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"These people are too cynical for my taste. I don't feel OK about laughing."
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Most of the movies in this thread hold up fine. Most of the people in this thread are insufferable faggots.
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Dec 18, 2015 12:19
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I like that movie the Mist. It's a cool concept and has a brutal twist ending but the 90's CGI in it is so so so bad. It also came out in 2007 and not the 90's
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Dec 18, 2015 12:44
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Leperflesh posted:The real problem with watching old Sienfeld shows is remembering that the actor who plays Kramer is a racist rear end in a top hat.
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Dec 18, 2015 12:51
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evobatman posted:In E.T., the G-men point guns at the kids. That kind of stuff wouldn't fly today. imo this might also have problems flying today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZD0JRoKSq4
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Dec 18, 2015 13:38
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWN1xWdKbHY People would flip if 1:30 was filmed for a kid's movie today.
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Dec 18, 2015 13:56
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They could not make War Games today because Matthew Broderick is old now.
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Dec 18, 2015 14:36
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how me a frog posted:I used to love Eddy Murphy movies as a kid, I thought they were the funniest poo poo ever. Then recently I watched Trading Places on netflix and I was like WHAT? All the crap Eddie Murphy makes and you single out Trading Places?
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Dec 18, 2015 14:48
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The Dregs posted:Most of the movies in this thread hold up fine. Most of the people in this thread are insufferable.
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Dec 18, 2015 15:04
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If your old movies aren't working anymore, that's the hint it's time to update your format, OP. Blu Ray players are pretty affordable now.
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Dec 18, 2015 15:05
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Microwaves Mom posted:You really should its a good one. This feels like a sitcom without the laugh track.
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Dec 18, 2015 15:22
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Seven with a 7 in the middle was a great movie in the 90s I saw it recently and I was like dammm I was dumb
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Don Tacorleone posted:Seven with a 7 in the middle was a great movie in the 90s I watched it yesterday and enjoyed it
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Dec 20, 2015 03:50
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It's a lot harder to suspend disbelief watching older movies, I mean you can totally tell that Charlie Chan is played by a white guy, I guess audiences were easier to fool back then.
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Dec 20, 2015 04:17
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frenton posted:I like that movie the Mist. It's a cool concept and has a brutal twist ending but the 90's CGI in it is so so so bad. It also came out in 2007 and not the 90's I liked this movie because you never get a clear shot of the huge monsters, just glimpses of these towering behemoths. Leaves much to the imagination in a good way
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Dec 20, 2015 04:43
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Hector Beerlioz posted:They could not make War Games today because Matthew Broderick is old now. it's p funny watching wargames and ferris bueller knowing that he would go on to kill two people shortly thereafter
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Dec 20, 2015 04:48
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Ok guys here we are at my cousins spooky cabin, next to the haunted lake, near the abandoned insane asylum, on top of the Indian burial ground, where the army tested chemical weapons, where that serial killer chainsawed those kids last year. NOW I WILL EXPLAIN AT GREAT LENGTH THAT WE DONT HAVE CELL RECEPTION BECAUSE OF THE "VALLEY" ALSO WE HAVE NO SPARE TIRE Ok whew now we can all wander off and have sex and all die. SAME 12 SECONDS OF CGI LAKE MONSTER AGAIN AND AGAIN, LAKE MONSTER ANIMATION ORIGINALLY FROM FAILED BREAKFAST CEREAL AD
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Dec 20, 2015 05:39
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Mulder I'm a woman but I'm portrayed as "intelligent" and I "wear pants" I'm a sensitive 90's guy scully, you can tell because I talk through my nose, this sure is the future
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Dec 20, 2015 05:43
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The acting in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels is for the most part absolute poo poo, even from people who were good in Snatch
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Dec 20, 2015 05:48
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Mulder what if people sometimes "faced challenges" and life "had difficulties," a concept so foreign in the 90's that we have to portray it as a supernatural phenomena? Scully there IS a DNA monster in that lake, I've never experienced any real challenges in life but I want to believe and play scary pretend! Mulder I'm a "woman" wearing "pants" Scully the future is now *dialup modem noises"
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Dec 20, 2015 05:54
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It's 1994 and I'm a cool young guy! You can tell because I have a skullet and have holes in my pants and a plaid shirt on. EXTREME!! Backwards baseball hat!
