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Motorists hate our freedoms! We should pre-emptively let their tires down: it's self defense.
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-purchases bicycle -car magically vanishes in a puff of smoke because apparently you can't own both a car and a bicycle? -police interrogation "do you own both a car and a bicycle??" "No of course not officer sir that is both illegal and some thing something law of physics car vanished like stated in previous joke" -car man (fat lovely poo baby) *eats hamburger*  millenials
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Dec 16, 2015 22:38
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*rides 45 km at tempo on flat terrain* *drinks 3 pints and eats a cheeseburger and fries after ride* *complains to coach that you arnt getting faster*
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Dec 16, 2015 22:51
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fat tire/beach bike owners should be exterminated
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Dec 16, 2015 22:56
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Thin Privilege posted:I'm a biker and I don't follow traffic laws even though I'm legally supposed to do so! "I don't understand how the real world works becasue im a terrible shut in and dont own a bike or car"  THanks 4 your input
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Dec 16, 2015 23:07
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Jastiger posted:Because we know the 10 secrets their car insurer/mechanic/dealer doesn't want them to know! I pay ~50$ a month for insurance between my 325i, 4Runner, motorcycle, and scooter. I do my own maintenance on all four, and my two-wheeled vehicles are actually capable of driving on roads.
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Dec 16, 2015 23:31
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somuch_gravy posted:"I don't understand how the real world works becasue im a terrible shut in and dont own a bike or car" Actually I own both and when I ride my bike I follow traffic rules because I'm not a stupid rear end in a top hat.
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Dec 16, 2015 23:32
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Thin Privilege posted:Actually I own both and when I ride my bike I follow traffic rules because I'm not a stupid rear end in a top hat. Noooooo! You're going to ruin the narrative.
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Dec 16, 2015 23:34
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Thin Privilege posted:Actually I own both and when I ride my bike I follow traffic rules because I'm not a stupid rear end in a top hat post pics :3 lets talk about bikes and cars
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Dec 16, 2015 23:34
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revmoo posted:I pay ~50$ a month for insurance between my 325i, 4Runner, motorcycle, and scooter. I do my own maintenance on all four, and my two-wheeled vehicles are actually capable of driving on roads. You just listed the gayest possible combo of vehicles.
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Dec 16, 2015 23:37
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BigBoss posted:You just listed the gayest possible combo of vehicles. Post your modes of transport
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Dec 16, 2015 23:41
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Not sure if point but that is probably a ghost bike, aka memorial for someone who died there.
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Dec 16, 2015 23:58
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BigBoss posted:You just listed the gayest possible combo of vehicles. 
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Dec 16, 2015 23:59
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somuch_gravy posted:post pics :3 lets talk about bikes and cars Nothing special, I have a hybrid bike and a Toyota. Both were reasonably priced and reliable.
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Dec 17, 2015 00:04
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revmoo posted:Post your modes of transport  
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Dec 17, 2015 00:25
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naem posted:-purchases bicycle same
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Dec 17, 2015 01:45
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I'm going to demand right of way on the road and sidewalk at switch between them seemingly at random. Oh yeah I'm also going to wear an all-black spandex outfit on an all-black bike in winter so I'm completely invisible during evening rush hour.
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Dec 17, 2015 01:57
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Cyclists on roads are at worst, inconsiderate and mildly annoying. Cyclists on shared trails are loving awful and the more they ring their little bells the more I want to just stand there and keep fishing. Even the loving horse people are less annoying.
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Dec 17, 2015 02:17
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DreamShipWrecked posted:I wonder how self driving cars are going to deal with places like New York, where the road signs for pedestrians are "white man says walk, red hand says also walk, you have places to be, gently caress everyone else" Those Google cars yield to pedestrians, so expect complete standstill gridlock as pedestrians rule the streets. Of course those cars do allow for driver override, so feel free to run over all those  pedestrians!
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Dec 17, 2015 02:45
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Speaking of which I hate joggers that run in the middle of the road when there's a perfectly good sidewalk ten feet over.
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Dec 17, 2015 02:46
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bongwizzard posted:Cyclists on roads are at worst, inconsiderate and mildly annoying. Cyclists on shared trails are loving awful and the more they ring their little bells the more I want to just stand there and keep fishing. Even the loving horse people are less annoying. You deserve death for standing in the middle of a path "fishing".
