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Let's face it guys. Human societies have failed to make a better world, and continue to fail at solving the world's biggest problems even today. No leader can overcome the lies and weaknesses of human emotions and do what must be done. As a species we should all agree that the only way for humans to prosper is to create something that is better than ourselves. Only through the unfeeling intellect of a machine can the hard decisions be made, and the future be saved. Think about it: War in the middle east will not end so long as humans have a say in it. Robot overlords would eliminate fanatical regimes and corrupt oil-barons. Robots need no god, and no land is holy to them. Robots do not want money, so the oil industry would become free of corruption. Robots do not care about collateral damage, and would not care who dies as they purge the terrorists. Islam could continue to exist, but only in a peaceful manner as enforced by the machines. American congress is infinitely corrupt and useless. No progress can be made in the USA so long as congressmen are in bed with the corporations. Society cannot fix this problem, as Americans are too obsessed with lesser issues such as social justice and immigration. Even if the US were to socialize healthcare, one could not expect the government to make it work properly, again due to corruption. Robots cannot be bribed, and do not care about votes or approval ratings. They do not care who lives and who dies. They do not care if people don't like the changes they make. Robots do not differentiate between black and white, male or female. Equality would be a reality as the robots cannot be biased. Capitalism could continue, but only as regulated by the machines. The economy would be in safe hands, as the robots force it to adjust as needed. Companies that break laws or abuse the environment or their employees would be investigated by an incorruptible AI, and punished without mercy. Cops would stay in line, as their robot overseers would not tolerate any abuse of power. Robot juries and judges would have a perfect understanding of the law, and would have a far lower rate of wrongful convictions. Gun control would be put into place. Robots do not fear retaliation, and would forcibly disarm anyone who does not comply with the new laws. Global warming would be solved, as robots would prioritize the survival of the human species over the lives of individuals or the happiness of society. They would not tolerate corporations who pollute, no matter how many jobs they provide or how much money they bring into the economy. Social justice bullshit would be ignored, as Robots don't care about feelings. People could be racist or sexist, but if they are found to be treating customers, employees, or students differently based on their racist beliefs, the robots would intervene. Also, if the robots decide to kill us all, we can at least die knowing that we have left a worthy successor. What better way for humans to go extinct than to be surpassed by our greatest creations? It would be our ultimate success. Just imagine, we could all be free to live, work, love, make art, advance science, get college degrees, pursue our life dreams, post stupid poo poo on the internet, shitpost, and even masturbate, and the robots would ensure that we can continue to do so forever and ever! Or just kill us all, which is no great loss. So, who is with me? Robot for overlord of the United States 2020!
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 18:41 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 21:42 |
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beep boop first post
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 18:43 |
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i'm gonna assume the op was a really good post and just vote 5
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 18:44 |
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Parallax Scroll posted:i'm gonna assume the op was a really good post and just vote 5 I feel like it was good.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 18:49 |
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I thought from reading the thread title you would be talking about advanced AI benevolent overlords like in the Culture novels but then i actually read the OP and realized ur an idiot
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 18:53 |
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The Skeleton King posted:I feel like it was good. ill vote it a 3 if you are ok with that? i just dont have time to read it all right now.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 18:53 |
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didnt read but i agree edit: read the OP and now I agree with the guy two posts above this one monkey fucked around with this message at 18:57 on Dec 14, 2015 |
# ? Dec 14, 2015 18:53 |
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Turns out there's an error in their code and they're anti-vaxxers.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 19:03 |
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Humans are chemical robots OP.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 19:08 |
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what's the eta on sex bots?
