr.capps posted:

sometimes i wonder if i am broken

maybe my perspective is stuck, maybe these random things only see random to me because if i was able to empathize with others and see their views on our world i would find them funny

i am so lonely

Reginald will always love you.

# ? Dec 15, 2015 21:03

Snooze Cruise: Feb 16, 2013; hey look,
a post

how is reginald doing october blues? can we get a picture here :unsmith:

i am so sad lately he could cheer me up

# ? Dec 15, 2015 21:11

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Maybe you have the sadbrains

talk to a braindoctor and have yourself checked for sadbrains

# ? Dec 15, 2015 21:12

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

mr.capps posted:

how is reginald doing october blues? can we get a picture here

i am so sad lately he could cheer me up

You got the SAD I'd say.

Sassafras
Sarsaparilla
Thrilla in Manilla

(Bit o' rando-ness to keep in tune with thread)

# ? Dec 15, 2015 21:18

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

If I was an oldies DJ I'd totally use Baby You Can Drive My Car as the background music while I'm doing traffic, just like everyone else does, because the song nails it. Beep beep yeah!

"Better watch the north fifteen at the eight with a seven car pile up causing major delays as emergency response vehicles deal with the fires. All right that's your traffic!"

Beep beep! Beep beep! Yeah!

# ? Dec 15, 2015 21:41

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

any chance that this thread could be gassed and the OP banned? asking for a friend

# ? Dec 15, 2015 21:48

Jukeboxblues: Jul 29, 2015; Grimey Drawer

Don't listen to him Mr Crapps you are doing a great job keep it up.

# ? Dec 15, 2015 21:56

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

mr.capps posted:

how is reginald doing october blues? can we get a picture here

i am so sad lately he could cheer me up

Reginald is doing great! He says hello! Look at how big the little dude is getting...

# ? Dec 15, 2015 21:59

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Jukeboxblues posted:

Don't listen to him Mr Crapps you are doing a great job keep it up.

please refer to my last post in some other thread

# ? Dec 15, 2015 22:00

Jukeboxblues: Jul 29, 2015; Grimey Drawer

dad gay. so what posted:

please refer to my last post in some other thread

This one?

dad gay. so what posted:

Mr Crapps is a great human being and I think he is a really cool person. Please don't tell him unless I ask you to refer to it because I don't want him to get a big ego and I think he is fantastic the way he is. I think he would make a great lover, too!

# ? Dec 15, 2015 22:01

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Dec 16, 2015 01:04

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Jukeboxblues posted:

This one?

# ? Dec 16, 2015 01:11

Soft Shell Crab: Apr 12, 2006

Say Nothing posted:

Not random. Just owning the whole universe.

# ? Dec 16, 2015 01:13

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

cat /dev/urandom

lmao!

# ? Dec 16, 2015 01:43

FedEx Mercury: Jan 7, 2004; Me bad posting? That's unpossible!; Lipstick Apathy

Soft Shell Crab posted:

Not random. Just owning the whole universe.

Owning himself you mean. He admits to bring pathetic.

# ? Dec 16, 2015 02:08

angelklaine: Jun 10, 2015; Servant of Ruth and master of none.

I don't get it either...

Altho that spider does look pretty cool!

# ? Dec 16, 2015 02:23

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

i think we can all learn a lesson from mr. craps about not posting horrible threads. i hope everyone has learned from this.

# ? Dec 16, 2015 03:07

social vegan: Nov 7, 2014

i have learned m.;

# ? Dec 16, 2015 03:11

Jukeboxblues: Jul 29, 2015; Grimey Drawer

What are you talking about dad gay this is a great thread. You just don't get it. Great work Mr Craps.

# ? Dec 16, 2015 03:30

Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

mr.capps posted:

i look at you two, zzulu and misanthrope, speaking a different language than me, the language of random humor, and i feel angry because i don't understand it

am i human? am i missing some part of me, some aspect, that allows others to grasp the comedy in these situations. and without this bit, i am not a person?

If you think about a purple monkey dishwasher and I think about a purple monkey dishwasher, we will probably not be thinking about the same thing. In this way random humor highlights the true alienation of being a living thing, separate from all others and therefore ultimately alone, trapped in a hell of our own perceptions. This realization of hopelessness and helplessness in the face of an ostensibly hostile universe is the purest distillation of horror, and humor is what we call the natural mechanism for processing this horror.

# ? Dec 16, 2015 03:58

Soft Shell Crab: Apr 12, 2006

notZaar posted:

Owning himself you mean. He admits to bring pathetic.

Thus setting him self free. Rare is the man that admits what we all are.

# ? Dec 16, 2015 11:18

dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Ork of Fiction posted:

If you think about a purple monkey dishwasher and I think about a purple monkey dishwasher, we will probably not be thinking about the same thing. In this way random humor highlights the true alienation of being a living thing, separate from all others and therefore ultimately alone, trapped in a hell of our own perceptions. This realization of hopelessness and helplessness in the face of an ostensibly hostile universe is the purest distillation of horror, and humor is what we call the natural mechanism for processing this horror.

thanks

# ? Dec 16, 2015 13:24