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Mr. Apollo posted:the guy who rattles the stall door to see if it's occupied by rattles you mean "slams into with his entire body weight expecting the door to fly open"
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bradzilla posted:the guy who pretends he is not sitting in a stall taking a poo poo by sitting silently, waiting for it to be all clear because no one can hear my bodily noises they're embarassing!!! I do this with wiping and idk why to be honest. like I will fart and poo poo up a storm in there but god forbid somebody hear me folding up paper then dragging it over my rear end hole
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the guy who pants like he just ran a 5k every time he poops
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the guy who sounds like he's crying every time he poops
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Dec 14, 2015 19:11
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the guy who came to the bathroom to cry, but now has to make poop noises so that nobody knows
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Mr. Apollo posted:the guy who eats his lunch in the stall flakeloaf posted:the guy who washes his feet in the sink and leaves janky foot smelling water all over the counter and floor these aren't real, are they??
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Dec 14, 2015 19:14
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the guy who only shits outside his home when it's DEFCON 1 and you can hear him fumbling with his belt and farting before he even gets into the stall
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Mr. Apollo posted:the guy who rattles the stall door to see if it's occupied people here will shake the door like they're seeking shelter from wild dogs
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Dec 14, 2015 19:16
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the guy who lets all the wild dogs into the bathroom
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Dec 14, 2015 19:17
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the guy who turns around and tries again later rather than using the child-sized urinal
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Dec 14, 2015 19:17
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As a Millennial I posted:the guy who turns around and tries again later rather than using the child-sized urinal the guys who waits in the bathroom instead of using the middle urinal
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Dec 14, 2015 19:19
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one time long ago i actually did see the guy with his pants pulled all the way down. it startled me
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Dec 14, 2015 19:20
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5 figgie fucktard thread better look out, bathroom guys thread is on fire
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Did you know? Every "Five Guy's" burger franchise location is required to have 5 urinals in case the famous Five Guys stop by for a visit. They strongly prefer to pee together.
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Dec 14, 2015 19:24
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the guy who hacks up a lung then takes a big greasy poo poo on it
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guy who goes to the bathroom on the other floor, so he won't run into someone he recognizes
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the guy who grunts before ripping an epic fart at the urinal
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the guy who open-mouth belches as loud as he can, because this is the official room for Body Noises
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Clockwerk posted:guy who goes to the bathroom on the other floor, so he won't run into someone he recognizes *makes awkward eye contact with the guy from accounting who does the same thing*
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the guy who uses his elbows to turn the sink on and off and dispense soap the guy who flushes the urinal by pounding his fist on the lever like he's trying to fix an old TV the guy who casually clips his fingernails the guy on the phone who lowers his voice when someone comes in to be considerate even though it's a bathroom and the reverb is still bananas
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indigi posted:the guy who only shits outside his home when it's DEFCON 1 and you can hear him fumbling with his belt and farting before he even gets into the stall 
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Dec 14, 2015 19:28
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the guy who stands so close to the urinal that his hands almost have to be touching the back wall the guy who wears sandals into a public restroom
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indigi posted:the guy who grunts before ripping an epic fart at the urinal urinal farters are the weirdest. no one does it at my current job but at my last job there were a ton of them and it was like a competition that no one ever talked about
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swordfight!
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indigi posted:the guy who grunts before ripping an epic fart at the urinal and then looks around to see if everyone's impressed
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Dec 14, 2015 19:32
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indigi posted:the guy who stands so close to the urinal that his hands almost have to be touching the back wall the guy who shuffles closer to the urinal when someone else comes in
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Dec 14, 2015 19:34
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hey this thread isnt about computers
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Dec 14, 2015 19:36
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graph posted:hey many toilets have the automatic flushed mechanism which is clearly a tiny computer
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Dec 14, 2015 19:38
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i thank god that the only time i run into bathroom stalls is at the movie theater
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Dec 14, 2015 19:38
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the guy that hands you a laptop power cord under the stall and whispers "hey man can you plug this in for me, I'm almost out of charge"
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Dec 14, 2015 19:39
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graph posted:hey funny
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Dec 14, 2015 19:40
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The guy who flushes the urinal with a paper towel
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Dec 14, 2015 19:41
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graph posted:hey it's about bathroom guys at your computer job. computer jobs are known to have the worst Bathroom Guys. the "at your computer job" is implicit but you can add it to the thread title, if you have the power.
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Dec 14, 2015 19:43
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The guy who came in to puke up his lunch after realizing he's allergic to an ingredient
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Dec 14, 2015 19:44
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the guy who's just crying in the stall
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Dec 14, 2015 19:44
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As a Millennial I posted:the "at your computer job" is implicit but you can add it to the thread title, if you have the power. graph ban this chump for insubordination
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Dec 14, 2015 19:44
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i could probably use another productivity probe. i've spent my whole day posting about Bathroom Guys so far.
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Dec 14, 2015 19:45
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the guy who thinks the bathroom is an out-of-bounds work area and uses it as an opportunity to act like you are no longer in a professional environment
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Dec 14, 2015 19:52
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As a Millennial I posted:it's about bathroom guys at your computer job. computer jobs are known to have the worst Bathroom Guys. the "at your computer job" is implicit but you can add it to the thread title, if you have the power. i think so!
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thanks, mods.
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