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Welp. Turns out: - He was actually a pedophile. Shocker. - He sued the kid's lawyer after his investigation was shut down - As authorities were at his door to lock him up, he shot himself on the spot What a freaking legacy. http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2015/12/cop-who-wanted-to-take-pic-of-erection-in-sexting-case-commits-suicide/
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Why do you remember things like this? Do you think about people touching kid's boners a lot or something?
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perhaps the only thing he did right in his life!!
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I used to live in Manassas. AMA about living in Manassas!
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quote:The 17-year-old boy got a year of probation for sexting his teen girlfriend. wat
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suicide is the only solution when youre a cop
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:I used to live in Manassas. AMA about living in Manassas! Did you go to Osbourn High School?
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I don't recall this at all. In fact, I rarely dwell on the thought of teen boners
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:I used to live in Manassas. AMA about living in Manassas! "Man rear end" haha 
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Dec 16, 2015 20:08
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another cop dead, things are looking up today
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Molothecat posted:I don't recall this at all. In fact, I rarely dwell on the thought of teen boners
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suicide really simplifies things nice and tidy sometimes on that note i hope he had the decency to direct his brain matter into the bathtub ghostter posted:rare teen boners
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ghostter posted:wat his girlfriend is 15 btw I wonder what he would think if we went back in time to just before he took a pic of his dick and told him if he sent it he'd get a year probation and a grown rear end man would kill heself
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SlipUp posted:his girlfriend is 15 btw id do it still
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Broenheim posted:id do it still if i knew it would be a cop suicide i'd be sending dick pics all day erry day
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SlipUp posted:his girlfriend is 15 btw <stares at you wide-eyed> <maintains eye contact as thumb moves across surface of phone> <taps send>
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"Detective David Edward Abbott, a member of the Northern Virginia-Washington DC Internet Crimes Against Children Task Force, last year had obtained a warrant to inject a young boy with a drug that would cause an erection. Abbott wanted to photograph that erection and compare it with photos found on a 15-year-old girl's phone." gently caress that guy and gently caress his police department for protecting this piece of poo poo. I'm glad that he killed himself.
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final2percent posted:"Detective David Edward Abbott, a member of the Northern Virginia-Washington DC Internet Crimes Against Children Task Force, last year had obtained a warrant to inject a young boy with a drug that would cause an erection. Abbott wanted to photograph that erection and compare it with photos found on a 15-year-old girl's phone." where can i get a warrant like this
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I'm envisioning this kid as killface's son here
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also if you willing decide to teach little league poo poo like youth hockey or baseball or w/e and your not a dad of the one kids, then your almost def. a pedo
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ghostter posted:where can i get a warrant like this trap sprung
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final2percent posted:"Detective David Edward Abbott, a member of the Northern Virginia-Washington DC Internet Crimes Against Children Task Force, last year had obtained a warrant to inject a young boy with a drug that would cause an erection. Abbott wanted to photograph that erection and compare it with photos found on a 15-year-old girl's phone." In my day we used the Sears catalog
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quote:Detective David Edward Abbott, a member of the Northern Virginia-Washington DC Internet Crimes Against Children Task Force, last year had obtained a warrant to inject a young boy with a drug that would cause an erection. HAD obtained. As in, a judge approved that warrant. 
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what fuckin' judge sees a warrant for injected a teenage boy with viagra to take dick pics and signs off on that poo poo? lol what in the actual gently caress?
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Noblesse Obliged posted:In my day we used the Sears catalog
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No but thanks, OP
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Moridin920 posted:what fuckin' judge sees a warrant for injected a teenage boy with viagra to take dick pics and signs off on that poo poo? a judge who knows whats up
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In an ironic twist the kids lawyer was pro bono
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What about a new dating platform for matching people who share the same birthdate so that people under age 18 can date without worrying about getting someone arrested
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loving pedos and their creepy gravitation to occupations that puts them in contact with their prey, it must be like a strip club to them. Like this guy was in the Internet Crimes Against Children Task Force AND a youth hockey coach while doing awful things to at least two kids. I'm glad the fucker shot himself and the only disappointment is that he took his own life instead of someone else doing it. If I had a kid I'd be terrified to let them go anywhere because it seems like if the job involves direct contact with children, their teacher is going to be some creep wheezing as the kids change in the locker room
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too bad this guy didn't pull a robespierre for maximum justice
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drat, he'll never get to see the new Star Wars now.
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ruddiger posted:drat, he'll never get to see the new Star Wars now.
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Dec 16, 2015 20:54
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i have a medically induced boner all the time 
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symbolic posted:riots cure cops
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ruddiger posted:drat, he'll never get to see the new Star Wars now. Thats Star Trek not Star Wars, get your pedophile tropes right or pay the price -- Salute your Shorts
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he'll never be the head of a major corporation
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im not sure it helps fight the image of the police being a gang that looks after itself when a man who got a job protecting kids abused by pedophiles has phone sex with them and shoots himself to avoid justice the the police force say they really appreciated all the years of good work he put in regardless of "recent rumors" or whatever lmao
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