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hey, guys and gals! trying to win over that boy/girl/etc of your dreams? having a little bit of trouble breaking the ice? well, as always, gbs is here to offer you dating advice that's sure to either get you the love of your life, or a restraining order! no guarantees. try these on for size:
what advice would you give people on the dating scene, gbs? i can't wait to hear it!
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Dec 13, 2015 04:31
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Ha ha! That is some wacky, zany stuff, OP!
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Dec 13, 2015 04:35
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Her eyes are in her boobs, so look at those during your conversation.
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Dec 13, 2015 04:37
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Her eyes are in her boobs, so look at those during your conversation. if she says "my eyes are up here" and points at her face, she is trying to steal your secrets. DO NOT FALL FOR THIS TRICK.
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Dec 13, 2015 04:39
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Tujague posted:Ha ha! That is some wacky, zany stuff, OP! Hmm... an apt post/av combo? I certainly think so.
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Dec 13, 2015 04:46
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Would you like to come over to my apartment and eat gourmet ramen while I tell you all about bernie sanders???
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Dec 13, 2015 04:58
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if you say no then you're a loving WHORE
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Dec 13, 2015 04:58
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Be honest and open and don't try to impress anyone
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Dec 13, 2015 05:20
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i dont need anyones advice because i am a poon god
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Dec 13, 2015 05:38
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Also be attractive and charming and good at sex
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Dec 13, 2015 06:19
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moose face posted:Also be attractive and charming and good at sex so thats where im going wrong
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Dec 13, 2015 06:22
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www posted:so thats where im going wrong Probably you should try to be these things. It's worked for me
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Dec 13, 2015 06:23
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Demnostrate your ability to keep your cool by getting super mad and ripping your dick off and throwing it at somebody over the smallest thing in this case it isn't your dick anymore
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Dec 13, 2015 06:51
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if it's the first date grill her on different anime characters
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Dec 13, 2015 06:58
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Make a dating profile of the perfect guy with awesome pictures and then invite them out to a bar. Sit in a corner and watch then squirm for twenty minutes before breaking down in tears.
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Dec 13, 2015 06:58
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here's a tip: make sure you are at least two steps removed from each other by blood before porking
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Dec 13, 2015 07:10
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ChrisHansen posted:Make a dating profile of the perfect guy with awesome pictures and then invite them out to a bar.
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Dec 13, 2015 07:11
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sever
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Dec 13, 2015 07:11
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here's a tip: just the tip
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Dec 13, 2015 07:13
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ChrisHansen posted:Make a dating profile of the perfect guy with awesome pictures and then invite them out to a bar. Then you walk up to the bar where she is sitting and ask her whats wrong and buy her a drink. Now you're an ugly guy banging a hot chick.
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Dec 13, 2015 07:18
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moose face posted:Also be attractive and charming and good at sex Actually you just have to have some money.
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Dec 13, 2015 07:19
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Actually you just have to have some money. I have none of this
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Dec 13, 2015 08:11
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Dec 13, 2015 08:20
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Make sure to use this expression. Never fails. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAy7tHVOKng
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Dec 13, 2015 08:56
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tell her that her rear end is big I heard for some reason women today think that is a good thing to have?
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Dec 13, 2015 09:47
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bring a folder with head shots
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Dec 13, 2015 09:49
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treat whores as queens and queens as whores
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Dec 13, 2015 10:01
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the first thing your gonna wanna do is take a class to get your firearms permit. Once you do that you need to go buy a revolver at a gun store, make sure u get a revolver, its immportant because they dont malfunction. Once you get that i suggest you buy some .38 special hollow points specifically hornady critical defense, for max brain damage. once you shoot yourself in the head with that you wont need to worry about dating or how melissa that cheating whore divorced you after 20+ years of marriage and didnt even send you a christmas card last year "faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart"
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Dec 13, 2015 10:04
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lmao
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Dec 13, 2015 16:13
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wle..l ;dD))
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Dec 13, 2015 16:24
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1. dont be the op 2. actually if you are reading this thread in gbs you are already doomed to die alone
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Dec 13, 2015 16:42
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Bring your hanzo steel to the date. This will prove that you are a faithful and honorable person, so she will not have any doubts about you. Offer to buy her dinner. When the time comes to actually pay for dinner, adamantly refuse to pay for her. Tell her this was never agreed and you said nothing of the sort. This will show you are "spontaneous and fun". As the two of you are leaving the restaurant, push her over and laugh. This will show you have a great sense of humor and women love that in a man!
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Dec 13, 2015 16:51
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"I dream one day to bang your mother and you at THE SAME TIME." Say this if she ever tries to tell you that you lack ambition.
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Dec 13, 2015 17:05
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be in good shape, fun and attentive if you in addition to this have a nice bass baritone and play guitar it's like playing with cheat codes, cheesy as all gently caress but super effective
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Dec 13, 2015 17:08
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moose face posted:Also be attractive and charming and good at sex being rich helps too E: holy poo poo beaten
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