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Yeah, it's 2am somewhere and you're browsing SA instead of doing your loving job. So let us see your night job. Me, I'm mining plastic in the frigid Canadian winter. It's cold as balls out here, and this poo poo is heavy.  Really putting that brilliant mind and diverse skill set to great use for the betterment of society, alright.
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Do your loving job hippy!
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Dec 15, 2015 10:07
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I work 12 hour night shifts filling category 5 cytotoxic cancer drugs into glass vials. PAPRs are not validated to be worn during aseptic fills, so you get exposed to all kinds of fun poo poo, even if you are wearing a bunny suit.
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Dec 15, 2015 10:07
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MrQwerty posted:I work 12 hour night shifts filling category 5 cytotoxic cancer drugs into glass vials. Your 12 hours is to produce drugs for the diseases I will inevitably develop from fume and dust exposure during my 12 hours. 
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Dec 15, 2015 10:12
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I'm a glorified file clerk and phone jockey for a place that sells heavy machinery parts on a 24 hour basis. If the machinery breaks down, the customers lose money so I get to answer three calls a night.
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Dec 15, 2015 10:57
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I break machine parts at my job which I just got home from
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Dec 15, 2015 11:01
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I'm monitoring the futures markets.
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Dec 15, 2015 11:02
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I work 12 hour shifts at a mill monitoring the production lines and I've got 45 minutes until I go home. Peace.
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Dec 15, 2015 11:14
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Railroad. It is snowing right now oh god please help, i haven't seen the sun in two months, I'm wiping my tears with all these wads of cash
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Dec 15, 2015 11:15
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Does driving a train pay good money? Is it super dangerous? Do you have to know anything?
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Dec 15, 2015 11:18
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Overnight concierge/valet at a really upscale residential building in probably the quietest part of town. Nearest Bar or club is a good 15 minute drive. Not that it matters since 80% of the residents were alive during World War 2 and they're in bed before I even start my shift. I get paid to play video games on my laptop and to buzz the newspaper guy in  I hate my job
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Dec 15, 2015 11:23
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Mining isn't typically the sort of job I'd associate with 'sufficient down-time for posting'. Are you idle much?
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Dec 15, 2015 11:23
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Jim Barris posted:Mining isn't typically the sort of job I'd associate with 'sufficient down-time for posting'. Are you idle much? He's one of the lazy workers that stand around while his co-workers work their asses off.
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Dec 15, 2015 11:24
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:He's one of the lazy workers that stand around while his co-workers work their asses off. and then later they beat him with a bag full of soap?
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Dec 15, 2015 11:27
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ScrubLeague posted:Does driving a train pay good money? Is it super dangerous? Do you have to know anything? Very good money, over $80k just to sit on your rear end, if you're on the road. It can be dangerous, people die occasionally, but if you have the mental capacity of an insect (or greater), death is easily avoidable. Don't step between trains, don't fall off of things, don't drink on the job, etc. Everything moves at a snail's pace.. no previous knowledge required, but be prepared to get furloughed often for the first few years. Pretty sweet job
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Dec 15, 2015 11:29
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:He's one of the lazy workers that stand around while his co-workers work their asses off. It's a slow night over here, just finished feeding granola to our german monster that shits out floor tiles. Always feed your injection press a balanced diet with plenty of fiber, kids! 
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Dec 15, 2015 12:03
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I went to college and made connections
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Dec 15, 2015 12:07
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Robo Reagan posted:I went to college and made connections So how is the gloryhole whore trade working out for you?
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Dec 15, 2015 12:08
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i sit and watch a server that does loto transactions and make sure it doesn't gently caress up
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Dec 15, 2015 12:10
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:So how is the gloryhole whore trade working out for you? Great, I've been making a killing since I hired your mom
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Dec 15, 2015 12:11
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I'm a police, fire, ems dispatcher in a small New England town.
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Dec 15, 2015 12:13
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System admin for a medium sized company. Answer calls for our internal employees overseas, and idiots who should be in bed. It's like babysitting dumb people. Pay is lousy and the commute is 45 minutes each way, I need to find other work
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Dec 15, 2015 12:17
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I stock overnight at Target It's pretty fun actually
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Dec 15, 2015 12:26
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nullEntityRNG posted:Pay is lousy and the commute is 45 minutes each way, I need to find other work I'm riding a motorcycle in Canada for 20 minutes each way, to make 15/hr while they refuse to pay my overtime, if it's any consolation. :v Thread needs more poo poo job pictures. Let us bask in the glory of your workplace while the rest of the goons sleep. Rime fucked around with this message at 12:35 on Dec 15, 2015 |
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Dec 15, 2015 12:30
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Overnight fraud analyst. I check problem accounts to make sure it's not a stolen identity or some prick committing money laundering. Mostly slow and no customer interactions.
