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Xaris posted:a classmate of mine in college accidentally punched a deer riding a motorcycle and broke his arm. which is kind of badass if you think about it since its like a 50mph falcon punch from super smash bros which is pretty OP a deer riding a motorcycle? it deserved to be punched, damned uppity bucks 
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Macasaurus posted:riding a motorcycle? it deserved to be punched, damned uppity bucks Reported for racism
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Mange Mite posted:Reported for racism 
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don't doxx me thanks
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For real though i worry for the state of the ops mental health
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Motorcycles are cool in Asian countries where like 70% of the people on the road are on motorcycles or scooters. Car drivers are less likely to get all frothing at the mouth aggro for having to share the road with anyone but themselves (like in the USA).
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If you've never been on a motorcycle that you control (don't ride bitch unless you are a bitch), then you're missing out on one of life's great joys. Give it a shot, if it's not for you then it's okay, the world needs pusses. And for the love of god, wear gear and always wear a helmet.
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Haier posted:Motorcycles are cool in Asian countries where like 70% of the people on the road are on motorcycles or scooters. Car drivers are less likely to get all frothing at the mouth aggro for having to share the road with anyone but themselves (like in the USA). I think the frothing at the mouth comes from motorcycle drivers believing they don't have to observe traffic laws, coming out of nowhere, zipping around you between lanes and causing you to almost hit them. They're loving annoying.
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Enfield posted:
This is one nice bike.
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HoAssHo posted:I think the frothing at the mouth comes from motorcycle drivers believing they don't have to observe traffic laws, coming out of nowhere, zipping around you between lanes and causing you to almost hit them. They're loving annoying. settle down there old man bitchface. Don't have a coronary
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Haier posted:Motorcycles are cool in Asian countries where like 70% of the people on the road are on motorcycles or scooters. Car drivers are less likely to get all frothing at the mouth aggro for having to share the road with anyone but themselves (like in the USA). Word dude. It's seriously the superior mode of transport when you have a shitton of people in a small area. I don't get NYC with all the loving cars when Kaosiung runs like butter because it's 70% scooter/motorcycle traffic.
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the most surprising thing about this thread is tezzor apparently advocating for gun ownership
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I had a blast for 30 years and never had a serious incident. You made a bunch of shitposts and got 30 days It's a cosmic ballet of sorts. Motorcycles rule.
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tardwrangler posted:I had a blast for 30 years and never had a serious incident. Wow, sick own dude. I bet he feels really bad now that you have owned him so hard.
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Dec 17, 2015 08:43
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People buy motorcycles because they have jobs unlike Tezzor.
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I could make a shotgun for 4-6 dollars. Can't make a motorcycle though. Gotta buy those or punch a guy off one and take it.
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If you get proper training and ride you motorcycle with protective gear it reduces your chances of injury by like 90 percent. Just dont be a fuken idiot.
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will tezzor survive in trumps america?
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Word dude. It's seriously the superior mode of transport when you have a shitton of people in a small area. I don't get NYC with all the loving cars when Kaosiung runs like butter because it's 70% scooter/motorcycle traffic. I rode motorcycles in India and it was safe as hell and great and I never had to worry about cars or other riders. Bumfuck Nowhere, USA though? You couldn't pay me to attempt it. I saw so many dead bikers on the freeway in LA to last a life time.
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Probing tezzor for so long is a great new direction for gbs.
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opus111 posted:Probing tezzor for so long is a great new direction for gbs. I won my bike in a raffle. The night I got it me and my brother got shitfaced and rode it around the streets. Learning how to ride my bike was fun.
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opus111 posted:Probing tezzor for so long is a great new direction for gbs. who will step in to fill tezzor's tiny shoes there will only be one set of footprints in the sand until tezzor returns
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when i can afford it imma get a kawasaki zx14r and flip cops the bird as often as possible because lol good luck catching me
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I was in a motorcycle crash in mexico, I dont remember what happened but a H2 ran over the bike. I guess i got thrown or something. Anyway I learned I have A - blood which isnt common in mexico, so there was a shot i was gonna slowly bleed to death. luckily my cousin fronted me the 25G's for the nice air ambulance flight from la paz to san diego So anyway I used to look like this  But then I bought this  Then well this happened  So then I looked like this  So after a month in the hospital i got to kick it in the skilled nursing facility AKA the nursing home  I was there for 94 days most of them bed ridden in fact it got soo boring I made sock puppets to pass the time.  Did you know therapist dont like it when you make sock puppets based on them, and then put on mocking / saucy puppet shows? Lucky I got out  Now if you wanna ask me if I'll ride again I will say this pull up to my place on a bike i ll ride it around the block to show i am not a pussy, but I doubt i am gonna buy a new one....ever
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:the most surprising thing about this thread is tezzor apparently advocating for gun ownership Tezzzor believes in whatever gets him the most attention
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Rhymenoserous posted:don't gently caress with this poo poo op, suicides tend to do so in private, motorcycle riders flame out in public ensuring I can get a liver transplant and continue to drink myself to death. ima medium/high functioning alcoholic, so good luck with that liver. almost all my organs are scorched earth.
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motorcycles are rad and thus, they'd be illegal if they were invented yesterday thank gently caress for them being developed during a time when nanny states were just a fever dream in some novelist's head
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Mange Mite posted:Tezzzor believes in whatever gets hir the most attention ftfy
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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Triple A posted:motorcycles are rad and thus, they'd be illegal if they were invented yesterday same but with small homebuilt aircraft
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max4me posted:I was in a motorcycle crash in mexico, I dont remember what happened but a H2 ran over the bike. I guess i got thrown or something. gross 
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If cars were banned and replaced with motorbikes like in Vietnam or whatever it would be cool and there would be more room and fat people wouldn't be able to go anywhere.
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I own a motorcycle because i love the sound of rubber on the road and also the sensation of all the blood in my body being ejected under the pressure of a semi's gargantuan wheels
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i once got hit by a car except i wasnt a big baby about it like that curly headed retard
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max4me posted:I was in a motorcycle crash in mexico, I dont remember what happened but a H2 ran over the bike. I guess i got thrown or something. were you happy when rocky bought you that robot for your birthday before you guys went to russia?
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More and more I feel myself wanting to get a motorcycle. Perhaps even a sidecar so my dog can ride along.
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I don't think I want to ride through Mexico on a motorcycle, or in anything smaller than a Humvee.
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Mine was both boring and dangerous somehow, sold it
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I just want a simple vehicle that isn't all 'oh, your lumbar actuator sensing unit is shorted, we have to remove the dashboard that will be $3000' any time one of 70,000 parts goes slightly wonky.
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I ride in LA and take great pleasure in shooting past the chumps stuck in traffic on the freeways. When they don't get out of my way I make a big show of revving the bike so everyone can see this chump in the moving van is the cause of all their traffic woes.
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