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Dec 14, 2015 20:10
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This Jacket Is Me posted:If you have nuts on your chest, are they chestnuts? It depends. What kind of nuts are they. Just because they're on your chest does not change the organic makeup of said nuts.
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Dec 14, 2015 20:12
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dad gay. so what posted:another fun thought experiment is to imagine yourself at the bottom of the sea in a bathysphere minding your own business when suddenly a metal cage full of penthouse magazines appears on the sea floor. as you extend your bathysphere's grappling hook to retrieve and jack off to the magazines, you find yourself trapped in the cage and violently pulled to the surface. as your b-sphere is roughly deposited on a whaling vessels deck, burly men take a blowtorch to it and extract you and throw you in a cell where you die of the bends. That is an interesting thought experiment. Also interesting are giant octopuses that come up from the ocean and camouflage themselves as writhing masses of naked human bodies, but when you reach out to touch the slimy orgy it suddenly reverts back into a bunch of tentacles and then you are octopus food. The octopus then uses your bones a sort of armature to make the camouflage even more convincing for the next person.
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Dec 14, 2015 20:14
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monkey posted:The prize is PMs so you are very stupid, but also very eligible. 
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Dec 14, 2015 20:14
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monkey posted:That is an interesting thought experiment. Also interesting are giant octopuses that come up from the ocean and camouflage themselves as writhing masses of naked human bodies, but when you reach out to touch the slimy orgy it suddenly reverts back into a bunch of tentacles and then you are octopus food. The octopus then uses your bones a sort of armature to make the camouflage even more convincing for the next person. HillaryClintonCampaign.txt
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Dec 14, 2015 20:15
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monkey posted:That is an interesting thought experiment. Also interesting are giant octopuses that come up from the ocean and camouflage themselves as writhing masses of naked human bodies, but when you reach out to touch the slimy orgy it suddenly reverts back into a bunch of tentacles and then you are octopus food. The octopus then uses your bones a sort of armature to make the camouflage even more convincing for the next person. And you see a girl's brown body dancing through the turquoise, And her footprints make you follow where the sky loves the sea. And when your fingers find her, she drowns you in her body, Carving deep blue ripples in the tissues of your mind.
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Dec 14, 2015 20:16
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Dec 14, 2015 20:17
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nullEntityRNG posted:It depends. What kind of nuts are they. Just because they're on your chest does not change the organic makeup of said nuts. NO BITCH IT MEANS U HAVE A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH LOL LMAO
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Dec 14, 2015 20:17
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piss
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Dec 14, 2015 20:18
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I think all the funny posters already have platinum
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Dec 14, 2015 20:20
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ArtIsResistance posted:I think all the funny posters already have platinum Diner's Club issues a Platinum Card now?
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Dec 14, 2015 20:21
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you thought the leaden winter would bring you down forever, but you rode upon a steamer to the violence of the sun
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Dec 14, 2015 20:22
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ArtIsResistance posted:I think all the funny posters already have platinum Yeah, not the 'haha'-funny ones though
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Dec 14, 2015 20:22
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funny post
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Dec 14, 2015 20:23
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a grape is a fruit that you can eat in many ways dried fermented juiced raw cooked distilled it makes a good meal in many a way and can be used in baking, winemaking, and as a bad mascot the california razin is typically found in central california and wears sungalsses white shoes and plays jazz this jazz can be jazz fusion or even light jazz played softly on th emoon they even have a vdieo game a tv show and an xmas special, how timely! but what is most amaing about the humbe california rasin is that it tastes so goood but its racist the rasins are protraed as black men or men of colour simply beacuas they are purple an dplay jazz it is a hate ful staeroe type that i dont like and hsouldnt be tolaraded in this day an dage
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Dec 14, 2015 20:29
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i already got plat OP, 
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Dec 14, 2015 20:30
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Something is wrong op, I didn't get the upgrade yet
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Dec 14, 2015 20:42
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Buy me plat now and I'll PM you a pic of me dick and then you'll really lol
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Dec 14, 2015 20:49
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buy me a soda and try and try to molest me in the parking lot
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Dec 14, 2015 20:51
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dad gay. so what posted:buy me a soda and try and try to molest me in the parking lot Soda man molested you?
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Dec 14, 2015 20:52
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EugeneJ posted:Soda man molested you? i was talkin to peachy peach about kissy kiss
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Dec 14, 2015 20:53
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dad gay. so what posted:i was talkin to peachy peach about kissy kiss you messed with the peach, now you get the fuzz
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Dec 14, 2015 20:55
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Dec 14, 2015 20:57
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Dec 14, 2015 20:58
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dad gay. so what posted:i was talkin to peachy peach about kissy kiss I could see you actually being Frank Black
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Dec 14, 2015 21:03
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null posted:I could see you actually being Frank Black stranger things have been suggested 
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Dec 14, 2015 21:04
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http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1234529240_dog_jumps_out_of_moving_car.webm
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Dec 14, 2015 21:07
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the golden retriever is a metaphor for donald trump, try to guess who the black dog represents
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Dec 14, 2015 21:07
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I was gonna say that there was no chance of a funny post in this thread but drat if that dog gif didn't make me laugh.
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Dec 14, 2015 21:10
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Dec 14, 2015 21:16
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Dec 14, 2015 21:35
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Dec 14, 2015 21:41
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I would try this but I only tell chemistry jokes. Periodically.
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Dec 14, 2015 21:53
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ElectricSheep posted:I would try this but I only tell chemistry jokes. Jesus, your a Bohr
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Dec 14, 2015 22:17
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Free username for you: Juan Tuthri Like 1 2 3 Had that brilliant idea in high school You're welcome
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Dec 14, 2015 22:25
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Dec 14, 2015 22:30
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Butts. There, I said it.
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Dec 14, 2015 23:09
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someone post that goatzboy was here image that really made a killing in that other thread lol ywia for your free plat upgrade
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Dec 14, 2015 23:13
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my penis
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Dec 14, 2015 23:14
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we will be old men before u grace one of us with your forums upgrade, son................ nobody here is funny!!!! at all!!
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Dec 14, 2015 23:15
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