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Dec 15, 2015 12:43
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I work the night shift alone at a pretty good hotel. Please stop checking in so late, you fuckers. I just want to watch movies and browse SA on my laptop.
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Dec 15, 2015 12:46
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I monitor and repair the network/tolling equipment on a major highway 
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Dec 15, 2015 13:10
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I work at a sort of apartment complex for the homeless except they aren't homeless because they live here. I get to talk to police and EMTs a lot
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Dec 15, 2015 13:20
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 Gaining five pounds as we speak 
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Dec 15, 2015 13:23
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I'm an academic but I find sunlight and casual city noises too distracting, so I only write between midnight and 6 am
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Dec 15, 2015 13:23
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I work 12 hour night shifts as a Logistics Coordinator. I work 1/2 the days of the year for salary/health insurance/a bonus. Tomorrow is my Friday. Day shift is a bunch of bitches who talk poo poo. Night shift is hilarious because it's all the people who can't get a long with day crew, yet somehow we are all get a long with each other. I love my job and love working nights.
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Dec 15, 2015 13:25
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Yomofo posted:I work 12 hour night shifts as a Logistics Coordinator. I work 1/2 the days of the year for salary/health insurance/a bonus. Tomorrow is my Friday. Day shift is a bunch of bitches who talk poo poo. Night shift is hilarious because it's all the people who can't get a long with day crew, yet somehow we are all get a long with each other. I love my job and love working nights. gently caress the day crew, imo
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Dec 15, 2015 13:27
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I work 9-6 (pm) M-F at a well known on demand start up in NYC. We have free meals and snacks.
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Dec 15, 2015 13:33
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Dec 15, 2015 13:41
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10 hour overnight in a group home for 8 teens with developmental disabilities and special needs. I clean the house, do a lot of laundry for kids who piss everywhere while wearing diapers anyways, and they all have to be at school by 9am which is when my shift ends, so I have to wake em up, shower, dress, feed and get them all ready, and mind you some of these fuckers are super picky eaters or steal food, meanwhile coordinating the two different bus pick-up times for those that go off our campus for school, then walk those that go to our school. ive mopped up more piss and poo poo than any preschool teacher, some of the tards like to suddenly get violent and literally try to kill you, ive been sexually assaulted even more than straight up slapped (very frequent, im a small female and they're sexually aggravated a lot), and ive caught several nasty as poo poo illnesses from these walking petri dishes like the flu that turned into bronchitis and put me in the hospital last christmas eve and loving pink eye.... im underpaid because my state is broke and hates social services. sometimes it's fine and the kids are good, but most of the time i just want to go curl up in my bed and hide under a blanket and get a regular-ish social life again.
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Dec 15, 2015 13:45
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Away all Goats posted:what game is this spyro 2
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Dec 15, 2015 13:52
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IT at a newspaper. I'm just here in case something goes wrong. 99% of the problems can be fixed remotely but the boss thinks you should be AT WORK so I sit here waiting for the phone to ring. The phone never rings.
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Dec 15, 2015 13:53
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Yomofo posted:I work 12 hour night shifts as a Logistics Coordinator. I work 1/2 the days of the year for salary/health insurance/a bonus. Tomorrow is my Friday. Day shift is a bunch of bitches who talk poo poo. Night shift is hilarious because it's all the people who can't get a long with day crew, yet somehow we are all get a long with each other. I love my job and love working nights. When you stick a dozen miserable assholes and I'll assume drunks together, they tend to get along pretty easy because there's no wimps around to call them out on being a jerk.
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Dec 15, 2015 14:14
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The American Dream posted:When you stick a dozen miserable assholes and I'll assume drunks together, they tend to get along pretty easy because there's no wimps around to call them out on being a jerk. Pretty accurate. Day crew isn't wimps though, they are bitches. This is my 1st office politics jobs. Nights is under investigation for cheating/not doing work, because day crews #s are so bad. I have to explain why I'm doing too good. Also, they like to fire shots over minor poo poo through e-mails to the bosses. The retaliation is worth it though, you make them look retarded and the higher ups don't give a poo poo.
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I've been working shifts for 2 years. Weekly rotation of days, nights and afternoons. Mandatory OT. I've worked 180 hours of OT since April 26th. Sure, I love having a job. It pays OK. But I have absolutely no sort of life and I'm thinking about just dying instead lol
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