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You all know the story: A young boy's parents are killed by an evil force and he grows up with his aunt and uncle in humble circumstances. A chance encounter with some oddball characters reveals to him that he is secretly the heir to a magical legacy that his aunt and uncle kept secret from him. The boy seeks counsel from a wise old man. Later, the old man is struck down by someone the old man once considered a close friend and ally. I'm speaking of course of Spider Man.
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One that stars me and in it I get to kiss a lot a beautiful ladies and hopefully at least one is black.
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Dec 15, 2015 21:26
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Hoth City a group of rebel engineers on a site survey for a mining project discover an ancient city on Hoth. An ICE city. the city is completely entombed in ice. the engineers desperately try to contact their outpost but the storms have become to strong, even the tontons are dead. they hunker down outside of the city to try and make it through the night. their bodies are found 1000 years later by an expedition looking for the lost city of ice. it turns out its just some shithole so everyone just kind of keeps doing whatever their normal day to day poo poo is. no one ever thinks about it again.
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Dec 15, 2015 21:27
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There's a new, even gayer droid in town and C3P0 is jealous.
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Dec 15, 2015 21:29
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Wanna see this cgi fight scene
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Dec 15, 2015 21:33
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Deranged M posted:Wanna see this cgi fight scene holy gently caress  
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Dec 15, 2015 21:38
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$380,000,000 reboot of the holiday special
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Dec 15, 2015 21:40
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Redub the original a new hope but every time they say rebel replace it with cis
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Dec 15, 2015 21:40
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SPACE HOMOS!
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Dec 15, 2015 21:49
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BB-8's Day Out It's just a bootleg Chinese dvd of baby's day out with BB-8 photoshopped onto the cover. It is considered 100% canon.
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Dec 15, 2015 21:52
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Nigmaetcetera posted:BB-8's Day Out i would like to by 1000 units please
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Dec 15, 2015 21:52
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A current day remake where the Rebels are Jihadi muslims and the Empire is Western Civilisation, with Trump as Darth Vader.
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Dec 15, 2015 21:55
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Dec 15, 2015 22:20
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dad gay. so what posted:i would like to by 1000 units please Lol nice av dude E; I'm sorry I'll try to stay on topic. Uh, Chewbacca, he, uh, is threatened by Mozart's artistic and technical superiority so he orchestrates his downfall by secretly commissioning a requiem mass? Nigmaetcetera fucked around with this message at 22:53 on Dec 15, 2015 |
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Dec 15, 2015 22:40
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star wars and star trek crossover with chewbacca and worf high fiving and data and c3po throwing funny one liners about not understanding humans.
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Dec 15, 2015 23:27
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Blaster Heat: A group of thieves, former clone troopers and an assassin droid perform a heist on the biggest bank on Bespin. Everything goes wrong when the Empire shows up to capture a fugitive and they have to try and get away with their haul, but one of the thieves looks a lot like the Rebel fugitive the Imperials came for and as massive firefight breaks out
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Dec 15, 2015 23:37
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Detective Chewbacca, New Alderann PD
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Dec 15, 2015 23:38
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Han and luke docking their long ships na mean
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Dec 15, 2015 23:39
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LOL at greedo taped to cardboard across a folding table
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Dec 16, 2015 00:42
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luke gets drunk and tells everyone stories about the farm. it is 3 and a half hours long.
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Dec 16, 2015 01:18
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A fetish porn film about R2D2 being turned into a trashcan.
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Dec 16, 2015 01:28
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:A fetish porn film about R2D2 being turned into a trashcan. Everything about it.
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Dec 16, 2015 01:32
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giant robotic stars with arms and legs do battle in the cosmos
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Dec 16, 2015 01:39
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the gang travls FORWARDS in time to our time and then they have to try and fit in and its all like awhooooaaa this is the future why is everything lke the past??
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Dec 16, 2015 01:48
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never thought about it till now but vader went bad cause he thought obi wan was gonna cuck him lol
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Dec 16, 2015 03:09
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Grody posted:never thought about it till now but vader went bad cause he thought obi wan was gonna cuck him lol He was right
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Dec 16, 2015 03:14
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transyoda
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Dec 16, 2015 03:15
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snocked posted:transyoda yoda wasnt trans but we have no way of knowing if chewbacca was or not. Im really not sure how to gender xhem
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Dec 16, 2015 03:20
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Star Wars but with a lot more parkour and cool slow-mo shots where the camera is somewhat below eye-level looking up and it kinda spins around the actors while they talk about poo poo getting real.
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Dec 16, 2015 03:58
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Nooner posted:the gang travls FORWARDS in time to our time and then they have to try and fit in and its all like awhooooaaa this is the future why is everything lke the past?? The technology in the Star Wars universe has Benjamin Button disease. It started out all super sleek in the prequels. By the end of the new trilogy it will be medieval times.
