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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
F: Piss in and on the op's mom

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Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Vulture posted:

hey has anyone put on their underwear really quickly in the morning and then later in the day you need to use a urinal and then the dick slit on your underwear is like way on the side and you have to try and move it piss?

who the hell uses the dick slit? pull the waistband of your underwear down, and thendrop your pants and underwear all the way to your ankles and lift up your shirt with both hands

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
who takes their pants off just jam a straw down ur pee hole and it'll let a constant dribble flow out which is easily disguised by letting it soak into your leg hairs and socks

Vulture
Aug 7, 2012

i hate the people who while pissing in the urinal look way up and groan in an exagerrated way.. like lol cmon

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.
whats with old dudes who start pissing away in the urinal while also dropping farts non-stop?

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax
why does using the midget urinal mean I have a tiny dick? wouldn't doing that require me to either squat down or else have an inordinately long dick?

Sound
Oct 18, 2004


TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

why does using the midget urinal mean I have a tiny dick? wouldn't doing that require me to either squat down or else have an inordinately long dick?

don't play coy, babydick

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

Vulture posted:

hey has anyone put on their underwear really quickly in the morning and then later in the day you need to use a urinal and then the dick slit on your underwear is like way on the side and you have to try and move it piss?

Wait, what? Who the hell pulls their dick through that slit?

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ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

Vulture posted:

hey has anyone put on their underwear really quickly in the morning and then later in the day you need to use a urinal and then the dick slit on your underwear is like way on the side and you have to try and move it piss?

only people with small peeners use the dick slit

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