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PhilippAchtel posted:*is this guy* dude looks nonplussed
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Linux Pirate posted:*wears $1000 tights like a dumb human being* I think that is to indicate 'I am riding this bike because I choose to, not because of my multiple DUIs'
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Dec 20, 2015 23:01
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City of Tampa posted:
At this point you may as well forget the pretense of a shirt and just go for trousers.
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Dec 20, 2015 23:29
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As a bike rider and a car driver I can confirm that car drivers are the bigger fuckheads. The cyclists who people get annoyed at are actually the dirty casual DUI ex drivers that have no clue. Check it out!
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Dec 20, 2015 23:39
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Bokito posted:* Lives in a civilized country where motor- and bicycle traffic is separated * this is triggering me by reminding me how bad america is. please stop.
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Dec 20, 2015 23:41
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notZaar posted:At this point you may as well forget the pretense of a shirt and just go for trousers. At this point he might as well join the Wu Tang clan because he ain't wearing nothin aside from their logo over the thing he fucks with.
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Dec 20, 2015 23:49
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gently caress these things and stop riding on the road with them. I don't want to kill your kid today thanks.
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Dec 20, 2015 23:53
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I'm a cyclist most of the time in a pretty busy city and I think 90% of the other cyclists I share a road with are trash and pray for them to be run down in the street after running every single red light ever.
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Dec 20, 2015 23:57
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That Works posted:I'm a cyclist most of the time in a pretty busy city and I think 90% of the other cyclists I share a road with are trash and pray for them to be run down in the street after running every single red light ever. Un-ironically this. A surprising number of cyclists act like entitled dicks. I feel like even one would ruin it for the rest of us.
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Dec 21, 2015 03:59
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It's fun when two grown adult men biking to work start unconsciously racing as one pulls ahead slightly, then the other, soon it's a desperate battle for supremacy as you shake your lean, scrawny, fit little wrists at each other
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Dec 21, 2015 04:03
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PhilippAchtel posted:*is this guy* This guy rids his bike to the local brewery get a pint and inquires as to which season of hops was used for this batch of ipa
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Dec 21, 2015 04:03
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Darth123123 posted:This guy rids his bike to the local brewery get a pint and inquires as to which season of hops was used for this batch of ipa He does it in a depressed monotone voice and is always alone, not seeming to derive any pleasure
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Dec 21, 2015 04:41
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God, I loving love riding side-by-side with my man-friend in a two foot wide bike lane. I'd look so stupid riding single file!
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Dec 21, 2015 05:00
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*shouting into drive through box* loving SERVE ME YOU RACIST FUCKS
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Dec 21, 2015 05:02
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Whoa, this seat is hard and uncomfortable. I'll get padded pants because the concept of a better seat is somehow beyond my reasoning skills.
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Dec 21, 2015 06:59
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*regularly rides upwards of 300k in a day, is super fit, races on the weekends* *looks like poo poo from a combination of being over 35, not doing any strength training whatsover, and spending an inordinate amount of time out in the sun*
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Dec 21, 2015 07:40
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I like riding! it's chill and cool!! here I go, a cyclist, on his bicycle!
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Dec 21, 2015 08:14
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You guys sure are angry about bikes. Around here there are dedicated lanes for biking. Biking is fun, cheap and good for your health!
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Dec 21, 2015 08:22
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Painting stripes around the gutter doesn't make it a bike lane.
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naem posted:It's fun when two grown adult men biking to work start unconsciously racing as one pulls ahead slightly, then the other, soon it's a desperate battle for supremacy as you shake your lean, scrawny, fit little wrists at each other There's really nothing lamer than when you go to overtake someone and they start speeding up.
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outerw posted:You guys sure are angry about bikes. Around here there are dedicated lanes for biking. Biking is fun, cheap and good for your health! *Gets angry at the young moms running with jogging strollers on the bike path. Wants to share the road, but that bike lane is loving ours!*
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Dec 21, 2015 11:15
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*takes three blocks to pass a bicyclist going 10* finally! *hits a red light* *biker straddles the lane, runs light* gently caress!
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Dec 21, 2015 11:44
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My grampa used to carry 2x4s in his car and break them over the backs of cyclists on the road. Those were the days.
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*is an aggressively retarded dumbass*
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He told me that any swings from the back of a truck crusing above 45mph would break the 2x4 and knock over the turd in the road. Anything below that wouldn't always break the 2x4 and instead always broke vertebrae.
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Dec 21, 2015 14:14
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amityville anus posted:He told me that any swings from the back of a truck crusing above 45mph would break the 2x4 and knock over the turd in the road. Anything below that wouldn't always break the 2x4 and instead always broke vertebrae. did your grandad lynch the blacks?
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Dec 21, 2015 14:17
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He wasn't convicted by his peers of anything of that sort, if that answers your question.
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Fitzy Fitz posted:gently caress these things and stop riding on the road with them. I don't want to kill your kid today thanks. That's one of the reasons why a car has a steering wheel. hth
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Dec 21, 2015 14:35
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amityville anus posted:He told me that any swings from the back of a truck crusing above 45mph would break the 2x4 and knock over the turd in the road. Anything below that wouldn't always break the 2x4 and instead always broke vertebrae. I hope you didn't inherit any violent psychopath genes from this man.
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Dec 21, 2015 14:50
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I look at bicyclists getting brutally murdered by riding amongst thousands of pounds of speeding steel the same way I look at animal trainers getting mauled by tigers and bears and poo poo. Yes it's a shame, but if you play Russian roulette enough you're gonna get shot sooner or later.
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Dec 21, 2015 15:57
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notZaar posted:I hope you didn't inherit any violent psychopath genes from this man. Don't worry I'm not gonna kill my way across country to kill you in your basement. You're protected.
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Dec 21, 2015 15:59
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Honky Dong Country posted:I look at bicyclists getting brutally murdered by riding amongst thousands of pounds of speeding steel the same way I look at animal trainers getting mauled by tigers and bears and poo poo. Yes it's a shame, but if you play Russian roulette enough you're gonna get shot sooner or later. yeaa.. agreed drivers are retarded animals that should be put up against a wall and shot
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hemale in pain posted:yeaa.. agreed drivers are retarded animals that should be put up against a wall and shot Doesn't matter who's at fault, you're still dead either way. Roads are dangerous as gently caress no matter what vehicle you choose. And since automobiles always win the bike vs. auto battle, bikes will always be the less safe choice.
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amityville anus posted:Don't worry I'm not gonna kill my way across country to kill you in your basement. You're protected. Jokes on you, my apartment is a single level ground floor joint.
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Honky Dong Country posted:Doesn't matter who's at fault, you're still dead either way. Roads are dangerous as gently caress no matter what vehicle you choose. And since automobiles always win the bike vs. auto battle, bikes will always be the less safe choice. thats why i dont leave my room
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Honky Dong Country posted:Doesn't matter who's at fault Agreed. Get rid of all laws and let's murderfuck eachother to the last human.
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crabcakes66 posted:Agreed. Get rid of all laws and let's murderfuck eachother to the last human. Is that really what you took away from me saying that it doesn't make much of a difference to a corpse which side of the encounter was the dumb rear end in a top hat?
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Well I just got turned into paste by a ton of steel going 45 mph, but hey the important thing is everybody knows that cars and their drivers are all 100% dumb because them knowing that makes me less dead.
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