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I liked GBS better when it was full of tranlords
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numberoneposter posted:OP, get buff and go for this butch look im the guy who told him his head was plenty big enough without hair
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Dec 20, 2015 20:53
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im a cis queer gender fluid pre op "male" (cis identified by the government so who knows?).
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Dec 20, 2015 21:21
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4outof5 posted:One of the true hidden classics of the 90s. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_C_nhzdNFI
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Dec 20, 2015 21:32
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Note: even after your gender change people will still laugh at you and call you a loser, additionally have new items to ridicule you over so don't bother
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Dec 20, 2015 22:57
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I identify as a chicken flavoured potato chip.
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Dec 21, 2015 09:18
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In an actual example of irony, 'identify' is a transitive verb.
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Dec 21, 2015 09:20
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Maoist Pussy posted:A TransGander  7/10. Significantly above average.
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Dec 21, 2015 09:22
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a t-shirt is basically underwear and most people forget that because they have rhinestones and funny cartoons on them now, if you're like an old timey dad-type dude and like to not wear a shirt that is when it would be applicable in the old days to wear just a t-shirt. For a frame of reference, so that's why all of Europe thinks were lazy pieces of poo poo and no one puts an effort or more than $20 in to buying clothes so you have a generation of dudes who don't even have dressing themselves going right at the moment.
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Cake Smashing Boob posted:I liked GBS better when it was full of tranlords Translord and roll out? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BYOWdUiflTg
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Darth123123 posted:I'm completely lost in this thread. You're not the only one. Seems most of you assume that I mean transition from a man that looks like a man to a man that looks like a woman, or from a man to a woman that used to be a man, but that's all wrong. What I'm going for is a man that looks like a woman that looks like a man, so the answers I'm looking for are not "lol chop your dick off and go suck a cock" but more along the lines of what Shithouse Dave was saying about Doc Martins. So far all I have figured out is that I should probably wear more vests. Vests seem to be very popular with lesbians. But they wear them in a way that subverts the patriarchy, like with really loose neckties or whatever. The tricky part is how to pull off wearing a vest as a guy who looks like a girl who looks like a guy in such a way as to not be aligned with the patriarchy, so I can't subvert their subversion by wearing a pink vest, but neither can I just wear a normal guy vest. It is quite the conundrum.
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Dec 21, 2015 11:41
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Yeah that was pretty much me in the 80s
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Dec 21, 2015 11:44
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Actually that is not a bad call... my only denim vest is covered with heavy metal patches and band logos in black sharpie. Maybe I should get another one that isn't retarded. edit: fuckdammit quote!=edit
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Dec 21, 2015 11:46
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I feel like im comin down with the ol prodromal
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Dec 21, 2015 12:01
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OP, get a nice pair of bolt on tits not too big, not too small, just right tia numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 23:21 on Dec 21, 2015 |
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Dec 21, 2015 23:19
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Look at drag kings for inspiration. Start by trying to look "naturally" feminine (light, smooth features), then purposely put on some fake masculine feature (fake beards are popular).
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Dec 21, 2015 23:36
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My facial hair only grows on top lip and chin. As mentioned before, I don't usually give a poo poo about appearance, which means I buzz it down to number zero every few weeks. I was thinking maybe I should just shave it off, but maybe I should go the other way and use some mascara on it to make it more manly?
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Dec 21, 2015 23:57
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Master J Plus posted:Woah, how is Missy "Misdemenour" Eliot doing these days? She's now white
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Dec 22, 2015 01:22
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monkey posted:You're not the only one. Try this: Get yourself a set of small but oddly saggy tits- fatness or hormones is your call -and then wear a wifebeater with no bra and kind of an androgynous haircut.
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You are and will always be a porpoise no matter what you do, just like me
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Maoist Pussy posted:Try this: Some solid advice here. They used to say if you ate a lot of undercooked chicken that you would grow tits because of all the oestrogen they put in chicken feed to make them grow faster. In the 90's I used to work next door to a chicken wholesaler and ate tonnes of undercooked chicken but I never grew tits. That said, I never got chest hair either, and then several years later I did turn into a lesbian, so maybe it was from the chicken all along, who knows?
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