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I just bought a gift certificate to give someone platinum because I wanted to ask them something via PM but I'm an idiot and didn't read the fine print which says that you need to already have a way to contact the recipient privately to give them the gift code. The question wasn't that important anyway, so instead I want to give away plat as a xmas present to the first person who makes a post in this thread that is properly funny. Since there is  on the line I guess that makes it a contest, so here are the contest rules: * Only open to those who do not already have plat * Funny means funny enough to make me laugh out loud, not a smirk or a snigger or a chuckle, I want a proper guffaw. * MSPaints are encouraged but not mandatory. * I'm not clicking any youtube videos or other external links. * Winner will have to provide an email address to send the gift code to, but you can just make a temp address or whatever. * Gift cert is for platinum upgrade only, it's already bought and can't be exchanged. Good luck everyone!
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Moridin920 posted:I don't have PMs so it seems I am also not eligible so The prize is PMs so you are very stupid, but also very eligible. This is the funniest post so far, on a scale of eye-roll to guffaw it got almost a smile.
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Dec 14, 2015 19:40
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don't loving doxx me
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dad gay. so what posted:alternately, sing the song "welcome to the jungle" using the lyrics "welcome to my butthole" i think you will be in for a pleasant surprise... I did this in that other thread and it was very funny yes. I was singing it to myself all day. I'm going to go take a nap now, will check back later.
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Dec 14, 2015 20:05
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dad gay. so what posted:another fun thought experiment is to imagine yourself at the bottom of the sea in a bathysphere minding your own business when suddenly a metal cage full of penthouse magazines appears on the sea floor. as you extend your bathysphere's grappling hook to retrieve and jack off to the magazines, you find yourself trapped in the cage and violently pulled to the surface. as your b-sphere is roughly deposited on a whaling vessels deck, burly men take a blowtorch to it and extract you and throw you in a cell where you die of the bends. That is an interesting thought experiment. Also interesting are giant octopuses that come up from the ocean and camouflage themselves as writhing masses of naked human bodies, but when you reach out to touch the slimy orgy it suddenly reverts back into a bunch of tentacles and then you are octopus food. The octopus then uses your bones a sort of armature to make the camouflage even more convincing for the next person.
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Dec 14, 2015 20:14
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Enfield posted:anyway heres my funny post: what do you call a pair of crows? an attempted murder. haha This is the new funniest post so far, but Enfield has plat already. Viruswithshoes posted:
This one ran second, I didn't laugh, but I made one of those nose fart sounds, like a stifled snigger. Come on platless goons, I know you can do better.
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Dec 15, 2015 09:57
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Don't make people beg for poo poo man, that is decidedly unchill. Don't want anyone to beg, just want to see a funny post on a comedy forum.
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Dec 15, 2015 10:55
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I'm not gonna lie, this thread was pretty disappointing. A couple of "pff"s at best, not even a "heh", let alone a "haha" Still, I have the plat to give away and I'm gonna get rid of it one way or another. Maybe I need to make it a bit easier: Free plat upgrade for whoever comes up with the best idea for a competition thread where the prize is a free plat upgrade. Got it? I'm letting you make up your own rules. Don't think I could make it any easier.
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Dec 16, 2015 14:10
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dad gay. so what posted:who won? Nobody yet. The following posters posted something kinda funny: EugeneJ Horniest Manticore Jerry Mumphrey Hector Beerlioz gary oldmans diary I will give it to the first one of those to claim it by posting an email address i can send the certificate code to.
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Dec 16, 2015 22:15
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Sick in the head you mean? What is wrong with him?
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Dec 16, 2015 22:20
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Well I have pneumonia so he gets no sympathy special treatment from me. First of those guys to post an address wins.
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Dec 16, 2015 22:24
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dad gay. so what posted:you are so cruel If you love Jerry Mumphrey so much you could PM him and tell him to post itt. oh wait
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Dec 16, 2015 22:27
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Jfc I read the ENTIRE snake story To bad the contest is already over, you would've won.
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