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how many theaters will get shot up during the star war premier
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L-Boned
Sep 11, 2001

by FactsAreUseless
Do Muslims like Star Wars?

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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Lmao that pic

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
Look, here are Gaffi sticks, Bantha tracks

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

I can't believe that George Lucas had enough foresight to write in the death of Han Solo as an old man. He really thought of everything.

Jesus Christ, no amount of makeup or CGI is going to de-elderly HF or unfat Princess Leia

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011

Flavahbeast posted:

all of them

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
movie theaters are loving cold

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
I think that's a spoiler on the last page there.

I have been spoiled on the epic reveal of Disney Presents: a JJ Abrams Production: Episode Seven of the Star Wars Franchise (est 1977): The Force Awakens.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Baxter posted:

Look, here are Gaffi sticks, Bantha tracks

Tracks are side by side, clearly a false flag op by Obama and his goons.

E: Admiral Ackbar is nothing but a crisis actor.

FalloutGod
Dec 14, 2006
With how the US is anymore even joking about this poo poo puts you on a watch list and kiss your rear end good buy if you accidentally predict anything. I voted 2. 1 gang related 1 mass.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Plot twist: the shootings will happen at the cinemas showing Sisters.

naem
May 29, 2011






Lmao Tzu
Sep 11, 2014

Baba Ganoush posted:

Would be sort of interesting if they put some effort into it and dressed like a storm troopers or something

Then nobody is going to get hit :v: :D

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
I'm going to see it. I live in texas and considered it but will not be going armed. :clint:

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
no idea but there will probably be a few false alarms when someone walks into a theater with a star wars blaster that looks too much like the real thing and gets tackled

The GOP Delusion
Sep 10, 2010

The security of Israel is a moral imperative for all free peoples.
enclose liberals in carbonite

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
None, but every single one will get bombed.

Anorexic Robot
Nov 11, 2012
wouldnt it be funny if 2 of them were in the same theater and they stood up at the same time and looked at each other like OH poo poo! an only managed to kill one another

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
PERFECT opportunity for a CHECKBOX POLL

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

whoflungpoop posted:

movie theaters are loving cold

Depends on which you go to. Some are downright chilly, some cool but comfortable, some mildly warm, and others may be downright hot.

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


only 1, but the shooter will be george lucas himself

JB50
Feb 13, 2008

Microwaves Mom posted:

God the Jedi are loving lame.

Rule 1. You got magic powers use them to impress girls and get laid
Rule 2. You got magic fuckin powers, shits the easy roads from here on out.


ISIS. Although they love Ackbar I don't think hes in this one.

Ackbar IS in this one, so youre safe.

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you

Nathilus posted:

I'm going to see it. I live in texas and considered it but will not be going armed. :clint:

Calling bullshit, Texans never go anywhere unarmed.

Also what's with all the no goku option polls lately

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!

The GOP Delusion posted:

enclose liberals in carbonite

makes sense. they commit all the mass shootings

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
:jihad:: THIS is what you get for retconning the Expanded Universe, Disney!

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

STORMTRPOPERS !! pew pew bang pew

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

all i can tell about the properties of carbonite is it makes the person inside it really tired and sweaty?? that's cool

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwJd2tzcG38

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

basement jihadist posted:

all i can tell about the properties of carbonite is it makes the person inside it really tired and sweaty?? that's cool

Also temporarily blind

Pinch Me Im Meming
Jun 26, 2005

Let the lightsaber flow through you.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
There were lots and lots of people with lightsabres at the screening I went to but no one got shot

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

There were lots and lots of people with lightsabres at the screening I went to but no one got shot

there were lots of stormtroopers with blasters at the screening i went to and they all shot at me but missed

(thatis a litle star wars humor for you hahaha)

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
more like how many stars will be shot during the theater wars primier imo

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

2,970.

Bone_Enterprise
Aug 9, 2005

Inception Cigars
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Hopefully every single one of them, it is a weird form of natural selection.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
lol can someone ban that loving human being

Dog Jones
Nov 4, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
its the day of the big star wars movie premier, and the question on everybody mind is, "how many star wars fanatics will 'join the dark side' and commit a mass shooting?"

dont forget to vote in the poll, and 'call your shot' by leaving a post right here in the thread.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

lol can someone ban that loving human being

please don't sign your posts

blumpkinhead
Nov 10, 2014

aint got no time for bird sex

LGD posted:

For real though, who's going to actually shoot up a theater before they get their own chance to see the new Star Wars movie?

the same kind of person who bombs themselves and everyone around them. the same kind of person who, if they are going to kill themselves, jumps in front of a train because they take into consideration loving up a lot of other people.

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Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

C-3P0, R2-D2, and AK-47 are in this installment?

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