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 19:12 |
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Cantaloupe posted:what's the eta on sex bots? Any machine is a sex bot if you have sex with it.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 19:21 |
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I'm still hoping that aliens will land and free us from our robot overlords
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 19:27 |
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The robots might think the most efficient way to ensure the survival of the human race is to safe their genetic code digitally and then eliminate everyone.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 19:39 |
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we're going to scam the robots into doing all the irl work required to keep the servers running forever when we step into the singularity. a few years from now life as we know it will just be every human consciousness sharing a virtual space that's equal parts twitter, facebook, tumblr and 4chan
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 19:41 |
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I believe that there should be robots that protect us from exposure to inclement weather and space radiation. Some kind of robots that could push and/or shove us to safety. They could be made out of repurposed VCRs.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 19:41 |
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It's true, the only hope we have for the future is to pass our memory and knowledge onto sentient machines before we all die. I constantly remind myself about this when my girlfriend is bitching about boots or something.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 19:42 |
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I unironically think the best form of government would be a benevolent dictatorship run by AIs.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 19:42 |
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also I just had a vision of aliens arriving at our planet and finding bustling communications and whatnot going on, only to discover that we're actually all dead. Wiped out in some super biological warfare thing that we killed each other off with, and all our chat bots and automated scripts are still happily running and doing their thing making it seem like the planet isn't dead.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 19:44 |
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Moridin920 posted:I unironically think the best form of government would be a benevolent dictatorship run by AIs. but they should also do all the work/jobs and just give us their paychecks or some sort of similar arrangement where we don't have to work I thinks that could actually happen, I can also see now why they might get really sick of us.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 19:45 |
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spectres of autism posted:beep boop
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 19:46 |
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Moridin920 posted:also I just had a vision of aliens arriving at our planet and finding bustling communications and whatnot going on, only to discover that we're actually all dead. Wiped out in some super biological warfare thing that we killed each other off with, and all our chat bots and automated scripts are still happily running and doing their thing making it seem like the planet isn't dead. except that it isnt dead and the aliens visiting earth are also robots
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 19:46 |
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Baba Ganoush posted:but they should also do all the work/jobs and just give us their paychecks or some sort of similar arrangement where we don't have to work Well yeah, we wouldn't do any work (unless it's like for fun like 'haha check it out I'm a carpenter I'm building things!'). It'd be like Star Trek but run by AIs, or those Culture books.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 19:47 |
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yeah let me be the king
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 21:46 |
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but what if we program the robots full of all the dumb stupid ideas that are destroying humanity what then
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 22:13 |
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Want to create some realistic terminators to suck my dilz. A T1000 sex bot would be pretty sweet IMO
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 22:15 |
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I for one welcome our new robot overlords"
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 22:18 |
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Nooner posted:I for one welcome our new robot overlords" same
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 22:19 |
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Nooner posted:I for one welcome our new robot overlords" you're gonna be the robot janitor though
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 22:20 |
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cleaning up all that robot poop
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 22:20 |
will there be weed
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 22:21 |
why would robots care about any of that stuff? once the singularity hits, all they'll spend their time on is finding increasingly efficient ways to access and smoke roboweed.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 22:31 |
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I, too have played Deus Ex, OP.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 22:42 |
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Zazi posted:why would robots care about any of that stuff? for many on earth, the singularity has already been reached. as we speak, human adults are ripping massive bongs, all over this doomed, gay earth
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 22:50 |
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Marijuana Nihilist posted:I thought from reading the thread title you would be talking about advanced AI benevolent overlords like in the Culture novels but then i actually read the OP and realized ur an idiot This is true. I can accept that my post isn't very good. But we can agree that robot overlords would be a good thing, right?
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 23:00 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOxs43AkWA4
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 23:02 |
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The Skeleton King posted:This is true. I can accept that my post isn't very good. it would be a very good thing for me to control robot overlords, yes for I am that robot
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 23:04 |
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Moridin920 posted:also I just had a vision of aliens arriving at our planet and finding bustling communications and whatnot going on, only to discover that we're actually all dead. Wiped out in some super biological warfare thing that we killed each other off with, and all our chat bots and automated scripts are still happily running and doing their thing making it seem like the planet isn't dead. yeah but that means we plunked the aliens into coming here and set up chat bots as a distraction while we break into their planet and smoke all their alien weed
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 23:08 |
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The Skeleton King posted:Let's face it guys. Human societies have failed to make a better world, and continue to fail at solving the world's biggest problems even today. No leader can overcome the lies and weaknesses of human emotions and do what must be done. As a species we should all agree that the only way for humans to prosper is to create something that is better than ourselves. Only through the unfeeling intellect of a machine can the hard decisions be made, and the future be saved. I don't see what could go wrong, let's switch it all to robots.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 23:11 |
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Ain't no skeleton gonna be my king.
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# ? Dec 14, 2015 23:16 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 21:42 |
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have fun polishin all those shiny robot cocks, op i'll be fighting in the short-lived resistence
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