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Sound
Oct 18, 2004


two normal urinals and a midget urinal. The far left NORMAL urinal is in use. What do you do?

e: well I hosed this gay poo poo right up, wanted to add a poll:

A) piss in the middle urinal (lol you're gay)
B) piss in the midget urinal (lol tiny dick)
C) use one of the stalls (lol piss baby sits down to piss)
D) sink piss (pro move)
E) goku

Sound fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Dec 16, 2015

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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Engrave elbereth

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Sound posted:

two normal urinals and a midget urinal. The far left urinal is in use. What do you do?

Wonder why a guy is using the midget urinal when nobody else is in the bathroom.

SLICK GOKU BABY fucked around with this message at 23:45 on Dec 16, 2015

Sound
Oct 18, 2004


SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Wonder why a guy is using the midget urinal when nobody else is in the bathroom.

fuk u

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
a man posting on gbs on a stationary computer he has brough with him into the stall

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Drink sparkling potion

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
where's the option to use the far left urinal while striking up idle conversation with the other dude using it

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Piss on the floor like a bum

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls



lol, you didn't even make this a proper poll thread, what a failure this is.

I think the only answer to this thread is that we would step up and let out a big :gas: thread.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i use the urinal that is already in use, OP, and establish dominance

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

hmm. no. what else shall we talk about?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Also the answer to the question depends on how big the other guy's wiener is, how can we answer if you give incomplete information.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

chirstmas is coming up. does anyone have any killer recipes for mulled wine or wassail?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


This thread is now about sausages.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

chirstmas is coming up. does anyone have any killer recipes for mulled wine or wassail?

Mull this over, just microwave some bourbon like a real man

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Came here to post this but monkey was the better man this time

EDIT

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

chirstmas is coming up. does anyone have any killer recipes for mulled wine or wassail?

Use a tea strainer for the spices

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
Disguise myself as a urinal and let people piss in my mouth.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro






Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Shaquin posted:

Mull this over, just microwave some bourbon like a real man

that's more of a everyday thing. christmas time is a special season

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

There is nothing wrong with those small urinals, I would use that. I have a shy bladder though, so I can't stand right next to people.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i bet reginald wouldn't have that issue

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

Cantaloupe posted:

Disguise myself as a urinal and let people piss in my mouth.

this actually happened iirc

a guy working at a bar rewired some plumbing and built himself a secret piss lair in the crawlspace

E: http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/deep-inside-the-chain-pub-piss-dungeon

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Roy posted:

this actually happened iirc

a guy working at a bar rewired some plumbing and built himself a secret piss lair in the crawlspace

E: http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/deep-inside-the-chain-pub-piss-dungeon

It says continued below but theres no more below. I need to know more.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
ask the other guy if you can piss in the same one he is using

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

i bet reginald wouldn't have that issue

Which is why my inevitable demise at his legs will be deserved.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
I have to use the lower urinals bcoz my dick is so long it'd rest on the lip of a normal pisser.

escalator incident
Oct 1, 2005

Sorry for the convenience.
Fun Shoe

Lasher posted:

I have to use the lower urinals bcoz my dick is so long it'd rest on the lip of a normal pisser.

came here to post this

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender
*masturbates furiously*

Ok, whats this thread about?

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Roy posted:

this actually happened iirc

a guy working at a bar rewired some plumbing and built himself a secret piss lair in the crawlspace

E: http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/deep-inside-the-chain-pub-piss-dungeon

Dang so cool. I would pay a little money to use a service that ensures that my piss goes into some rando's face, sight unseen. Seems satisfying. I mean not a lot of money. Like maybe a quarter.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
calmly rinse your hands in the guy's pee stream

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

Lasher posted:

I have to use the lower urinals bcoz my dick is so long it'd rest on the lip of a normal pisser.

yeah seriously i dont think the OP knows how penises work at all

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
if you look at another guy's willy invisible wizards will try to make you gay until you hit him

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
idk but urinals sound p hosed up sry

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

Mariana Horchata posted:

idk but urinals sound p hosed up sry

Urinals are great. In fact what I would do is take the urinal right next to the guy and take the opportunity to point out some of the many advantages of urinals while we both shared a nice piss

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
When I unravel my monstrous member from my trousers I - without fail - let forth a thunderous stream of urine so strong it inevitably splashes murky urinal water back at me.

Now just piss in the bin in the disabled toilet, fuckin' disableds.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Troughs rule urinals drool

Vulture
Aug 7, 2012

hey has anyone put on their underwear really quickly in the morning and then later in the day you need to use a urinal and then the dick slit on your underwear is like way on the side and you have to try and move it piss?

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That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
well obviously you either wait til that dude stops peeing and use it then, or otherwise push him out of the way and piss

also you could do that thing in that image with the stick figure where he pees from the ceiling

E: gently caress beaten to it

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