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Will smith and his son star in a remake of the hit movie "the phantom menace" with will smith playing obi wan kenobi and Jayden smith playing anakin. See this would be great for too reasons 1. It would make it so Jayden and wills smiths careers are over for good and 2. It would finally end the Star Wars movies forever
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 15:13 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 12:00 |
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i hosed your parents last night
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 15:24 |
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See I'm thinking we take the Star off the title and make it Sea. We can make the whole movie Sea Wars, about the bottom of the ocean. Maybe it can have an environmental message. - Sincerely, James Cameron
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 15:37 |
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basically the entirety of the movie predator uncut but put the words "star wars" over the title: instantly the best star wars movie holy gently caress predator is a good movie
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 15:42 |
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Madikin Jaywalker is an apprentice to Owned-bitch Wanker-noobie, who is schooling his rear end in the ways of the fawce. Experience le epic beggining of the saga that started it all, or something! Coming to an online media streaming service near you starting at $10.99/month !
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 15:43 |
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Sorry Will Smith only does movies where he can sit down for the entire process now days. No way he would sign up for having to do action scenes and poo poo again.
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 16:09 |
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Girl Yoda
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 16:29 |
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What they need to do is listen to the fans and finally put fan favorite character Ploofon Bleem on the big screen. When Ploofon takes on the Spardacan Assembly was the best action scene in the whole EU. Alternatively: a movie adaptation of the Battle of Scarkus but skip over the whole "force rape" scene where Nalthea battles Darth Sabor in the Tealepathicon.
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 16:34 |
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I think we need less Wars. Did you know Star Wars is big in Russia? They've even got a famous parody/"funny translation" of the prequels. Did you know they like Real Wars? Probably connected. I don't know if it's big in Syria, but it might be. Let's make a Star Heated But Civil Arguments movie.
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 16:35 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:basically the entirety of the movie predator uncut but put the words "star wars" over the title: instantly the best star wars movie YOU SONOVA BITCH!
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 16:36 |
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What about a scene where a TIE fighter crashes through the stained glass window of a Jedi church?
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 16:36 |
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Applewhite posted:What about a scene where a TIE fighter crashes through the stained glass window of a Jedi church? The stained glass window has a stylized design of a TIE Fighter crashing into it. Because Jedi can see the future. Probably. That's one of the things they do, right?
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 16:38 |
*screams the star wars opening fanfare while on the toilet*
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 16:39 |
1. It's just The West Wing but with puppets and crazy hairdos. 2. Saving Padawan Ryan. 3. The Empire elects a charismatic outsider from the planetary development business who bans all "aliens". 4. Caligula but with puppets and crazy hairdos. 5. Bottle movie about a transport of clone slaves wherein the ship is haunted but it really turns out to be about the ethics of slavery. 6. A ship full of clones mutinies and takes over the ship, when they land at Unspecified Planet IV (a desert planet where everyone wears wigs), the mutineers are arrested and jailed and one clone steps forward to learn the basics of the language and make the case for freeing clones everywhere.
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 16:41 |
A mad scientist tries to breed dinosaurs but ends up creating zombies with force powers.
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 16:43 |
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:The stained glass window has a stylized design of a TIE Fighter crashing into it. I was thinking that exact thing! And like, once it crashes through, the entire congregation jumps to its feet in unison and fifty lightsabers light up at once. Zoom in on the TIE pilot's face. Even though his expression is hidden by his helmet, you can tell he's like "uh oh!"
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 16:43 |
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a live-action japanese remake of star wars.
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 16:44 |
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What the world really needs is a Jar Jar Binks Christmas Special.
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 16:45 |
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jedis go to the middle east to end terrorism once and for all
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 16:45 |
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Boba Fett tries to clone himself again but ends up making a "mini Me" Boba Fett.
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 16:45 |
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Mange Mite posted:a live-action japanese remake of star wars. An anime remake of Star Wars by the studio that brought us Rebuild of Evangelion.
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 16:46 |
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Giant scorpion droids with red lightsabers for stingers. They are powered by Sith magic. A death Star with TWO beam dishes. It is five times the size of the Death Star II. Jar Jar Brinks home security.
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 16:50 |
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Parallax Scroll posted:jedis go to the middle east to end terrorism once and for all we find out the jedis were the terrorists all along
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 16:51 |
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A Life Star. Made by the Jedi. It's environmentally conscious. It blows up planets but doesn't leave the mess behind, space pollution is whack.
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 16:52 |
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Asian planet
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 16:53 |
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:A Life Star. Made by the Jedi.
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 16:53 |
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20 minute drama sequence with a family of wookies. no subtitles.
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 16:54 |
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Luke converts to Islam
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 16:55 |
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Frackie Robinson posted:Luke converts to Islam pretty sure this was in the first star wars
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 16:55 |
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Mange Mite posted:20 minute drama sequence with a family of wookies. no subtitles. I just got flashbacks to the worst loving part of KOTOR.
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 16:56 |
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instead of being a long time ago in a galaxy far away it's the present day in a galaxy far away
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 16:56 |
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Frackie Robinson posted:Luke converts to Islam The darkside arc goin cray-cray
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 16:56 |
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Mange Mite posted:pretty sure this was in the first star wars I ran the numbers and this checks out
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 16:56 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:basically the entirety of the movie predator uncut but put the words "star wars" over the title: instantly the best star wars movie
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 16:57 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:basically the entirety of the movie predator uncut but put the words "star wars" over the title: instantly the best star wars movie Republic Commando does deserve its own movie
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 16:57 |
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Family Guy Star Wars reenacted with the cast of The Simpsons.
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 17:01 |
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How about a movie based on the adventures and hijinks of those little rascals, the jawas?
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 17:03 |
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A movie about Street Podracing in the tradition of The Fast and the Furious
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 17:17 |
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Applewhite posted:A movie about Street Podracing in the tradition of The Fast and the Furious That actually sounds fun and enjoyable.
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# ? Dec 15, 2015 17:19 |
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*Podracers speed by a dark alley* *Police lights flash on to reveal a Police Podracer hidden in the darkness. It whoops its siren as it peels out into traffic to pursue the illegal racers*
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