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Thread was reopened against my wishes and I am not going to maintain the OP.
raton fucked around with this message at 03:02 on Apr 5, 2017 |
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raton fucked around with this message at 03:01 on Apr 5, 2017 |
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 09:30 |
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you eat the bones??
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Oil up my body baby I'm ready for a hot tin of sardine's, the candy of the ocean.
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 09:30 |
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Voted 5
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 09:33 |
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Necros posted:you eat the bones?? good lord
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 10:01 |
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Sardines are gross. I tried some after the last sardine and could barely chocke down a few bites. Sick yuck!
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 12:14 |
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Sheep-Goats posted:gently caress tuna. tuna is bad? please explain.
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 12:41 |
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No sprats mentioned, a shameful op.
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 12:50 |
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Tace Vim posted:tuna is bad? please explain. Tuna is great. Tinned tuna is usually gross. Plus, it's unsustainable, high in mercury, and just plain boring. Get some dines in ya
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 13:00 |
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 13:07 |
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Don't forget all the omega threes and unsaturated fat! Healthy and tasty, dines are the real deal.
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 13:15 |
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Why should I eat the fishy oils, a human being essay by Sheep Goats Ok, you are a goon now. At 35 you are old enough that bad eating habits have made the artery hard. The artery is supposed to be soft. This is because the artery that goes around your heart needs to bend. If it doesn't bend it will crack on the inside. Your body will think this is a cut and a clot will form. If the crack is big enough you will get a clot that closes the artery and then all of the heart tissue that lives on that artery's blood will die. It will get replaced by scar tissue which doesn't work. You will either die or no longer be able to walk up stairs without stopping on the landings because your new piece of poo poo heart can't handle it. That is called a heart attack. What is a good way to fight this? First you can see your doctor and he will give you a tiny cheap pill to take that will control your cholesterol pretty well that is a miracle. Second you can take one 81mg aspirin every day. Third you can exercise. Forth you can consume large quantities of unsaturated fats relative to your other fats. Your body uses these fats for a lot of things but one thing is making arteries. A fat is a chemical that looks like three snakes biting each others in the heads. The long tail part can be saturated or unsaturated. If it is saturated that means the snake has all of its ribs. This means that it can't suck its own cock because the ribs make it inflexible. If it is unsaturated it has a rib removed so it can suck its own cock. Unsaturated snakes are very flexible. When it is cold inflexible snakes get even worse. In fact some fats are so saturated that at cool temperatures they are solid, like butter. Other fats stay liquid even when they are very cold because they are so unsaturated, they have had the perfect rib removed so they can most easily suck their own cocks. Fishes live in the cold cold sea but need to have flexible cell walls and arteries for swimming and for complex thought. Therefore their bodies make unsaturated fats. This means we can eat cold water oily fish in volumes that outpace warm furry land animals a lot and it helps us not develop arteriosclerosis and die from a myocardial infarction because our lazy dumb bodies will use these now easily available flexible fats to build cells. Oh by the way if you over eat your body will crank out a ton of fat. Because it is dumb it will mostly make saturated fat (it stores energy better). If you want health benefits from omega 3 oils you cannot overeat. BTW in this analogy a snake = a fatty acid and when they bite each other's heads they make a fat so don't get confused about acid vs fatty acid vs fat you dumb poo poo. Ork of Fiction posted:One way to describe raton fucked around with this message at 06:37 on Dec 21, 2015 |
# ? Dec 17, 2015 13:31 |
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I enjoy a can of herring in mustard sauce from time to time. Sardines aren't all that bad, they're just not that good.
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 13:39 |
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Sheep-Goats posted:Why should I eat the fishy oils, a human being essay by Sheep Goats thanks this is really good im stealing this.
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 13:41 |
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You are welcome please tell the people who live longer because of my advice that they owe part of their lives to me and can paypal me money to help repay their moral debts.
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 13:43 |
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fish is pretty nasty and it smells funny like the seafood part of the supermarket smells gross as hell im sure its hleathy for u but so is vegetables and they dont smell gross, unless u do something stupid like cook them and then they smell like farts
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 14:24 |
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even the freshest seafood smells nasty, i just realized this must be what gay dudes feel like when confronted with even a freshly showered snaz
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 14:26 |
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Sheep-Goats posted:Why should I eat the fishy oils, a human being essay by Sheep Goats The best essay about human being snakes
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At work, one of the Icelanders mentioned how much he missed good mackerel back home. Fret not, I said, because KO is sending me a mackerel tasting kit soon, so now I'll have a Norseman to eat these with. Everyone else hates my sardine lunches, but if you got haters you must be doing something right. My carpool buddy, the Tasmanian, said hey m8 I might try one of those sardines one of these days, so when we get back from break, I'm gonna set him up. First with straight sardine on cracker w hot sauce, but maybe later do something dressier with avocado and sherry vinegar. Regardless, the workplace dine enthusiasm has been rewarding in spades recently, as this is what I got for my secret santa gift: I just noticed my cardigan sitting on the basement table so that's extra Dad points I suppose OP you probably want to put that Wild Planet is a good brand in there, because often times you see it next to the KOs. Solid start to another glorious thread.
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 14:49 |
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Sheep-Goats posted:Green curry flavored mackerel from Thailand that I ordered on Amazon Ordering now
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 14:54 |
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Get your dines here friend.
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 15:01 |
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Sheep-Goats posted:You are welcome please tell the people who live longer because of my advice that they owe part of their lives to me and can paypal me money to help repay their moral debts. Nobody in my care lives longer but I will pass it on
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 15:03 |
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Sardines in mustard sauce and a nice piece of fruit make a solid cheap meal.
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 15:05 |
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fresh anchovies taste really good, more mild flavor but more fishyness?? they really good tho and I like to eat them, try them on a caesar salad!
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 15:09 |
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Everybody squeeze in!
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 16:03 |
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How come sardines are 2 for 1$ at seafood city but like super expensive at the white people supermarkets and they aren't even as good?
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:How come sardines are 2 for 1$ at seafood city but like super expensive at the white people supermarkets and they aren't even as good? Because white people supermarkets
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 16:18 |
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:How come sardines are 2 for 1$ at seafood city but like super expensive at the white people supermarkets and they aren't even as good? that's all white people food tbh
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ScrubLeague posted:that's all white people food tbh Dude, they have commercials for sardines in asia. White people eating them is like white people thinking they invented pasta.
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 16:20 |
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:white people thinking they invented pasta. hey buddy i got some bad news for you
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 16:23 |
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ScrubLeague posted:hey buddy i got some bad news for you The public school you went to was terrible? Yeah, that poo poo's rough man.
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 16:24 |
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# ? Dec 17, 2015 16:24 |
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Well yeah I mean I went to public school in Texas so what the gently caress you gonna do, but white people totally think they invented everything. As a white person, I can tell you that my mom was the first person to ever make spaghetti.
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Isn't Texas where they legislated that Tomas Jefferson wasn't a founding father because he believed in the separation of church and state? Just nuke it already. We wouldn't even need oil if a bunch of redneck idiots weren't so afraid of nuclear power because they can't correctly pronounce "nuclear".
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