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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
This thread is guaranteed to contain spoilers for anything and everything, so none of you crying nancy rear end bitches can complain when you read it. I'll start.

Citizen Kane - Rosebud was his sled

The Street of the First Shell - Trent lives

Old Yeller - The dog dies in the end

Mowgli's Brothers - Mowgli swung Tabaqui twice against a tree

A Perfect Day for Bananafish - the young man shoots himself in the head

Please post all the spoilers you got, because if a story is good it can't be spoiled.

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Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

The Blob - The liquid nitrogen truck from the beginning freezes the Blob

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

The Blob - The liquid nitrogen truck from the beginning freezes the Blob

excellent

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
FFVII - Sepharoth kills aerith

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Nooner posted:

FFVII - Sepharoth kills aerith

NO NO, this is nonsense, what does this even mean

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Honey I shrunk the kids he shrinks the kids!

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
god dammit star wars

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004
Were people freaking about the spoiler threads?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

The Three Amigos Mexicans save the day by using the power of sewing.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Demonachizer posted:

Were people freaking about the spoiler threads?

oh boy were they

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
Rocky Horror Picture Show - they have meatloaf for dinner

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

whoflungpoop posted:

Rocky Horror Picture Show - they have meatloaf for dinner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VlGyMG0ksg

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
Enter the void - He reincarnates as his sister and best friend's baby

:2bong:

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


haven't you assholes ever heard of spoiler tags

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

why do people care about spoilers.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
Star Wars: Part 7: 2015: Episode 7: The Force Awakens: Part 1: Luke's father is Darth Vader

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

MiracleWhale posted:

haven't you assholes ever heard of spoiler tags

MiracleWhale gets probated for 6 hours hahahahaha!

Demonachizer
Aug 7, 2004

gnarlyhotep posted:

oh boy were they

Can you post some of their complaints? I can't imagine how hilarious grown rear end men bitching about children's movie spoilers must be.

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
I... CAN'T SEEM TO LOCATE OUR HEAT SIGNATURE!

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Darth Vader gets replaced by the more New and More Powerful evil Jedi lord: Death Vader

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

a hole-y ghost posted:

Darth Vader gets replaced by the more New and More Powerful evil Jedi lord: Death Vader

holy gently caress

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Demonachizer posted:

Can you post some of their complaints? I can't imagine how hilarious grown rear end men bitching about children's movie spoilers must be.

As much as I would love to, I can't. I'm restricted by forum confidentiality rules and all. But feel free to announce all the spoilers you want in this thread!

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer
Alien: Sigourney Weaver is p hot.

Predator: Arny covers himself in mud and shouts a sweet one liner before killing the Predator.

The Last of Us: He kills the leader of the fireflies and lies to the girl because he has finally found a way to fill the hole in his heart left by his daughter being shot.

Terminator 2: Arny is p hot

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Interstellar - Matthew McConaughey's character is also the ghost from the beginning.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
2001 - Frank Poole is killed by HAL

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Demonachizer posted:

Can you post some of their complaints? I can't imagine how hilarious grown rear end men bitching about children's movie spoilers must be.
this thread: demonarchizer pretends to be naive about things we are all too familiar with as a means of gaining mod favor and ultimately regaining his backward posts

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

gary oldmans diary posted:

this thread: demonarchizer pretends to be naive about things we are all too familiar with as a means of gaining mod favor and ultimately regaining his backward posts

this post

take note new mods, this is the kind of crap you'll be dealing with

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
demonarchizer is the professor moriarty of getting backwards posts and his vile schemes must be thwarted

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
Super Mario Bros - the princess is in another castle

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
My Dinner with Andre - they don't have dessert

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Raiders of the Lost Ark - They find the Lost Ark but it gets stored in a US government warehouse

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Indiana Jones and The Crystal Skull - The sarcophagus from Raiders of the Lost Ark is revealed to still be at Area 51.

Black Rain - Michael Douglas is considered fuckable by a woman fifty years his junior.

My Son, What Have Ye Done - The hostages were flamingos.

The Ghost Writer - Ewan McGregor's character turns into a ghost.

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

gnarlyhotep posted:

2001 - Frank Poole is killed by HAL

he's resurrected in 3001

i think syfy is doing a miniseries in 2016

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Triple H's entrance in WWE 2004 He drinks from the water bottle then does this huge spray in the air.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Maldoror posted:

he's resurrected in 3001

i think syfy is doing a miniseries in 2016

I hope this is on Netflix at some point

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Isaac posted:

Triple H's entrance in WWE 2004 He drinks from the water bottle then does this huge spray in the air.

DAMMIT YOU SPOILED IT FOR US

ah hahah heh

thanks

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
SuperBowl XLII: Giants beat the undefeated Patriots in one of the best NFL games ever played

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
Armageddon - they wrongfully decide to let Ben affleck come home

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
colony collapse disorder: it actually was the pesticides all along just like everyone already knew

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

thathonkey posted:

SuperBowl XLII: Giants beat the undefeated Patriots in one of the best NFL games ever played

I said spoilers not dumb poo poo

we only got so much bandwidth on this crappy website

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