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Dec 20, 2015 05:58
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I'm the show's HOT GIRL and I'm wearing a very low cut top, and leather pants. You can SEE my BELLY BUTTON, that's how you know 1994 IS THE FUTURE. Ok now I'm going to bend over so you can see down my blouse. Ok now again. And again. Ok now I've got glasses on the end of my nose, and a beige crt computer monitor, loud typing noises, now I'm going to lean WAY DOWN. Ok now again. Ok now I'll bend over the other way so you can see my rear end in my PANTS. No one else has leather pants, just me, the HOT GIRL. Ok now down my blouse, ok now my rear end. And again. Now, blouse, now rear end. Blouse. rear end. Blouse. rear end. Get a GOOD LOOK at them because either the internet doesn't exist yet or its real expensive, there's no porn and this is what you have to masturbate to, really commit this to memory
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Dec 20, 2015 06:09
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If it's the early 1990's then my BOYFRIEND rides a SKATEBOARD If it's the late 1990's then I'm PROBABLY a VAMPIRE
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Dec 20, 2015 06:16
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Yo yo yo it's me THE MI-NOR-I-TAAAAAAYY!! That's it, I'm a minority. I'm (black/hispanic/other) and they don't even know how to do my movie makeup, I'm kind of ORANGE and SHINY. All my lines are dated slang no one used even when this movie was made. That's my character. If I'm FRIENDLY and BLACK I'll probably DIE in a VAN "I'll get the van!!!" I'll say and then DIE. In the VAN. I'll probably EXPLODE. This could be a romantic comedy or a kids movie and I'll explode in a van I apparently just drive around ready to "go get a van" at a moments notice, whether this makes sense for the plot or not. No one seems to miss me in the movie, there's no funeral service, no further mention- the movie probably ends with a happy white couple. Just a, dead friendly black guy. "I'm going to miss that van" -Sandra Bullock
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Dec 20, 2015 06:33
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Saturday night live if you use this material, please have a recurring bit where famous black guys stop by and say "I'll get the van!!" all happy, and then explode, with no explanation thnks
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Dec 20, 2015 06:42
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Seven and silence of the lambs probably had a lot more to offer at the time, but they inspired such a wave of average to bad films and then tv shows cribbing their style that it became its own overworked subgenre of police procedural. So basically parasites have sucked the life out of them and now they barely seem worth watching.
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Dec 20, 2015 06:43
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I'm the main love interest, wearing a dress in a single color, triangular shaped suit.
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Dec 20, 2015 06:46
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Moon Atari posted:Seven and silence of the lambs probably had a lot more to offer at the time, but they inspired such a wave of average to bad films and then tv shows cribbing their style that it became its own overworked subgenre of police procedural. So basically parasites have sucked the life out of them and now they barely seem worth watching. I think Silence holds up incredibly well.
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Dec 20, 2015 06:52
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Beef Turret posted:Millennials have abolished Care and are wholly unable to express anything that doesn't have an implied "Lol" after it, so every movie where a character has actual opinions and principles feels like a throwback to the cold war to them.. This but unironically.
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Dec 20, 2015 06:54
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Ok we have a part for THAT ONE ASIAN GIRL (it's Lucy Liu) The character is female, attractive and ASIAN "What's the character's name?" LUCY "What does the part consist of?" Standing around, next to famous people, being attractive, oh and ASIAN and named LUCY "Ok, I'll get the low cut tops and leather pants" Tell her agent we want her to do that thing like in that TV show where she growls, it makes her look inscrutable and hard working and good at math, sideways vagina
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Dec 20, 2015 06:59
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Holy poo poo, holding your guns sideways is super black-cultural and cool! If the black character is from the ghetto (as opposed to the rural south, the only other place black characters come from), he will shoot his gun sideways (and then of course die later on). ...we're just reproducing tvtropes.org aren't we
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Dec 20, 2015 07:04
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I'll get the van!!
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Dec 20, 2015 07:07
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naem you a 90s tv watching mark rear end bitch
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Dec 20, 2015 07:11
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I watched crouching tiger hidden dragon recently and thought it wasn't good despite being a massive fanboy on release. I then watched The Assassin and while it has some of the super freaky mysticism and gymnastics, the fighting is perfect and not overblown and the super natural poo poo is well done. I guess in ten years time I will think the assissin is not a good movie.
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Dec 20, 2015 07:11
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Savings Coupon posted:Why? Are you Jim Carey? If so gently caress you. what you mean 9 year olds they're pretty annoying i guess, shitbags is probably a little strong
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Dec 20, 2015 07:20
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the movie about that guy stuck in a phone booth wouldnt work now
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Dec 20, 2015 07:21
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satanic splash-back posted:I'm the main love interest, wearing a dress in a single color, triangular shaped suit. If it's the 1980's then I the love interest have on a really weird baggy lacy shirt, shoulder pads, and big poofy hair- and I act like I'm super hot. You can't even see my body shape and half my face is covered with poodle curls but BOY am I arrogant, just so young and grandma looking
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Dec 20, 2015 07:24
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A wise, tall, deep voiced older character approaches a very young and nonthreatening looking character next to a computer, leaning over commandingly "There stop! Enhance, 25 percent, ENGAGE!" he says, letting older viewers know that they still matter and real grown ups are in charge of this new fangled computer stuff "Y-yes sir, I'm a 20 year old little pussy bitch sir" *a bunch of super high tech computer machine sound effects and future stuff boop beep click ZIP ZAP clackita modem noises*
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Dec 20, 2015 07:33
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In this movie someone kills someone or makes someone get haunted by using a computer. It beeps loudly with every keystroke, the computer operator just types furiously at random, and they went to the trouble of inventing a completely retarded and highly improbable custom user interface, probably spending a hundred thousand dollars in the process, instead of just using windows 3.11 or whatever. Because of reasons. Since the CRT can't sync with a movie camera they also pasted their UI into the shot using a green screen. The nerd using the computer will later die like a bitch
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Ooo let's have a computer duel where they cut back and forth between us as we clackita clackita our beige keyboards, then one of us defeatedly yells "blast" and an animated skull gif appears
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