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It's coming from bitter Expanded Universe fans:http://www.comicbookresources.com/article/expanded-universe-fans-threaten-to-spoil-star-wars-the-force-awakens posted:As reported by multiple outlets including Blastr, members of a closed-to-the-public Facebook group called The Alliance to Preserve the Expanded Universe (which currently has a membership of 3,645) are threatening to spoil the closely held secrets of "The Force Awakens" due to being dissatisfied with Disney and Lucasfilm establishing the Expanded Universe storylines as no longer part of official Star Wars canon. Turns out the goons hating on nerds are the biggest nerds of all. It's kinda like a family values politician getting caught with a gay blowjob. Oh, also Chewie bangs Han and C3PO becomes a radicalised muslim. R2D2 is now Genderqueer. Enjoy your movie, traitors.
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Everything in the expanded universe is terrible. Well some of the video games are alright, but the novels are just horrible awful things that make the prequels look pretty good in comparison.
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That round droid from the previews is just post-op R2D2, don't question xir decisions, shitlord!
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Only part of expanded universe that was good wasn't even canon to begin with; this being Skippy the Jedi Droid, who sacrificed himself for the good of the universe when being sold to Uncle Owen.
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Anyone that invested in a corporate product that doesn't even work for said company is a garbage human imo. I have a friend totally into all that Star Wars stuff in terms of buying the games and whatnot, and even he would roll his eyes at this idiocy.
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it turns out that the death star is just a big r2d2
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THIS IS TERRISM!
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Who gives a poo poo, it's a faggy movie series for fags, and anybody who's ever been offended by a spoiler is a double-secret-fag, like Chewbacca. Whoops, spoiler.
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So loving pissed off by all these spoilers TBH kinda like han solo dies at the hands of his son, Kylo Ren.
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SlipUp posted:It's coming from bitter Expanded Universe fans: I would bet a lot of money that every last one of those nerds will watch the force awakens.
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The movie spoilers aren't even a big deal. Imagine caring about Starwars in TYOOL 2015.
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who watches star wars for plot twists
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ReagaNOMNOMicks posted:So loving pissed off by all these spoilers TBH kinda like han solo dies at the hands of his son, Kylo Ren. wait so do ren and kylo combine into one person? and thats how he gains jedi powers?
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WARNING SPOILERS *Leia left Han Solo to have a love affair with Chewie *Bruce Willis shows up as a Jedi Ghost *Luke isn't in most of the movie because he went on a vacation to Risa *Supreme Leader Snoke is actually Donald Trump *C-3P0 and R2-D2 finally get married after the New Republic legalizes it *Snape kills Dumbledore
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this whole situation is kind of reminding me why I stopped caring about life. whooooocares
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Spoilers Luke's old hand is still falling through that tunnel in cloud city 30 years later
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Moridin920 posted:Anyone that invested in a corporate product that doesn't even work for said company is a garbage human imo. What's wrong with buying things you needed anyway but has a fun star wars logo or print as long as it doesn't cost any more than the original product?
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lmao at EU nerds defending this: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Breast
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mmm talk about expanded universe
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ThePutty posted:lmao at EU nerds defending this: From the annals of Star Wars Legends fiction
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ThePutty posted:lmao at EU nerds defending this: Star Wars: Episode IV A New Hope (First appearance)
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CharlestonJew posted:Spoilers Luke's old hand is still falling through that tunnel in cloud city 30 years later spoiler- they found it. it comes in handy later
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Dogmeat posted:Everything in the expanded universe is terrible. Well some of the video games are alright, but the novels are just horrible awful things that make the prequels look pretty good in comparison. idk the young jedi knight children's chapter books were great when i was a kid 
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ThePutty posted:lmao at EU nerds defending this: lol why
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Mon Calimari tittays.
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