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Dec 16, 2015 04:01
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Two Broke Droids A pair of life-like droids have a dream of saving up enough money to open up their own 'cubba cakes' shoppe. Call of the Force Historical drama about the Empire facing their most powerful pre-Rebel foe in the form of AstroTelecom&Transit, who are coming after them for stealing their trademarked Death Star design and violating copyright by calling their giant walkers AT-ATs. We all know that the Empire experienced record high public opinion ratings for taking down AT&T, but this docudrama explores the behind the scenes, assassinations and clonings that resulted in the standardized ImperialNet Providers and Emp-Mail.
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Dec 16, 2015 04:40
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Tarkin: The College Years
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Dec 16, 2015 04:58
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star wars: star peace all the star wars are over. a group of ex-scientists, soldiers and adventurers retrofit an old warship and go explore the unknown, to seek out new life forms and new civilisations, to go boldly where no-one has gone before. they learn about themselves, gain an appreciation of the mystery and wonder of the universe, and in the struggle to solve problems that have no clear answer, they teach us all lessons about life
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Dec 16, 2015 04:59
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an entire movie with no jedi and no laser swords. they are just never mentioned at all.
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Dec 16, 2015 05:31
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Serious Frolicking posted:an entire movie with no jedi and no laser swords. they are just never mentioned at all.
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Dec 16, 2015 05:35
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https://vine.co/v/iaHJlt75JtP
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Dec 16, 2015 06:16
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Get Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon to direct episode 8
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Dec 16, 2015 12:33
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Let Mac and Dennis make it instant classic
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Dec 16, 2015 13:01
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It was a dark time for the galactic death stick trade... Borgnollian Alliance has escalated its battle with the Intergalactic Trade Commission and several Galactic Center Companies, threatening businesses that oppose the government’s alleged discriminatory taxes with additional penalties. Coruscant announced two separate investigations into charges and “health contribution” levies that it suspected gave domestic Borgnollian companies with low turnovers an unfair advantage over foreign retailers and death stick groups. But Borgnol Prime said it would not back down over the unorthodox tax measures pioneered by Veektor Orbanus, prime minister, and insisted that foreign companies would pay, regardless of the result of the investigations. The dispute is the latest in a series of stand-offs since Mr Orbanus’ government came to power and imposed a rash of unconventional taxes and charges targeting foreign-owned media, telecoms, utilities and banks, as part of an effort to reduce the fiscal deficit and avoid another Intergalactic Monetary Fund bailout. The measures resulted in several Trade Commission investigations and Mr Orbanus has said he expects disputes with Coruscant to intensify over the next three years. But his supporters pointed to Borgnollian Alliance’s stellar economic growth — which measured 3.6 per cent last year — and the declining debt levels as a vindication of his so-called Orbanomics policies. In the latest cases, Coruscant said it was not disputing Borgnol Prime’s right to introduce taxes, but rather the steeply increasing rates that apply to larger, predominantly foreign companies, such as Filip Morreus International and Imperial Death Stick. It has also issued an injunction to prevent the government from collecting the taxes. The commission said the Borgnollian Alliance had provided no objective reason to discriminate between companies based on turnover. Coruscant said in a statement it supported attempts to reduce death stick consumption but it “had doubts that the effects of death stick products on public health increase progressively with the turnover of companies selling them.” In June, Borgnol Prime backed down in a dispute with the Hutt-owned Galactic Broadcasting Company, which Coruscant authorities found had been subject to a discriminatory 50 per cent higher tax on advertising revenue. No other media outlets paid tax at the higher rate. Borgnollian Alliance said the new charges were “clearly discriminatory” and pledged to continue with legal challenges against unfair treatment. “The government can impose taxes whenever they want, but if they are discriminatory, we will fight them,” a spokesperson said. Coruscant is also examining the government’s decision this year to grant an exclusive licence for wholesale death stick distribution to Imperial Death Stick, in partnership with local supplier Planetary death stick Group. One person familiar with the dispute said death stick groups were also challenging the decision to grant the licence. The Borgnollian government rejected on procedural grounds an alternative offer for distribution rights from the local arms of death stick companies PMI, Imperial and JTI worth up to Ft6bn ($21m), compared with the Ft600m agreed with BAT and CTG. An analyst at Borgamorg said: “It was puzzling to see what appears to be a substantially higher offer rejected by a government keen to raise revenue.” Mr Orbanus’ critics say the disputes are further evidence that Borgnollian Alliance’s growth potential is being diminished by an unpredictable regulatory environment and punishing sector taxes that deter foreign investors. The galactic government has this year pledged to reduce Coruscants highest banking taxes in a bid to boost lending and attract investment. But last week’s statement casts doubt on its commitment to a stable and level playing field for foreign investors, according to analysts.
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the pianist, except it takes place on chewbacca's homeplanet and the wookies are the jews
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