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Chunderstorm
May 9, 2010


legs crossed like a buddhist
smokin' buddha
angry tuna
http://www.statesman.com/news/news/crime-law/police-woman-drove-car-into-scientology-doors-beca/npksm/

quote:

A woman who police say plowed through the glass doors of the Church of Scientology building near the University of Texas campus Monday night told officers she thought the church was “evil” and that she drove her car into the lobby because she couldn’t find a rock to throw at it, her arrest affidavit said.

Emphasis mine. This happened like three blocks from UT campus. I walk by this pretty regularly and have taken to avoiding it because that place gives me the jibblies, but I'm definitely walking by to take some pictures for posterity tomorrow. Also, this woman is a hero.

quote:

The vehicle traveled northbound on the sidewalk before turning into the glass doors of the building and accelerating, witnesses told police. The car smashed the doors, plowed into reception area couches and then into the doors of a nursery. One of the witnesses said he noticed the driver “shooting him a bird,” according to the affidavit.

:911:

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
That's one way to beat the Austin traffic.

Superior Bastard
Jun 5, 2004

I wanna be on you.
When I read the beginning of this post I was surprised by her boldness. Next, I chuckled at her rationale. When I read the part about her giving them the finger, I couldn't help but applaud her panache.

wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

HELL YES

FIGHT THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


That's not the usual way to enter the church of Scientology, but I'm sure they will have to let her buy her way in to level 1 after that stunt right?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
my thetans endorse this woman's actions

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

That's not the usual way to enter the church of Scientology, but I'm sure they will have to let her buy her way in to level 1 after that stunt right?

at least a level 2, maybe 3 if it was double-birds

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
I guess there should be more rocks around.

wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

finally some loving good news in this god drat hosed up world

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
Just what these people need more poo poo to justify their persecution complex

Wronkos
Jan 1, 2011

I ride my bike past this building all the time, and I don't think I've ever seen somebody walk in. I guess I can now say I've seen somebody drive in, though

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GHx8s837O8


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIJN8IiDse0

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!
At least they don't have to bother asking what her crimes are.

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

if that was a crime the law is hosed up

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

I hope some scientologists died

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

Xenu works in mysterious ways.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
So that's what those sirens were about that night...

At least no one is too badly hurt. I'm ok with the building getting hosed though.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
I'm impressed Austin. No rocks within reach.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

this is some textbook religious terrorism

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
I like Scientology because it's just more creative Mormonism with a better backstory

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

Prav posted:

if that was a crime the law is hosed up

Illavick
Sep 15, 2012

WHENA MINA RENA VATIVE
She'd probably have more rocks if she'd just stop smoking them all.

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
i lol'd at just the thread title, then happily drank tea to that article still chortling

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Stay safe John Travolta.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax
is this the start of the anti-scientology pogroms

can we just kill them in the streets en masse please

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Chunderstorm posted:

and then into the doors of a nursery
zounds

CatfishClyde
Jul 22, 2001
Orange Rhyming Dictionary
women drivers huh, geez i tell ya

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

Chunderstorm posted:

and then into the doors of a nursery.

the plant or baby variety?

Because I hope she destroyed a bunch of plants.

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
oh we're back to hating on scientology? must be 2005 again!!!!

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

quote:

Surveillance video shows a man allegedly driving his pickup truck into the lobby of an Oklahoma hotel.
allegedly
dont rush to judgement

cram me sideways posted:

oh we're back to hating on scientology? must be 2005 again!!!!
none of the reasons changed, 2015 account
also you guessed the wrong year

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004

Tokamak posted:

this is some textbook religious terrorism

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015

gary oldmans diary posted:

allegedly
dont rush to judgement
none of the reasons changed, 2015 account
also you guessed the wrong year

got someone who takes hating scientology seriously here; i better beat feet!!!!!

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

cram me sideways posted:

oh we're back to hating on scientology? must be 2005 again!!!!

personally I never stopped

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

cram me sideways posted:

got someone who takes hating scientology seriously here; i better beat feet!!!!!
yeah!!!!!

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Is she hot

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



i cant find a rock to throw at the op, but im coming

*revs engine*

Luxury Communism
Aug 22, 2015

by Lowtax
9/11 didnt happen in Clearwater, but it should have.

Hot Dog Day #91
Jun 19, 2003

Op: I'm curious how the church is three blocks from campus when it's across the street from campus? Hmm thoughts?

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Hot Dog Day #91 posted:

Op: I'm curious how the church is three blocks from campus when it's across the street from campus? Hmm thoughts?

its big

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Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
That's what you call, "a doer." I would put that poo poo on my resume.

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