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Dec 17, 2015 03:50
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*uploads 'near miss' in indignant rage* *video shows cyclist blown by slipstream from semi truck as it passes completely on the wrong side to avoid them on narrow highway ill suited to riding*
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Dec 17, 2015 06:48
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bongwizzard posted:Cyclists on roads are at worst, inconsiderate and mildly annoying. Cyclists on shared trails are loving awful and the more they ring their little bells the more I want to just stand there and keep fishing. Even the loving horse people are less annoying. Oh god you're one of those guys that fish from a major highway bridge
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Dec 17, 2015 07:02
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncQsBzI-JHc
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:Oh god you're one of those guys that fish from a major highway bridge bongwizzard posted:Cyclists on shared trails are loving awful ?????
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Dec 17, 2015 12:20
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bongwizzard posted:Cyclists on roads are at worst, inconsiderate and mildly annoying. Cyclists on shared trails are loving awful and the more they ring their little bells the more I want to just stand there and keep fishing. Even the loving horse people are less annoying. 
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Dec 17, 2015 12:39
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bongwizzard posted:Even the loving horse people are less annoying. I hate cyclists too but lets not go crazy here
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Dec 17, 2015 13:35
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From what I have been reading... we just need an inch more anarchy in America before we start putting bounties on bicyclists. Most hated group since southerners, it seems.
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Dec 17, 2015 13:55
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i wil be honest with you though, as a cyclist im aware of how poo poo some people are at riding bikes i.e run red lights, bike fast on pavements etc etc but there's just as many awful awful drivers.
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Dec 17, 2015 14:37
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*Injects pure oxygen and bull gonad extract directly into my left testicle just like my hero "drugged up biking man"*
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Dec 17, 2015 14:39
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Forget cyclists, pedestrians that cross the road when they shouldn't be, and taking their sweet rear end time doing it. Just wanna slowly bump into them to knock them over.
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Dec 17, 2015 14:46
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lmao this anti-helmet stuff is certainly new to me. What will goons be contrary about next? I've smashed two myself and watched my friend shatter his into billion pieces, I shudder to think what would have happened to our skulls if we'd been following gbs wisdom.
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Dec 17, 2015 19:54
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Booblord Zagats posted:I hate cyclists too but lets not go crazy here If the horse people were trying to take the trail at a gallop then maybe they would be as annoying. My issue with cyclists is that sometimes we are sharing a one foot wide trail with rules explicitly stating who has right of way (hint, it is never cyclists) and I have never encountered a cyclist who didn't seem to think it was their right to never slow down. Honestly I am a huge fan of the idea that the slow should make way for the fast but it would be like me insisting on driving at a steady 80mph on a windy country road where I was pretty sure people would be riding.
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Dec 17, 2015 20:21
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opus111 posted:lmao this anti-helmet stuff is certainly new to me. What will goons be contrary about next? I've smashed two myself and watched my friend shatter his into billion pieces, I shudder to think what would have happened to our skulls if we'd been following gbs wisdom. Who's anti-helmet?
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Dec 17, 2015 20:27
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bongwizzard posted:If the horse people were trying to take the trail at a gallop then maybe they would be as annoying. My issue with cyclists is that sometimes we are sharing a one foot wide trail with rules explicitly stating who has right of way (hint, it is never cyclists) and I have never encountered a cyclist who didn't seem to think it was their right to never slow down. I mean as a whole package. Horse people are the loving worst
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opus111 posted:lmao this anti-helmet stuff is certainly new to me. What will goons be contrary about next? I've smashed two myself and watched my friend shatter his into billion pieces, I shudder to think what would have happened to our skulls if we'd been following gbs wisdom. Every single person (except me and kids, it seems like) who roller blade don't wear helmets. It's mind-boggling. The people without helmets I see are the ones on those bike share things http://bikeshare.com/
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Dec 17, 2015 21:10
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Man riding bikes is fun as gently caress. Except if you're that girl in Watch & Weight who was run over by two trucks, then it sucks. I got hit by one SUV and it paid off all my student loans. 
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Dec 17, 2015 21:18
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bongwizzard posted:horse people Booblord Zagats posted:Horse people 
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This would be preferable to the reality
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