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sing the song "feliz navidad" to yourself but instead of singing "i want to wish you a merry christmas" sing "i want to wish you a fairy christmas"
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alternately, sing the song "welcome to the jungle" using the lyrics "welcome to my butthole" i think you will be in for a pleasant surprise...
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Dec 14, 2015 19:58
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another good thing to do would be to pronounce the word "shiitake" (as in the mushroom) as "poo poo-ache" (as in "ugh i have a poo poo ache i need to poo poo so bad")
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Dec 14, 2015 20:00
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another fun thought experiment is to imagine yourself at the bottom of the sea in a bathysphere minding your own business when suddenly a metal cage full of penthouse magazines appears on the sea floor. as you extend your bathysphere's grappling hook to retrieve and jack off to the magazines, you find yourself trapped in the cage and violently pulled to the surface. as your b-sphere is roughly deposited on a whaling vessels deck, burly men take a blowtorch to it and extract you and throw you in a cell where you die of the bends.
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Dec 14, 2015 20:05
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monkey posted:I did this in that other thread and it was very funny yes. I was singing it to myself all day. huh?
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Dec 14, 2015 20:09
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monkey posted:That is an interesting thought experiment. Also interesting are giant octopuses that come up from the ocean and camouflage themselves as writhing masses of naked human bodies, but when you reach out to touch the slimy orgy it suddenly reverts back into a bunch of tentacles and then you are octopus food. The octopus then uses your bones a sort of armature to make the camouflage even more convincing for the next person. And you see a girl's brown body dancing through the turquoise, And her footprints make you follow where the sky loves the sea. And when your fingers find her, she drowns you in her body, Carving deep blue ripples in the tissues of your mind.
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Dec 14, 2015 20:16
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you thought the leaden winter would bring you down forever, but you rode upon a steamer to the violence of the sun
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Dec 14, 2015 20:22
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buy me a soda and try and try to molest me in the parking lot
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Dec 14, 2015 20:51
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EugeneJ posted:Soda man molested you? i was talkin to peachy peach about kissy kiss
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Dec 14, 2015 20:53
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null posted:I could see you actually being Frank Black stranger things have been suggested 
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Dec 14, 2015 21:04
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who won?
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Dec 16, 2015 22:05
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monkey posted:Nobody yet. you should give it to jerry mumphrey because he is very sick 
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Dec 16, 2015 22:18
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monkey posted:Sick in the head you mean? What is wrong with him? no he ate a bad magpie earlier and he is on the fritz
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Dec 16, 2015 22:21
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monkey posted:Well I have pneumonia so he gets no sympathy special treatment from me. First of those guys to post an address wins. you are so cruel
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Dec 16, 2015 22:24
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